ANyone else love these things you get at chinese places? beefs

when I was a kid I used to pretend I was homeless and that meat came from rats I cooked over a garbage can fire

>>7065850
beef is a solid, it cannot melt

>>7065864

uheueheuheueheuh

Incredible. They're one of the foods by which you can judge the quality of a Chinese restaurant. These and crab rangoons.

>>7065865
>solids can't melt
What ru saying senpai

>>7065865
Someone failed middleschool

>>7065883
show me a liquid beef fagit

>>7065850
lamb is better

>>7065883
I hope you're trolling

>>7065865
>jet fuel can't melt beef sticks

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>>7065896
>solids can't melt

>>7065850
>beefs on the stick

You're a fucking moron

>>7065904
This is why we have a report button

>>7065924
Wait do you actually think that solids can't melt?

>>7065927
beef cannot melt u idiot

I always keep my ice outside in the sun. After all, solids can't melt.

>>7065933
anything and everything can melt, not everything can be a solid, since there is a limit to how cold something can get (absolute zero). But there is no limit to how hot something can get. Every element can melt, even diamonds can be turned into a gas, as you might know, the hotter the element is, the more energy it has, the more energy the more likely its properties allow it to melt. So yes you can melt meat. Just don't expect it to look like meat anymore.

>>7065942
show me a liquid beef then

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>>7065950

>>7065942
>anything and everything can melt
no, lots of things don't melt. wood for example never melts

a solid turning into a gas is not called melting, it's called sublimation

>>7065960
>thinks stock is literally melted beef

are you the same fag thats been telling me to not put beans in my chili?

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>this thread

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>>7065963

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>>7065981
fuggin REKT

>>7065981
BTFO

>>7065850
That's looks more Thai, a satay.

>>7065864
My dad always told me it was monkey meat when I was a kid. I actually believed I was eating strips of monkey too and was completely fine with it. I'm not sure how I feel about that now...

>>7065981
you're wrong
wood can melt under high enough pressure in an environment without any oxygen

>>7066706
http://www.yalescientific.org/2010/05/everyday-qa-can-you-melt-a-wooden-log/

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>>7066706
>you're wrong
>provides text proving me right
what

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fucccck yeah boys

>>7066928
Damn, I looked at that picture and was just sad because that was a living being, same as you, and I am eating it. That's fucked up desu. I will eat meat all day, but it's fucked up still.

When the next gen comes and they start farming us I aint even gonna be mad, I'ma reason w/ them and be like aight do what you will but nigga you cray.

>>7066928
That looks dodgey as fuck and the meat looks of questionable origin

>>7065942
At absolute 0 everything is a solid.

>>7065850
You mean kitty on a stick?

>>7067644
>dodgey
indeed.

>>7067665
Nothing will ever be at absolute zero.

Also helium becomes a super fluid at absolute zero, extreme pressures in combination are only able to make it a semi crystalline substance and even then only as long as the pressure remains constant.

>>7067948 here
Ahem it becomes super fluid near absolute zero, not at...

My mom always called it rat-on-a-stick to mess with my sister, who had a pet rat.

>>7065850
I've never seen this at Chinese restraunts, chicken skewers yeah but never beef. For beef or chicken that's stuff you get at Thai restaurants, a satay.

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>>7067988
Your sis sounds downright creepy, did she happen to name the rat Willard?

>>7065850
Enjoy your cat/rat/whatever died in the alley meat

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>>7068377

rats make great pets. they're probably the smartest rodent. they love human attention and seek it out.

they're like little 12oz dogs.