Alright, /ck/I'm broke and need dinner. I have the following

>>7056554
I would just boil the rice and fry the imitation crab

fuck that other bullshit

boil the rice, mix with cream of mushroom, add in the crab meat. you might be able to mix in one of the cheese slices for a little added flavor.

>>7056589
that sounds gaudy as fuck, anon

>>7056589
I hate to be negative but that sounds pretty gross

Like some ghetto-ass risotto

>>7056600
agreed. I am OP. I am not cooking that. gross.

I'd boil the rice, and in a skillet:

>brown the roast beef slices in the butter after chopping them into smaller pieces
>remove the beef and then add an onion(I hope you have an onion) until it's softened
>add the cream of mushroom soup to the skillet with onions
>warm it through, then add back the beef and the crab until warmed through
>serve over rice
It probably won't be the best, but it'd be edible.

I'd save the mozzarella for pizza or something.

replace the imitation crab with roast beef.

>>7056554
Any eggs? Or any vegetables whatsoever? I was thinking fried rice of some kind.

If I was you and that was honestly all I had, I'd probably just eat the cream of mushroom on its own and hope to god that eventually I could go to the supermarket and get some real food.

>>7056622
That still sounds doable without the onion

>>7056554
This is rough.

Like another anon said, I'd just make the rice and mix in some crab meat and season it with whatever you think is appropriate.