Are eggs the greatest food creation of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit?
>father, son and the holy spirit
bacon, egg and cheese
Every time you eat an egg you are consuming a baby chicken. At least a cow can lose it's life and feed dozens of people in return. Meanwhile, it takes several baby chickens just to feed one person. It's tragic, really.
only tragedy here is how education has failed you
Chickens have actually gained from living with people. Thanks to humans eating them you can find them everywhere on the planet. We eat them but they multiply faster than that and egg and bacon are fucking great
I have always wanted to make a hard boiled egg, on the point where its yolk is a little gooey cause i think thats the best sort of boiled egg, and put it up my vagina, then push it out into my boyfriends mouth and he eats it, sadly he hates eggs.
>put it up my vagina,
Oh you misguided little edgelord.
>take raw egg in shell
>carefully shove in kooter
>keep there for a few days
>will cook naturally at a conveniently warm temperature
>pop it out, peel and eat
Now that is going to be one nasty ass egg, but there is no reason why it wouldn't work.
>high quality protein easy to digest
>can last for many days even without refrigeration, salt, smoking, dehydrating or other conservation methods.
>packed one by on a sealed containers
>easy to produce, all you need is a bird, preferably chickens
It certainly is the ultimate natural food!
>implying salt pepper and hot sauce isn't the only logical option
>mfw degenerate inbred Eurocücks living in the bush have opinions about anything
Eggs have zero response on the glycemic index you fuck.
They don't raise blood serum cholesterol levels either, why are you responding to shitposting?