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Stuck with a can of this stuff I can't open. I bought several

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Stuck with a can of this stuff I can't open. I bought several at the store as usual last time I was there and didn't realize that this shipment didn't have the pop top tabs.

I've stabbed at it with a knife a few times and tried to pry it open but haven't had much luck. Is there anything around the kitchen that might be able to get this open?
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>>7045165
Try the knife again but this time coat your hands in vegetable oil.
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I hear tales of a handheld machine called a "can opener"

Perhaps such a device could open a can?
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>>7045165

Take the knife and stab the lid until the blade is inside.

Now move back and forth until the lid is shredded off
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>>7045190
And then enjoy your poorfag food with metal shavings and shitty 'meatballs'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFIdYcClrs
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I gave up on it and just had a cheese sandwich.

>>7045177
never used one growing up, we always got those pull tab cans. It's 2015, no real reason to get one anymore, it's like who even uses a toaster now that we have microwaves.
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>>7045233
>never used one growing up, we always got those pull tab cans. It's 2015, no real reason to get one anymore, it's like who even uses a toaster now that we have microwaves.

I hope to Christ that you're just trolling
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>>7045236
Probably is. Wouldn't surprise me though. I worked in a pizza kitchen one time, when we had to open a can of olives (one of those big industrial size cans) we had to go to the restaurant next door and have them open it, as after a incident with a hand being sliced open all kitchen knives/can openers/box openers/etc. were banned from the premises.
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>>7045270
And that's why I carry my swiss knife everywhere. Can't count the times I used at a friend's home or in a lab etc.
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>>7045270
That sounds retarded, how did you guys slice the onions and bell peppers?
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>>7045165
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>>7045330
Nobody takes anime posters seriously...
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>>7045307
You need a P-38
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>>7045332
I was about to write that too, but was thinking p-51
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>>7045331
its literally 4chan header.
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>>7045361
Point being?
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>>7045332
>>7045337
Eh, my knife also works as a screwdriver and bottle opener, among other things, and it isn't much larger.
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Dang OP get some muscle, my girly arms can easily open a can with a knife.
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>>7045331
but he's 100% right
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>>7045165
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>>7045361
Nobody takes 4chan seriously...
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It's actually easier to open a can with a file or even a rock than it is with a knife. The top of the can is just crimped, and it's very thin. There's even a technique with a spoon, but it takes awhile.
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Jesus christ, just buy a fucking can opener. They cost like $2.

No even marginally well equipped kitchen should be without a can opener. Have some common sense for a change.
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