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How do you make the ultimate PBJ?

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How do you make the ultimate PBJ?
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Croutons, crunchy Jiff brand peanut butter, crushed grapes with sugar
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bread
peanut butter
jelly
bread
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Sourdough
Peanut Butter
Jelly

Slightly more peanut butter than jelly

A few banana slices too
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>>7043423

Home made bread.
Sliced grapes.
Home made peanut butter.

Fuck all that sugar filled processed garbage.
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>>7043435

Jelly goes on the top piece, dumb-dumb.
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it tastes best on costco 100% whole wheat bread imo.

the bread is really soft and fluffy, but still has hardy substance.
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>>7043449
Just flip it over when you're done making it. No need to make things overly complicated here.
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>>7043451
This

Kirkland™, the brand America trusts.
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>>7043451
I love to add a little Knorr® Homestyle Stock™ as well

Why add it you ask?

It's really good
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>>7043466
fuck off marco
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

obv, senpai
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>>7043474
Triggered
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Pear, brie and jambon (cuit/de Paris) on a baguette.
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personally I just like some fresh wonder bread toasted and I do a double decker kind of thing with 3 slices
always been my go-to quick idnight snack
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>>7043474
Holy hell they are fucking retarded. These are the same type of morons that put a bunch of shit on their grilled cheese.

Who the hell would eat a pb, orange marmalade, curry powder, sriracha, and basil sandwich?
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>>7043449
>not putting peanut butter on both pieces of bread and spreading the jelly.
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>>7043525

i've had peanut butter and marmalade sandwiches.

i used the marmalade 'cause i was out of jam.

the first few sandwiches tasted weird, like the flavors clashed. but i eventually started liking the combo, and now prefer it.
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>>7043534
Friend, I don't think the problem with that was the marmalade...
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Smooth peanut butter
Apple butter
Good sandwich bread, optionally lightly toasted
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>>7043466
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>>7043423
Cheapest white bread. Greasy peanut butter. 95% HFCS jelly.

Only half kidding.
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Wonder-esque bread
Strawberry preserves
Creamy PB
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>>7043423
Habanero peach jelly
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>>7043423
Crunchy peanut butter for that satisfying crunch
Any jam or jelly besides Grape (I prefer Apple or Strawberry)
Any bread besides regular ass sandwich bread (Wonderbread, Old Fashioned, you know what I mean)
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>>7043423
Peanut butter on the insides of both pieces of bread. Putting jelly directly onto bread is disgusting. Also, use creamy PB. If I wanted to eat peanuts I'd eat peanuts. Same thing with pulpy orange juice, I'm not drinking a fucking juice to eat you fucking dickheads,
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>>7044074

No pulp OJ is an abomination.
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With Chinese fold-over buns.
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>>7044105
You're an abomination. Go eat an orange faggot, I'll be over drinking juice, the thing that should be a liquid.
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>>7043423
Fucking Ben's bread (before they changed their recipie), kraft peanut butter on both sides, and sweet sweet homade freezer jam.
Bonus points for bread fresh out the bag or staler stuff very lightly toasted.
I could eat about 6 of these bad boys with a nice cold glass of milk while stoned.
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>>7044132
Muh dick.
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>>7043423
Wheat bread, crunchy peanut butter, grape jelly. No more, no less.
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bread
jelly
potato chips
peanut butter
bread
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anything else is shit tier
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>>7043439
Muh nigga
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>>7044132
no
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>>7047664
yes
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>>7043423
By using honey instead of jelly.
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>>7043474
it's called peanut butter and jelly
because those are the two things inside the bread
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>>7043423
Recently I tried the thing where you put peanut butter on both slices of bread, then jam/jelly in the middle.

When I first heard of people doing that, I thought they were savages. I was pleasantly mistaken. Best PB&J I've had in a while.
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>>7047630
>barely any peanut butter and a soup of jelly
>every time
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>>7043474

>these are the skills of someone who's devoted their life to taking shit out of jars and spreading it onto bread
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>>7043423
As a rule of thumb, most sandwiches are better hot. Try grilling or toasting it.
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>>7043423
A
>franz
>skippy and smuckers
>cup of milk to drink

B
>grilled sourdough
>homemade peanut butter and jelly
>sliced pickle
>slice of cheddar cheese
>hot sauce
>can of beer to drink
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>>7050058
The hell are you on about with B senpai?
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>>7050019

Sandwiches are almost the definition of the perfect cold food.

I think people who prefer hot sandwiches just don't really like sandwiches.
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>>7050019
>sandwiches
>hot
sure thing senpai
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>How do you make the ultimate PBJ?

Step 1: don't use white bread
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>>7050348
aaaaaand you've already failed. PBJ should not be on your crusty over 9000 grain hippy horseshit
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OFFICIAL PBJ FRUIT POWER RANKINGS

1. strawberry
2. apple
3. blackberry
4 pineapple
5. apricot
6. grape
7. cherry
8. nothing, just peanut butter
9. blueberry

9001. anything with seeds
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>>7050372

Seeded rye is best for pb&j.
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Full circle apple slices as bread
Crunchy PB, natty if possible
dried bluberries and fruit
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I prefer the snickers type.

Its actually a "PBBC" peanutbutter, banana, small amount of chocolate cream.

I always feel so guilty after eating one of these..
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>>7043423
>How do you make the ultimate PBJ?
I guess it helps if you're 7 years old.
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>>7051302
Wow, what an original joke!
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>>7043474
>dat sexy voice

i want to fuck her
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>>7051409
Prepare to jizz in your pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a819Vt_LOg
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Is the PB&J quesadilla the total culmination of mankind's cooking abilities/
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>>7043423
WHY ARE THERE THREE PLUS THREADS ABOUT PBJ?
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>>7043474
>Intrigued but not considering this skillful for a PB&J
>Grill it

Dropped.
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>>7043474

>the fucking sriracha

Is this what death feels like?
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>>7051418
>Not Gross.

Yeah, no.

Why the fuck does she make those fucking hippy dippy "tortillas" anyway? Corn tortillas are already fucking vegan, they're just masa harina and water.

I don't understand why she would go out of her way to make those horrendous tortilla abominations instead of just using plain corn tortillas.

The vegan filling, yeah, I get that, but it just seems like she created a whole lot of extra work and wasted a lot of unnecessary time baking them.
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>>7053187
Stop overthinking this. Just watch it because she's great
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>>7043474
id do her all wrong if u kno what i mean ;)
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>>7043474
>Remember -the whole point of peanut butter and jelly- being 'hey I made something tasty on a budget'? Yeah, we're just gonna fuck that shit up. :D

Now I'm just gonna imagine Jason popping out at the end and murdering her with a twelve dollar jar of hipster peanut butter.
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>>7050015
it doesnt even look greasy at all
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>>7053187
she's trying to get on food network you misogynistic freak.
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>Ruining your peanut butter with fucking jelly

Children confirmed
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>>7043529
This guy has been living his life the right way.
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>>7043423
a ration of 2 to 1 works for me
2 being the jelly of what ever type and 1 the pb and im VERY picky of my pb
the chunkier the better
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>>7043461
Their soap is fucking shit. That crap doesn't lather at all it just clumps up and feels all awkward.
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>>7054217
it does kinda tastelike it tho, it just doesnt look like it becuase mass produced peanut butters use chemical emulsifiers to prevent this
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>>7054223
I fail to see any part of my post that was misogynistic as you claim.

I was simply pointing out how retarded it is to waste all that time making those weirdo hippy tortillas when regular corn tortillas are already vegan.

The person in the video not having a penis has nothing to do with my argument. Stop fabricating a straw man argument for no reason other than giving yourself a smug sense of superiority..
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