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I got keked then divorced by my wife. She took everything, including all my money and cookware. All I have left is a stockpot and a smaller pan. She left me exactly one fork and one spoon and one knife.
Last night I lucked out at Winco and found large hams marked down to $2 a piece, so I got three of them. I have various canned vegetables to go with this, plus a bag of potatoes and some flour so I can make bread.
So I thought I would cut them up and make A LOT of sandwiches and pretty much live off those for awhile... Unfortunately, I cut these hams open and they have an excess of gristle and bones which I did not expect.
There is still some good meat in them, so I will set those aside for sandwiches.
Still, what is good to make with the fatty bits? Also, general ham recipes?
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ham & cool whip bagel sam?
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>>7040178
You should kill your ex wife and eat her.
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>>7040192
She's developed a heroine addiction that her family pretty much enables so I'm sure she'll kill herself just fine.
Hopefully sooner rather than later. After the alimony is taken out of my check, I have just enough money for the rent.
I have to donate plasma after my 10-12 hour shifts in order to eat at all.
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>>7040208
If this isn't actually bait I'm very sorry.
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I'm sorry for what happened to you. Life can be rough sometimes
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>>7040208
I'm going to assume this is a fictitious story for my own mental wellbeing. I'm sure you understand.
That aside, you're here for things you can do with bones and gristle. First thing that comes to mind is throwing them in the pot with whatever cheap greens you can afford. Collards are classic; cabbage is cheap right now (at least around here). Same goes for beans, especially if you can add some of that meat in.
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>>7040208
I think you might have married my ex gf/kids mom down to the t.
She wasn't in California was she?
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>>7040178
cabbage and potato stew using the gristle and bone for some flavor.
canned tomatoes beans stew another idea
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>>7040178
Red beans and rice.
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>>7040178
>>7040208
10/10 GOT SO FUCKING MAD
FUCK THAT BITCH AND FUCK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ENRAGING STORY
IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THE ONE ABOUT CHEERIO DOG DISH TRUCK MOM
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use the hocks to make beans. always breddy good
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split pea soup senpai
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>>7040189
Fucking gross.
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>>7040178
Op have you ever heard of a "hotshot"
consider arranging one perhaps
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really really really finding it hard to have sympathy for people who get divorced now days...
it sucks but.. you deserve it.. remember that.
>MUH SPECIAL GRILL
>WE LOVE EACH OTHER
>IT'S "DIFFERENT" YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>WELL BE 2GEDDA5EVAAAA
every. fucking time. fast forward a decade and 6 figures later.
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I'm an antisocial shut in. Is OPs story legally possible?
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>>7042850
It's not only possible, it's routine.
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>>7042850
yes
you'd be floored by what women get away with during a divorce
usually all the man walks away with is her credit card bills and a mountain of legal debt
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