>never even try Corona because it doesn't look like it'd

>>7038580
>>constantly see plebs on 4chan and my circle of friends praise it

TROLL SUCCESSFUL

>>7038581
The thing is, I wouldn't have believed them, but the price was high, so I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

>>7038583
>the price was high, so I gave it the benefit of the doubt.
Classic mistake of the nouveau riche.

>>7038593
I mean, it's not a huge financial decision, it was just a try.
Now I can claim for a fact that this beer is shit.

>>7038580
Use a wash cloth to rub a paste of water and sodium bicarbonate on that glass and it'll shine up good as new!

>>7038583
I've honestly never seen anyone praise that shit on here.

>>7038580
As a dude from the US of fucking A.. I always see eurokeks bitching about watered down piss beer.
Whats the names of the beer you guys love over there so I can try it and judge you? Im sure they sell it somewhere over here. If not fuck you, suck my American dick and enjoy having our "piss water" over there because people still buy it. Still would like to know what brands you guys drink /heart /smileyface

>>7038647
>/heart
>/smileyface
WTF? Actually laughed at how ridiculous this is.

>>7038647

Danishfag here. Imperial stout is my favorite and after that probably a nice lambic. Belgian quads are also great.

There are plenty of Imp Stouts in the states you can try.

corona might be the worst beer of all time. it needs a lime lol

I don't mind a Corona with a slice of lemon on a hot day or after a day of work.
It is pretty shitty but it's refreshing.

>>7038685
Would rather have water.

>>7038647
My personal favourites are Old Peculier, Broadside and Tanglefoot.

It's not really fair to compare bitters and ales to lager though. I think Carling, Fosters and Stella Artois are the most sold lagers over here. None of them are that great.

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its just like any other pilsner/blonde beer

you niggers just like to bitch about anything.

if you want your "TRONG BEER FOR STRONG MEN" just stick to Imperial Stouts and shut the fuck up

>>7038718
>>7038647
You do understand that Corona is a Mexican beer, right? Also, there are PLENTY of good beers in the US. Just don't buy the pleb ones.

>>7038687
Yeh but I'm a normal human being.
When I get home from work the first thing on my mind is how am I going to ingest alcohol.

>>7038580
>lithuanian anything
>good

kekekek

>>7038647

Scotfag here, try some of the below if you want to sample the cheap piss we have over here. Obviously we have a lot of good stuff, but this is the generic list:

>Carling
>Carlesberg
>Stella
>Fosters
>Red Stripe
>Grolsch

Bud and Miller are quite popular here but obviously you get them. You can get Guinness pretty much anywhere too, but it isn't awful. The Foreign Extra stuff is actually quite nice.

As far as mass produced "ale" goes, we have shit like MacEwens, John Smiths, Hobgoblin, Badger Tangle Foot, Old Speckled Hen etc.

Some of them are actually pretty good, all of the above is pretty cheap as well.

>>7038811
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
epic! comment, man :D

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>>7038811
I had a Lithuanian beer once. God it was terrible, and that's an under-statement.

Pic related.

>>7038809
I think you've mistaken being a degenerate alcoholic for being a normal human being. This is a common mistake, don't worry.

>>7038680
this, corona w/o lime is undrinkable

w/ lime is brety gud

>>7038647
>>7038660
>>7038672
>>7038698
>>7038738
>>7038718
im from the US of Assholes and i like weistephaner

>>7038580
It's a good breakfast beer.

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>>7038580
mexican here
corona literaly is tourist tier
corona is for people that dont drink beer or dont know shit about beer. corona its the equivalent of your grandma in the beach all red starting to become brown in the sun and starting to crack and she cant move becuse her bones are to hot and the artritis is kickin in and her body is becoming a mixture of a diflated ballon and silly putty but she still manages to say some combination of letter that in spelled make your blood boil
>dont you want a corona?
fuck corona
drink pacifico

>>7039315
they're owned by the same company you mexican faggot.

>>7039315
Fuck you faggot it's all about Modelo

>>7039315
>>7039355
You're both wrong, Bohemia is where it's at.

>>7038888
thats what hobos in lithuania drink you fucking idiot

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>>7039376
>Bohemia
+1

Wish it was easier to find around here. Shit's delicious.

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>>7039376
>>7039355
>>7039381

>>7039390
Is this supposed to mean something to me?

Bohemia > Negra Modelo

>>7039390
Pacificooo

>>7039390
>Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
>African beer

Yeah this looks totally legit.

>>7038647
It's called Alfa, brother.

>>7038963
So you drink European piss instead of american