>Order a sandwich in a restaurant >Ask for no mayonnaise

>Americans

>>7035652
It'll put hair on your chest. eat your damn mayo.

Wut? I used to be waitstaff. "No mayo" and "no onions" were probably fighting for the most common request.

>>7035652
>Order a sandwich in a restaurant
>Ask for no mayonnaise
>Still wind up getting mayo

Amerifats laugh at me cause I don't like my food slathered in white sauces and I can go a meal without mayo, ranch, sour cream, alfredo, and tartar sauce

>>7035652
>things that never happened

>>7035657
you're confusing hair with fat

>>7035675
this

fuck your french cum dressing bullshit

>>7035658
>>7035665
She was confused because the sandwiches there were terrible and without mayo they just tasted like cardboard, which is only slightly better than mayo.

>>7035661
We know it reminds you of your Weekly American Semen Rations, that is probably why you find it so disgusting. The program was designed that way for maximum kekitude

>>7035710

wot? You fail at being funny. Hell, you fail at being edgy. You don't even make any sense.

I'm murican, I'm just not like you, the defender of the white sauce. Now go back to redit.

>>7035741

>Amerifats
>wot

>I'm murican

Sure you are, m8y.

>>7035750

troll softer, m8. This is /ck/ not /pol/ You should be telling me how NY pizza is better than Chicago.

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>regular thread
>gets bombarded by American literally immediately

Fuck this board.

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>>7035757
Ok kid.

>>7035757

No shit. If it was /pol/ it'd show your European shithole country's flag, and I wouldn't have to post you're lying.

>regional food meme

Kek!

>>7035766
>>7035765

ok kid, you're lying, you lying liar.

>>7035766
>7035766
>thinks people on /pol/ aren't using tor, a vpn, or a different proxy

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>>7036173
It ain't me

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>>7035652
>you
>white

pick one

>>7035653
>>7035661
>>7035741
>>7035757

I want faggot yuropeens to leave forever

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>>7035652

>be me
>go to burger king drive thru
>order Whopper no mayo, chicken fingers
>get order
>stay in parking lot and eat food whilst listening to an audio book
>girl who gave my food runs up to my car window
>here's some mayonnaise in case you change your mind
>too embarrassed to say no
>take mayo packets
>mumble a weak thanks
>does this happen everywher4e?
>all I want is eat and listen audio book
>bring mayo packets home
>give to Mom now home from work
>go down to my basement room
>go on 4Chan
>type this story
>hard to see
>eyes filled with tears

All I want to do is live in peace and not eat mayo

>>7036226

thank goodness.

I think syria really could be bros with America if/when they wipe out that shithole continent of queers.

>>7036245
she wanted the d, gayboi

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>tfw you order a sandwich, any sandwich, in the States and it comes smothered in the cheapest. most bland white mayonnaise available.

>>7036245

I worked as a sous chef at Burger King for a couple of years and buyers ALWAYS over buy the mayo.

Employees are encouraged to give them away. Most of the extras go to British orphanages.

>>7036285
>sous chef
>at Burger King

lol, what?

>>7036214

no u.

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>>7036285
extras go to British orphanages
kek

>>7036942

Please sir, May I have some more?...

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>>7035652
>>7035661
>>7036245
>>7036271

>>7036245
Fro real though, something like this happened to me
>In wyoming dealing with my grandpa's stuff, he just passed, with my mom and older sister
>go out to a breakfast place, cowboy cafe or something
>17-18 year old waitress, 6/10
>just ask for a water, mom and sister get sodas
>she comes back with them, says "are you sure thats all you want? :)"
>Yeah, Im fine, thanks
>older woman takes our meal order

Im pretty sure she was flirting with me, but Im just tired in the morning /blog

>>7035652
>Order a chips in a restaurant
>Ask for yes mayonnaise
>Waiter gives me a look of confusion and disgust

All I want to do is live in peace and not eat katsoup

>>7036961
They probably make the waitresses try their best to get people to buy something other than water.

I don't get the mayo hate. I can understand that people don't like certain foods (olives, pickles, anchovies, raw onions) because they have a pretty strong taste. But mayo is pretty mild. Enlighten me

>>7036950
I like the idea that some shitposter somewhere remembered and cropped this image in response to or in preparation of this exact thread

>>7036994
it's oily and fatty (the texture) and I'd rather have stone ground mustard, thanks.

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>>7037032

>>7036994
for me it isn't mild. for me its got a strange sourness that's revolting. like spoiled milk. bear in mind i like yogurt. i love sauerkraut, vinegar, lemon juice. this is just...off somehow. Same with sour cream.

>>7037032
>I'd rather have stone ground mustard, thanks
I like mustard too, don't get me wrong. All kinds, too. But that's a weak argument. I prefer asparagus to green beans, that doesn't mean I don't like green beans. As far as the fatty part is concerned, what's wrong with fat? Do you not like buttered toast, rillettes, etc?

>>7037049
Ok, see I can understand that. It does have a slight acidity that I guess could put off some people.

>>7037041
Mayo has no place being near a God-tier condiment like mustard.

>>7035652
>post steve buscemi as your op pic
>it's not a tipping thread

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>>7037100
There's more to Buscemi than tipping.

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>>7037099

>>7037156
Jesus wept

>>7037156
I don't understand how that ever could've been considered a good idea

>>7035652
I feel you, man. I fucking hate it when I get mayo on my sandwich.

>Order meal
>They give a basket of different sauce packets
>that one cheap ass fucker that stuffs them all into his pocket at the end of the meal
>get a disappointed look from the waiter as they clear the table and notice all the sauces gone including the packets
>never given sauces ever again when returning

>>7037193

It's a traditional European favorite because it's a delicacy cut of meat for them and the gobs of mayonnaise resemble the semen they have grown a taste for.

mayo is for fatfucks 100%. kill urself if you eat mayo tbbh

>>7036994
Mayo might be "mild" but it's also very overpowering. Even a small amount will make itself known and often it just doesn't go.

Also this >>7037049

>go to Mickey D's
>ask for no ice in my Fanta
>I get no ice more actual drink content and eat my meal happy

>>7036994
Mild ? Maybe for eating.
Mayo has this rancid smell that can be "tasted" from miles away.

>>7035652

once i was on the road with sis and her friend, we stop at an effing subway for lunch. in ontario, we are from pq. i ask easy on the mustard pls, i forgot why i bothered to even ask. anyway he put some serious extra mustard in this shit. it was almost impossible to eat. a big mess. guy looked tired of being a sandwich slave i gess or .. idk. or maybe he is anti french speaking ppl. no idea. its just one of those little things i think about sometimes, that will never have proper resolutions. bits of disrespects that make active shooters i guess. would never go taht far but i wish i would fuck with him somehow. i think i will take pics of ppl from now on and keep them in my shitfile dox. be nice ppl!

>>7036950

Not frighted of mayonnaise, I fucking love the stuff. However, that white chemical slop that they spunk all over sandwiches in the States is not mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is supposed to be thick, yellow and consist of nothing more than eggs, oil and a bit of lemon juice

>>7035652

I remember not eating mayo for a year because stephen king spent half a page of 'tommyknockers' describing how mayo has the exact same look and texture of a bulls sperm.

then i realized im gay so i guzzle that shit.