food abominations

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WTF????????

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>Authentic New Muslim cuisine

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>You must use a spoon to cut this

>>7019772
Every time I see this, I'm still astonished at the fact that this is a popular dish in flyover land. There is a restaurant built around putting watery, grade F beef gruel over prepackaged pasta and garnishing it with half a ton of classic American corpse yellow cheese product and that amazes me.

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>innit oy fwee o cwock luv

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>The pride and Joy of all British food is literally fish fingers for five year olds

>>7019936

Chili on Italian noodles is not as popular as you think
Cincinnati mostly.
Go kiss your queens wrinkly ass.

>>7019940
Is this why the eternal Anglo is doomed to failure? I mean, the only reason they are importing thousands and thousands of refugees must be because of their horrifically bad food.

>>7019949

That or fantastic deals on swimming lessons

>>7019924
Have you ever tried this? It's awesome!

I'm british and
>>7019899
>>7019897
nobody eats these apart from weird people
>>7019924
>>7019942
>>7019940
these are trashy shit for poor people

>>7019932
and this is delicious

>>7019949
it's why we invited all those indians over in the 20th century, indian food's delicious

>>7019946
>saying noodles when referring to pasta

Are you six?

>>7019942
Fish fingers? Bullshit. I see no custard. Everyone knows it's Fish Fingers and Custard.

>>7019897
This is scary

>>7020061
>beans on bread
>its delicious
Whats the big deal with this? How can you pour some baked beans on toast and pretend thats a dish that you could identify with?
>indian food is great
Indian food smells like a steaming pile of shit, that curry filth comes out your pores too. Fuckin gross. Ive tried "authentic" indian food once. Once.

Why dont british people have any taste? I mean youve got France right there beside you, just learn to cool French food thats actually good.

>>7020061
All you brits are weirdos so we expect that all of you eat that crap.

Fuckin' degenerate brits!
You're all vile and disgusting!

>>7020154
What the fuck is that?

>>7019897
I really don't get why you people are so freaked out by this, have you never grilled a whole fish? It's just fish pie with the leftover heads as decoration.

>>7020161
I'll never understand the obession with grilled cheese sandwiches.

>>7020205
Fucking listen to yourself anon

>>7020061

>fish and chips
>chip butties
>trashy shit for poor people

yeah, no.

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>>7020061
>Fish and chips is trashy shit for poor people
>Baked beans on bread is a delicacy that's worth defending.

>>7020205
I think maybe in the US pies are more often than not sweet and a dessert item and a lot of people don't really think about meat pies anyway so a fish pie is just really foreign. that and a lot of people are put off by fish heads already (minus the pie) so to have all of that sticking out of the pie looks really weird and maybe gross and alien. that and a lot of flyovers don't even like fish (minus maybe canned tuna).

I wouldn't mind trying it and the heads sticking out seem like a british humor thing.

>>7020081


D-ddoctor?

>>7020229
We have pretty awesome savory pies here in the USA. Here's just one example from NYC, these are pretty good and they'll ship them to you too.

www.dubpies.com/

Those are from our Aussie friends in NYC.

>>7020196
Placenta burger?

>>7020208
They're great with tomato soup

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>>7020161
>microwave m1nute

>>7019932
I don't understand how people can take an entire tin of beans and tip them onto one peice of toast. Does anyone else not do this? That toast is going to be soggy as hell.

>>7019903
this actually makes it as legit #1 of the year

congrats wise anon

/thread

>>7020161
>prepackaged grilled cheese sandwich

laziest bullshit ever.

>>7019940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aueah-mOjDI

>>7021389
Fish n' Chips (TOTALLY FUCKING RUINED EDITION)

>>7021382
>Value!

Do these shit tier brands even try any more?

>>7021420
My mind rejects this

>>7021420

i had marmite truffles once. they were alright.

>>7021420
Pretty similar to salted chocolate tbh.

>>7021420
>black rectangle

2001: A Marmite Odyssey

>>7021468
i don't know... it says it's delicious...

>>7019936
It isn't popular but only a few places. I've never in my life had it or met anyone who has. Most murricans would agree its ass disgusting.

>>7019706
OP, thanks for making me nearly throw up in my mouth. Scrolling by, I thought those were some kind of sausages with cheese melted on them. But it's even worse than that......
See, THIS is why I only eat sashimi.

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>>7021588

>I only eat sashimi

>>7021525
Don't believe the packaging anon, the're trying to trick you!

>>7021525
Yeah, p. much this.

Why would a package say it's delicious if it isnt.

>>7021593

That guy is a poet and multimillionaire.

Bad example of meme neckbeard-dom

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>>7021593
Sorry, are you scared of fish or something? Do you need your babby food fish coated in 3 cups of spicy mayonnaise to be able to eat it?

>>7019903
not so bad its just meat and fri--

oh god

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>>7019924
>>7019932
It's funny cause it's true. British people have no understanding of how sandwiches work.
>pic related
The queen's favourite.

>>7020196
a blue waffle d'oh

>>7019709
Do you have a recipe for lasagna pie?

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dumping a bunch

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>>7023131
how to the get the wet noodles through the hot dog?

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>>7023138
Stick them through the hot dog pieces before you cook the noodles

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>>7023155

>>7020061
I'm a Brit and you are talking crap!

Stargazy pie is pretty much West Country fare and unless you live down here you haven't a clue . .. . Although it's traditional, we don't eat it every day.
>>7019924 Nothing wrong with a chip butty
>>7023114 Or a Crisp sandwich


>>7023139
I have eaten Pike but it's a bit 'earthy' not exactly gourmet food . .. but it fills a hole!

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>>7023158

>>7019772

I'll admit this is a guilty pleasure of mine. Yes it's disgusting but it sometimes just hits the spot, like Easy Mac or Taco Bell when you're drunk.

>>7023155
Nigga, that's just good presentation.

>>7023171
What the fuck is going on here?

>Russia

Oh, nevermind, business as usual.

>>7023198
>Ukraine
>Russia

>>7023209
what's your point?

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>>7023209
>

>>7020118
>tries it once
>thinks that's enough to judge an entire cuisine

Please tell me what else you're an expert in

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>>7023219

>>7019942
Why come every time I see "authentic" britbong fish and chips cuisine the tries look greasy and limp and the crust on the fish looks non crispy?

>>7023114
Sandwiches are things between two pieces of bread. What's so hard about that?

I've had chip butties before, they're actually pretty good.

>>7023234
yeah, they're 'technically' sandwiches, but that doesn't mean they're good. putting a piece of shit between two pieces of bread would 'technically' be a sandwich, too, but I wouldn't want to eat it.

>>7023238
fucking americunts not liking shit sandwiches
#noculture

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>>7023243

>>7023255
Wanna get a repeat of last nights episode going on and get weird with each other?

>>7023161
>I have eaten Pike but it's a bit 'earthy' not exactly gourmet food . .. but it fills a hole!
It can be made into gourmet food, as longs as the pike is on the smaller side. Pike quenelles are really delicious for example.

>>7023282
I thought you were talking about puke

>>7020161
Do you Americans not feel ashamed that almost all the worst looking premade foods have 'American' slapped on the box
Pretty embarrassing tbh

>>7023415
We should be ashamed when the rest of the world wants to be us but fails miserably?
Is that you assertion, lad?

>>7023415
The American refers to the cheese. It is a grilled cheese sandwich made with the variety of cheese referred to as American cheese.

>tfw probably replying to an American shitposter

>>7020081
This isn't fucking tumblr, fuck off with your shit teenage girl shows

>>7019772
Try out Blue Ash Chili next time you're in Cinci. Goldstar and skyline are like the fast foods of "cincinnati" chili. Blue ash is a grade higher

>>7023233

because that's authentic fish and chips.

>>7021385
Fuck you if you're American and never had Steakumms you had no childhood.

>>7025232
i haven't had them since i was a kid, so i remember them tasting good. i'm sure they wouldn't if i had them now, but i'm not going to. i want that good memory.

>>7021385
>tfw Philadelphian

CHEESESTEAK

>>7019897
>>7019899
why the hate?
id try it at least

>>7023225
Being racist, apparently

>>7019772
This is god tier food.
You can eat a bag of dicks.
Fucking pretentious hipster fag.

>>7023131
I made these once for an "under the sea" kids birthday party, they were tasty and cute.

>>7024586
I have to agree with you. But it's not for everyone.

>>7023133

I don't get it

>>7019897
>>7019899
I saw this in Atelier Totori and thought it was a joke...

>>7019706
That doesn't even look that bad, they just used way too fucking much of whatever that sauce is.

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>>7019706
Obligatory

>>7021389
is that one of those northern flat sausages? love me some battered sausage with my chips. those chips look great too.

>>7019709
I get that autists want to cry about how that's not really pizza but I never hear anyone say whether or not it tastes good.

Call it whatever the fuck you want, but is it good?

>>7019924
In America, we're turning bread into fried chicken, but in the UK you're turning sandwich meat into French fries. This. This is what happens when you try to build a better mousetrap.

>>7023233
You can't get better fish and chips in practically any coastal city than in the UK.

>>7019772
I've never seen this before but I gotta admit it looks pretty good.

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>>7023415
Like we care. Stay mad, Euros and other inferior non-Americans.

>>7023139
>not Felix
Why even bother?

>>7019946
Fatty Brits gotta nigger up everything with their jealous whining

>>7023138
Tell me you are joking.

>>7030890
Stop taking the bait.

>>7023158
What's one of those things called? In the second panel? I always wanted one, but no idea what to search for.

>>7023238
Don't kid yourself. Everyone knows amerifats will shovel anything into their mouths

>>7030262
LOOK AT THAT 'CHEESE'. MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.

>>7030892
Pestle and mortar.

>>7030892
That's a pilón.

>>7030908
>>7030914
Thanks guys.

>>7019899
>>7019897
>not liking fish pies

you burgers are missing out

>>7021385
>Steak-umm
Fucking kek at that brand name

Sounds like they weren't sure if that's actually steak in it

>steak-umm... thingy

>>7019709
Fucking pussy ass new yorker. Come to the chig with that shit.

>>7023418
sorry lass to inform but nobody wants to be fat

>>7021661
you can't like both?

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>>7019903

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>>7019932
>Not liking beans on toast

>>7020061
>we invited all those indians
no, the british invaded india to control all exports. they basically destroyed indian culture for a long time.

>>7023133
Holy fuck I'm dying

>>7032155
>indian culture

DESIGNATED

I see a Svoboda flag
>Fucking Nazi scum

>>7023133
Something to do with all those condoms you'll never use amirite

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>>7019903
The in theory eating bugs doesn't sound as bad as eating natto or cheese. Fresh meat fried or spoiled milk/soya except that they spoiled in a way that won't make you sick?

I like cheese by the way, natto is still too much for me.

>>7032210
how to natto in usa?

>>7027148
Sous vide hotdogs.

>>7032219
>Go to Asian store
>Buy natto
>Return home and eat it

>>7032414
>not activating your natto before consumption

>>7032155
>has never read a history book

>>7020196
Looks like a patty of some sort with either cherry tomatoes or the souls of the damned stuffed into it

>>7032210
This. I ate different insects multiple amount of times, even enjoyed some of them, but natto made me gag so hard my stomach still turns when I remember the taste and smell.

>>7020205
Fish pies are literally garbage to most people here. Even though it's not actually unsanitary unless you really fuck up, it still sets off a gag reflex because of it.

Then you add in the bonus morbidness of your dinner having a face and people are weirded out.

>>7023155
thread title says "food abominations," not "majestic food art," anon.

>>7029984
It's pretty good, yeah. more like an actual meal than the drunken-craving factor that makes thin-crust delicious.

>>7032659
>morbidness of your dinner having a face
If you're never eaten a whole wood fire grilled fish and eaten it's lips and tongue you're missing out on a true wonder of the world.

>>7023171
On the lower picture, why do they have a framed photo of a guy who's punched in the face? (Last row 3rd one)

>>7025466
Boiled chicken looks like shit but it doesn't taste bad. I always boil chicken when I shred it for chicken salad sandwiches.

>>7029984
I could honestly not care what it is called. It's just fucking tasty.

>>7020154
NOPE

>>7019772
I don't know. Other than the crappy cheese, what is wrong with this? Instead of tomato sauce, you put chili on spaghetti. Sounds pretty good to be honest.

>>7020196
american school cafeteria burger. Reminds me of highschool lol

>>7020225
I lived in England for over two years for work (Liverpool).

Chip sandwhiches or butties are disgusting.

But british style baked beans are good. They are nice and tangy. And traditional british food- pork pies, roasts, meat pies, shepards pie, etc. - are delicious, if not a little heavy.

>>7030892
spice mortar

Also, I have a freind who puts sugar free vanilla pudding on toast and tops it with an egg that he fried by microwaving on a paper plate. He says that the pudding gives it that "sweetness" it needs, without adding any sugar. He also eats like 200 grams of protein a day. That's the worst thing I've eaten.

>>7019706
Toast sandwiches
Britain, the fuck man?

>>7030321
>lives in Norrland
>drinks Norrlands guld
Ayy lmayo

>>7033074
I love the crunch water chestnuts give to stir-fries.

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>>7032984
There's a £200 prize for anyone who can come up with a cheaper meal.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-15752918
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/nov/16/toast-sandwich-economical-recipe

>>7032798
>traditional british food
>doesn't mention scotch eggs

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>>7019946
>>7020075

>noodles

>>7020220
My sides are now pie tins

>>7025466

Boiled chicken really isnt that terrible, if you put lots of spices in the water its quite nice and moist, great for pulled sammiches.

Though I'd do it without the skin.

>>7023282
Fried pike is actually fucking delicious. Your right though, nothing over about 4-5lb.

>>7023326
A spoon of puke actually adds a nice bitterness/sourness to soups and stews

>>7024629
Findin' an entrance where they can.

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'murica y u do dis?

>>7025472
Yeah, if you're a fucking drooling mutt. Shit's not fit for dog food.

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>>7034019

>>7019940
> the full monty
top kek

>>7023131
Tried this, the part of the noodle inside the sausage doesn't hydrate. Shit sucked.

>>7020118
>babby with underdeveloped palate thinks he knows shit about a style of cooking that has the most different fragrances and spices after taking one bite and giving up

Stop posting any time

>>7023171
so confused

>>7030892
Mortar and pestle.

>>7033230

This is the most filipino image I've ever seen.

>>7034019
thats disgusting but id eat that shit with a spoon

>>7023114
>cutting a crisp sandwich
>not folding it

>>7032830
>not eating over 200 grams of protein
I bet you don't even activate your almonds

>>7023158
wont that just go off?

>>7024629
these are absolutely delicious

>>7020438
Is there nothin I can take?

>>7019772
As long as it ain't cheap shit ingredients it's actually good although a weird concept

>>7019949
>I mean, the only reason they are importing thousands and thousands of refugees must be because of their horrifically bad food.

Why would bad food make them import refugees? There is literally no link between these two things.
That's the least clever insult I think I've ever read here.

>>7020161
How goddamn lazy do you have to be? Holy crap.

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>>7020458
$30 for four pies?
Oh wait, you're serious.

>>7034019
I would eat that.

>>7023171
they work hard, and they play hard

>>7023415
>Americans
>shame

Pick one.

>>7020205
>have you never grilled a whole fish
No we gut and decapitate our fish like civilized human beings. That pie gives the appearance that the rest of the fish is sticking in the pie. Which really fucks things up because pies shouldn't have bones.

>>7030901

That looks like cheddar though.

>>7035015

I bet you think your sister is delicious too, Mr. Inbred Island

>>7020497
>>7023116
>>7032487
>>7032792
That's the kind of patty you get from cooking in a baking pan in an oven.

>>7025232
Theres noting wrong with them
When your drunk and want a cheese steak use these little fuckers

>>7023125
>the older it gets the more flavor it adapts

horrifying

>>7029093
the person who made this must have some kind of medical problem affecting their palate, maybe they're a hypo or something.

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Anyone know what kind of meat this is? Or can at least guess?

>>7032830
>tops it with an egg that he fried by microwaving on a paper plate
>fried by microwaving on a paper plate
jesus save me

>>7023238
You'd really equate what's basically just french fries on a sandwich to literal shit on a sandwich? Talk about hyperbole.

Chip butties aren't fancy or complex, they're a simple high carb high starch fix. If I want a more flavorful sandwich I make or get something else, but they're good for what they are.

>>7024629
I'd try these but what's the deal with leaving the bone in? Why not just de-bone the eels?

>>7025232
Sorry my parents didn't buy me shitty frozen 'steak' flakes from the supermarket. We had actual steaks.

>>7029984
As someone from NY, I don't really consider it pizza as I know it, it's more like a dinner pie.

However, pizza or not, Chicago style pies are incredible. Who cares what they're called? I call em delicious.

>>7019903
Not disgusting.
>>7032219
Buy it or if you have something that can maintain a 100-108/113 degrees F then just use culture from one you bought or powder culture.. Youtube would have more info. I used a portable frying pan filled with water (to moderate temperature fluctuations) with a glass cooking plate/bowl inside holding the beans/natto with tin foil on top to retain heat.

>>7020154
Looks like a burgerking patty. Maybe McD.

Definitely processed beef.

>>7035672
Why does he use clay?

>>7036266
To seal in the juices. It's a very old method of cooking: coat food with clay (or dough, or a salt crust, etc.) then toss it in a fire or oven and let it cook. Then the clay/dough/salt is removed at the end of cooking and the food inside is served.

>>7034019
I'd eat this

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>>7020061
>I'm british

>>7021661
Normal people don't eat their meat raw.

>>7035632
vegan schnitzel

>>7035098
He's saying that the refugees bring better tasting recipes to the UK so that's the reason why the UK doesn't seem to be very opposed to mass immigration.

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>>7023135
>dog food under it all

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>>7020154
Looks like the nasty patty from Spongebob

>>7034312
>no jufran
>no mong tomas

>>7036956
normies ree etc

>>7035632
maybe chicken fried steak

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My failed attempt at carb(onara) loading.

Yeah, I suck.

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>>7032210

Natto is something I've always simultaneously wanted to try and forever stay away from.

half of this thread is great legitimate food that white people refuse to eat and the rest is pre-packaged microwave food

>>7037186
Its like soybeans mixed with brie. Its nothing special.

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>>7037197
I like brie cheese, I think those century eggs are okay but I would rather not eat natto.

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>>7020154

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>>7023125
>the chewier it becomes

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>>7023125

dear god

>>7037026

Those look like coco puffs

>>7023234
Americans saying english people dont understand how a sandwich works
>EVERY FUCKING TIME IN THE USA SOMEONE CALLS A BURGER A SANDWICH

>>7038064
If it has ground meat it is a burger. If it's a fillet of meat it is a sandwich. It's really that simple.

>>7038067
What about a Hot Hamburg Sandwich then?

>>7037078

No worries, anon. Don't make it on heat. Use the heat of the freshly cooked pasta to cook the eggs. Make sure you agitate the pasta when you pour the sauce in to prevent this.

>>7038073
I don't know what the fuck that is

>>7038064
>>7038067

no, both are sandwiches. burgers are sandwiches.

>>7019897
iin lots of recipe the head is just decoration. Old school used whole fishes but in modern days they know people are sissies and they just keep the head for the thrill.

>>7038280
so is a hot dog a sandwich too? why would you use one word for so many things that are so different from each other

>>7038280
i think americans are just so confused by the word sandwich because of stores like subway
subway serves bread like a sandwich, which makes americans think anything inside of anything is a sandwich, when its rly just 2 slices of bread that should make a sandwich
if it doesnt have slices of bread then its not a sandwich
theres a reason why its named burgerking and not sandwichking

>>7038621
why use the word 'meat' then, or 'animal' or 'insect'? they're called categories, dingus.

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>>7019903
I'm not gonna lie if you put this in front of me after I watch Lion King I'd probably eat it

>Mfw slimey yet satisfying

>>7038280
Why not just say burger? You guys use the word "sandwich" even when talking exclusively about burgers and not sandwiches in general.

>>7021385
Only had these once.
It was a terrible excuse for a steak sandwich and we never bought them again.

>>7036331
But the clay coating wasn't really sealed off. Doesn't this make the juices still run out?

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disgusting

>>7039299
>But the clay coating wasn't really sealed off

Yes. It's not a cooking show bro, it's a drama about a cannibal. They made a mistake and showed improper procedure. The clay should be completely enclosing the meat, totally sealing it.

>>7019899
>>7019897
I always thought they looked pretty. I'd try some.

>>7039500
I actually really like surimi. Probably not that brand though. Don't think of it as "imitation crab." Just think of it as what it is, and it's actually pretty enjoyable.

>>7023155
this shit should be on hannibal.

>>7031934
thats why no one pretends to be mexico the most obese country in the world

>>7033105
>http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/nov/16/toast-sandwich-economical-recipe

In the 30s this was known as a Hoover sandwich, 2 pieces of bread with toast in the middle, they are about 85 years short.

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>>7035411
I've had it, too. It's really not bad. But, like Japanese natto, it's not the taste that's the issue. It's the slimy, gooey texture it tends to acquire.

>>7035629
Or just an autistic, underage amerifat.

>>7023133
Interesting idea to keep the flavor from boiling water.. but a condom?! I hope they like the taste of lube.

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>>7020161

>>7040717
I dont understand, what happen during the bob ross thing that caused this?

>>7023114
I believe the next step will naturally be putting a piece of toast between two slices of bread and calling it a bready toasty.

>>7040831
Every time he puts a rock/house/non-tree on a pretty landscape everyone screams "ruined"

That's what I gather from looking over my roommate's shoulder while he was watching it at least

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>>7040870
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>7040999

well that legitimately looks good

what's in it

>>7039540
Look I'd try it too, but it's still an abomination. It's fish heads sticking out of a pie, that's something that only the disgusting brits would think of.

>>7039586
I think that's Fiji or someplace like that in the Pacific.

>>7040870
Toasty Bready has a better ring to it.

>>7041004
Probably toast that's been charred in some kind of sauce. Or cheese maybe.

>>7019936
It isn't popular at all in 95% of the country. In fact hardly anyone that doesn't lurk bad food boards has even heard of it. Hell I only know about it because of ck, I think it looks awful.

>>7034019

That shit is Fucking amazing. Fuck you

>>7038064

If you call a burger a sandwich you are a faggot.

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Why is this allowed?

>>7041279
milksteak is anything but an abomination

>>7041279
That looks fucking revolting.

>>7034076
holy fucking shit when I saw that second pic I burst out laughing

>>7039526
>>7039299
on the final product the clay does enclose the entire thing

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I have a bunch to contribute

>>7041441
Arby's sure knows a good sandwich.

>the cheese collection

>>7041464
If this were done with actual cheese, it'd probably be alright.

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>>7041466
that image gets that response every time and i don't disagree

>>7041498
Looks good

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>>7041501
I admit I have a strong anti-velveeta/american-cheese bias

shit fuckin revolts me anon
that texture

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alright thread's dead so I'll skip to my favourite one
and leave it at that

A lot of these look pretty good. I think you just hate American style cheese, friend.

>>7041507

Double post, but I would tear that up.

>>7041486
desu, adding sliced cheese to things like this is fairly common in korea and dates back to the korean war when food was scarce and civilians would trade things with US soldiers' commissary. seeing as how i see korean banchan, my guess this was just from some random person staying in korea making a quick dinner of instant noodles (also very popular) and some gas station sushi.

>>7041493
That's just a tuna melt, anon. There is too much cheese though. It's actually quite tasty.

>>7041523
alright hold on now, even taking into my account my bias I would dispute the idea that "a lot of these" look good

>>7041523
>A lot of these look pretty good.
wow

>>7041538
>>7041574

I'll take too much cheese over too much sauce any day.

>>7041535
Looks like 김밥천국 to me. Those fast food korean food joints all have the same shitty cups

>>7041918
you're right, it is 김밥천국. still have a feeling this is something someone made at home though, other than the gimbap