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ITT: times you talked to the manager

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ITT: times you talked to the manager
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i dont get it
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Doesn't make much more sense than it did on /vr/.

Also $30 for that seems a bit expensive, tbh.
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>>7007105
One is past the sell by date.
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>>7007130
So don't buy it. How would we know when you took the picture?
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>>7007130
so does he get it for free
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>>7007101
Costco poke is actually really good. Only place to get kukui nut poke out side of Hawaii
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>>7007134
>WP_20151024_003.jpg
I'd guess it was taken on October 24th, 2015
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>net weight is different
>unit price is different
>price is different
what is the point of this thread?
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>order from Pizza Hut
>delivery guy shows up
>doesn't have my fucking order. just the receipt.
>30 minutes later he comes back with it
>you know what, shit happens, I'm just gonna let it go and eat my pizza
>sit down and open the box
>it's totally burned
So I called and spoke with the manager and he gave me a $20 store credit (full refund). Except the motherfucker lied to me and it was only $10 which I found out the next time I ordered.

Fuck Pizza Hut.
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>>7007166
Still hardly worth even taking a picture of let alone posting it. Sell by dates are arbitrary, and they probably just overlooked that package
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>>7007130
Is it past consume by date? There's a store near me that sells sell by date passed items 90% off for a day or two.
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>times we complained to the manager even if we were wrong
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>Go to local steakhouse
>$200 filet mignon
>looks delicious, gotta order it
>get it well done
>they don't bring me any ketchup
>ask french looking faggot waiter for ketchup
>restaurant doesn't serve ketchup
>wtf.png
>tell manager I want ketchup or my goddamn money back
>he runs to the store and gets me some
>it's fucking hunts
>whatever I just want to eat my steak
>still charged me for my cheesecake
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>>7007188
>the customer isn't always right
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>>7007239
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>7007101

Once. I was in the bulk food section getting garlic powder and I noticed bugs scurrying around in one of the trail mixes.
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>>7007130
It's also more expensive by a penny
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>>7007644
Are you telling us that you actually buy enough garlic powder that you need to use the giant scoops and put it in big bags?
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>>7007652

>spending obscene amounts of money for prepackaged shit.

You know those scoops don't have to be filled to the brim? What a shock, right?
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>>7007650
That aging doesn't pay for itself.
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what's fresh limu puke?
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>>7007101
$18 per lb for shit made in their distribution factory?
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>Went to steakhouse
>Steak was really good and potatoes were good too
>Spinach was a bit salty
>Really wouldn't normally complain, was still fine
>Manager comes around
>Asks how everything is
>Good, but the spinach is a little salty
>OH GOD IM SO SORRY
>No its fine, really...
>LET ME TAKE IT BACK AND GET YOU A NEW ONE
>No really, I don't care enough its still good
>IM SO SORRY
>He finally leaves
>Go back to eating
>Comes out with another dish of spinach and another Old Fashioned for me
>IM SO SORRY ITS ON THE HOUSE
>T...thanks?
>Can't eat all the spinach
>Box it and take it home
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>>7007101
>mfw they raised the price per pound on the 23rd
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>>7007670
what the fuck nigger just use actual garlic
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>>7007180
That's what you get for eating inferior pizza.
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Ohhhh boy, here we go.

>order online from Domino's
>three items
>watching order tracker
>goes through prep and bake just fine
>sits at "assuring quality" for forty minutes before it changes to "out for delivery"
>twenty minutes after that, it gets marked as delivered
>I have no pizza
>call the store
>they say he's on his way
>twenty minutes after that, he shows up
>with only two items
>refuse to pay, send driver back with the food
>call the store again
>irate, obviously
>manager tries to blame me for mis-ordering online
>argues with me when I have the confirmation in front of me
>also point out the fact that two $5.99 items can't add up to $21.00
>doesn't even offer to give me the third item, but just subtract it from the total

Fuck Domino's. The customer isn't always right, but do something for them when they actually are.
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>>7007834
Why am I laughing so hard?
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>>7007802

I do, you lousy cunt. I bake bread with powder, I cook with cloves
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>>7007834
I hate stuff like this. Managers are so wrapped up in, someone's trying to scam or get something for free, that they miss the point. If they'd just brought your 3rd item, had the correct total, and comped something/given you coupons or a giftcard there wouldn't be a problem.

The last time I brought takeout food back they tried to accuse me of ordering wrong, then tried to accuse me of taking the wrong person's order. When I showed them my receipt, they suddenly had nothing more to say and fixed the order. All I wanted them to do was fix my order since they forgot to put half of it in the bag for me. I haven't gone back there since.
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>Eating at Mes Amis with girlfriend
>Order the burger and fries like I always do
>Comes, the fries are fine but the burger is cold, like it's cooked and it's cold
>Girlfriend's dish or the fries probably took longer to prepare than the hamburger and they forgot to put mine under a heat lamp
>I try to eat it anyway because I wasn't raised to be one of those restaurant complainers
>It's too cold and it's grossing me out, called over a server and told him about my burger
>He takes the burger away
>10 minutes later a new burger AND fries comes back
>Got free fries
>Felt guilty
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>>7007869
>>It's too cold and it's grossing me out
Jesus fucking christ. You are the single biggest picky eater on the planet. Do not breed and accidentally pass on these shit tier taste bud genes to any poor children.

My fucking god. Your post is going to be one of those things I lay awake and think about over and over, running through my head, you're THAT bad.
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>>7007882
>Accepting cold food
Jesus fuck, that's basic service
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>>7007180
>order from Pizza Hut
>a few minutes after placing the order, they call
>manager informs me they are out of [item]
>decide I'll just take the pizza, he offers $20 credit for my next order
>place new order, call about my credit
>ask for the manager who issued it to me
>says he has no record of any customers being given credit
>provide name, number, address and date of delivery with what items I ordered
>doesn't remember, asks if I'm sure it was that store even though I asked for him directly
>hang up
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>>7007882
??
>go out to eat
>food's cold

nigga mcdonalds dont even serve cold burgers
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>>7007891
>>7007900
But they're not "inedible". They're not "disgusting". Food doesn't suddenly become shit just because it's not at a temperature you'd like. His baby palate couldn't handle food under 140ยบ and acted like his hamburger was going to make him vomit from it not being optimal temperature.

Turning something in because it's cold? Fine
Saying it tastes awful because it's room temperature? The most autistic of kids will eat their nuggers even if they're not hot from the oven.
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>>7007946
Lukewarm meat is gross though
I'd rather have a cold steak straight from the fridge than a 95 degree one.
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>easter time
>buying easter eggs for son
>buy a package that says the inside of the wrappers are printed with pokemon characters
>little nigga will love that
>easter comes
>he carefully peels the wrapper off one to see what character he got
>it's fucking blank
>repeat with the rest
>no pokemon characters printed on any of them
>wtf retarded shits
>call up the company
>tell them what happened
>tell them that I specifically bought their product because it said there were pokemon prints inside and that my son was disappointed
>they apologise profusely
>ask for my address to send me a refund
>wtf but fine I want my money back
>wait a week
>a 5kg box arrives fucking filled with chocolates and lollies that their company produces
>betterthanexpected.indd

I just wanted my $5 back, it's not like I was actually going to go to the trouble of reporting them for the false advertising or anything.
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>>7007778
i love these kinds of encounters

>meet family for dinner on the way home from work
>summer, been outside all day, exhausted
>they have rainbow trout on the menu fuck yeah
>order it
>they're out
>oh.. okay, salmon instead
>think nothing of it but must have sounded REALLY FUCKING BUMMED
>food is delicious, enjoy dinner
>end of meal
>waiter informs us that my food was free and that they'd like us to have a dessert on the house

oh gosh it was so nice but i felt so bad aaahhh
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>>7008015
It's ok, enjoy the courtesy. I'm sure the manager feels relief that he can be nice to someone who carries himself like an adult, as opposed to some that I had the privilege waiting on when I was a fine dining steakhouse waiter:
>asshat orders salmon
>salmon delivered
>uhh, I don't like this, can I get something else?
>I take to manager to get approval, mgr walks over to asshat to see if anything in particular was wrong
<"no, I don't really like salmon but thought the way it was prepared sounded good">
>manager of course takes salmon off the bill, but we charge asshat for his replacement meal
>overhear asshat make a snide comment about us not comping his meal
I guess he thought he figured out how to eat free for the rest of his life.
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>>7008089
I kind of hate playing the American courtesy game
>Excuse me my burger is overcooked
>Oh so sorry, we'll replace it for you
>Oh you don't have to go through the trouble
>Please, we insist
>Ok, thank you
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One time I was at the grocery store and some fat old bitch had a fucking meltdown and started yelling in the store and called a stock boy over because someone tomatoes with a "product of Mexico" sticker under a sign that said "product of Ontario" (this was in fucking winter, when everything is Mexican or hot house shit anyways).

tl;dr Don't be a fat old cunt.
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>>7007897
that's probably what I would do too...

...if I worked at Pizza Hut.
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>>7008114
Greatest thing about living in Hong Kong

>Food is taking too long
>flag down a waitress
>customer: what's the holdup on my food?
>waitress: be patient it's coming, what's wrong with you?

>food is cold
>wave your hand like you're in school still
>waitress comes immediately
>my food is cold
>waitress sticks finger in
>you're right it's cold I'll get a new one
>grabs it and goes

The lack of the artifice of courtesy makes it much easier for an autist like myself to communicate in society
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>>7007946
You dumb fuck that's part of the service.

Saying this as a chef, the customer deserves food which is cooked properly and is HOT or COLD as it ought to be served.

The customer deserves food cooked properly, that's the -entire- point of restaurant service.

Fucking moron.
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>>7008238
It's mostly/entirely because your waiters aren't working for tips.
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>>7008292
But in England they're even worse than America about apologizing profusely and trying to use fleeting eye contact in order to flag a server and you're not supposed to tip there either.
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>>7008297

english people are fucking wierdos dude
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>on vacation, visiting my 67 yr old mom we're in rural new mexico.
>see cows everywhere, think "man, they must have good steaks here"
>stop at some place called Pecos Diamond Steakhouse, order an 8 oz ribeye med rare, it comes with a side, roll and a plate for the salad bar. Mom orders the salmon (lol ordering fish at a steakhouse)
>order gets here after we finish our salad and a really good raisin bread pudding. my steak is like 1/2" thick, cut into it, uniformly gray.
"miss, i hate to do this, but yea"
>"nono this is way past acceptable. lemme get you a new one"
honestly, a boneless ribeye that thin? no way you can cook it medium rare. My next one appeared to be the 12oz and was an acceptable medium, despite being as thick as a finger.

shame, it wasn't awful, but man, how does a steakhouse right near the damn cows get so much wrong?
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>>7008383
oh and her fish was great. lol fish at a steakhouse....
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>>7008383
Maybe a new cook? Always the possibility. At least, that's what I tell myself when a place is shit the first time.
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>>7007857
You must smell like shit if you consume that much garlic flavored food
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>>7007882
cold beef is really gag inducing tbh.
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>>7008489

You better stick to having a limited palate, fat little white boy. You seem to be under the impression I douse my food like you obviously do

Sorry that buying bulk ingredients has triggered you so terribly. I was also buying cinnamon, cumin, sliced almonds and other things. Garlic was just the first thing that came to my mind.
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>>7007969
they probably sent all that stuff for your son because they felt bad he was disappointed on eastet. that's the kinda company i'd like to support.
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>>7007946
>I've literally never worked in a restaurant

fuck off
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There's 0.05 pounds more in the container on the left, and it had an extra day to marinate.

>grew up in hawaii and don't think i've ever heard of limu poke
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>>7007882
I saw you post in another thread. You were actually LESS autistic in that one, but, holy fuck, you've got problems and if you worked in my kitchen I'd boot you the fuck out asap.
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>>7007101
My mother once complained about her lamb at some Indian restaurant because it was burnt.
I never talk to the manager though. If it's shit, I just stop eating there
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>>7008508
Winco?
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>>7008528
>lamb
>Indian restaurant

lol nice try
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>>7007882
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>at grocery store
>cashier rings up my sweet onions as yellow onions by mistake
>rings up my parsley as cilantro

I was a little mad with the first one but when that second one happened I just had to do something
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>>7008848
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>>7008741
Indians usually can only eat chicken or lamb.
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>>7008320
im a bong and can confirm this, we are basically islanders, the irish are even fucking weirder
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>>7009148
Beef is popular in india as well.
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I always dig out the meat at the bottom, it's the freshest.
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>>7009286
ur mum digs my meat in her bottom, mate.
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>>7007553
The customer is always right, until they state the customer is always right. At which point they will always be in the wrong.
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> working for pizza store
> delivery
> guy who never tips is next order
> get everyone to spit on the pizza and drop it on the floor
> dont bother with hotbag
> lid of pizza box is open
> go get gas
> some food to eat for myself
> drive around for 30 minutes with the pizza getting cold
> deliver the pizza
> get no tip as usual from poor person
> he tries to call and complain
> manager takes the call and says im sorry sir i cannot help you
> guy starts getting mad and yelling on the phone
> manager tells him to never call back, that he is blacklisted from ordering pizza
> mfw i see the guy try and come in under a new name and phone number for a pickup order a few weeks later
> tell manger what is going on
> manager calls cops
> manager trespasses him from store
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>>7007180
>fucking around on dominoes website
>find out their new 5.99 side dish thing allows you to get exclusively 5.99 two-topping pizzas
>their stupid coupon nullifies almost all additional charges for anything other than the intrinsic cost of premium toppings
>triple cheese triple sauce
>triple jalapeno triple cheddar
What a world we live in. It's fixed now though, at least mostly.
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>>7007778
I would give feedback more often if they didn't take it so seriously.
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>vegan
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>>7009376
>>7009376
>hmmmm

I didn't talk to the manager. I just thought it was humorous. But it was awful so I threw it away
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>>7007101
>there was glass in my food
>food was cold (gespatcho)
>waiter was staring at me
>wouldn't move me to another table
>drinks were too expensive
>my credit card wouldn't work and they demanded cash
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>>7007101
they sell poke outside of hawaii? damn, i guess you learn something new everyday
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Hey OP, I bought a drink from a coke vending machine today that expired on October 7, does that make you feel better? I called and complained and they are sending me out a $3 refund in the post
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>>7009419
>order gespatcho soup
>chef forgets to heat it up.
>mfw
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>>7007101
What a stupid question. If you don't have the balls to speak up to your so called manager than you should't be in NYC. Seriously. Chances are you might make more money than he does.

I'll tell you one thing, never work for a female indian or asian. They'll try to take credit for your work and then when doing it and want more information on that systems or whatever you can say I don't know, you created it didn't you? HA HA HA!

I've gotten people fired for that, it's kind of funny.
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If I created a system and some indian or asian bitch is trying to trying to take credit for it and wants more information about it, I'll say, well, why don't you answer those questions, since you created it. Stupid cunts!
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>>7009483
DONT DRINK IT!
YOU'LL GET THE SUPER AIDS!
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>>7007101
A lot, but if I generally report to a director. Since I disagree a lot with moron managers it's nice to report to someone else.
All that dotted line and direct line and shit like that.
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Sucking up to some manager is retard level. Never suck up to a manager.
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By never sucking up to a manager you might get fired but it helps in the end, it means you have the balls to stick to your guns for what you know is right, and you better know what's right. Just because some cunt is a manager does not make it right and sometimes it's best to move on to some other place.
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If you suckup to some manager type then you've become a receiver in the butt fucker ball game.
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>>7009682
>>7009686
>>7009712
samefag
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>>7009713
No shit shirlock.
Whose the fuckin' fag now?
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>>7009716
still you
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>>7009713
If some scumbag like you had some experience then you'd relate it, but you don't, so you're a scumbag moron
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>>7009719
What does any of this have to do with talking to the manager of a restaurant you're eating at or a grocery store you got food from?
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>>7009718
And your point is????
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>>7009722
that you're a fag with a poor grasp of how to use 4chan
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>>7009720
The point is if it's some restaurant then don't work for some asshat manager. Work for the owner.
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>>7009726
That's not what this thread is about. It's about times you talked to the manager as a customer, not as an employee. Are you drunk?
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>>7009724
That's meaningful, because "only you" know how to use 4chan. GOOD TIMES FAGGIT!
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>>7009729
No, you're just about the only one who doesn't understand how this website works. It's kind of embarrassing, really.

here's some food to keep this sort of on topic
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>>7009728
Riigt
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>>7009731
And you do?
You're pretty tight.
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>>7009728
It's angry philip morris programmer guy, he's still bitter because he got replaced by a female indian H1B like 15 years ago and every sunday morning he comes to /ck/ to project his issues in IMAX 3D.
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>>7009376
>>7009382
If you don't believe in feta, Greece doesn't believe in you.
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>>7009733
>>7009734
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>off-topic replies
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>>7009736
Not the one you're talking about. But that comes from stalker gal who's so jealeous that she stalks others on 4chan.
That's hilarious shit.
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>>7009736
But why here? Why doesn't he go to /g/ or /frog/ and complain to likeminded autists?
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>>7009666
I made sure I tipped it down the nearest sink as soon as possible! There is no way I could have drunk it and stayed alive!!
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>>7009745
I imagine he probably does, it's just that his rants don't really stick out in those places, whereas they do here and you can tell it's the same person even without a trip
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>>7009740
It's you. Next say something about touching in the nay-nay, and the carbon tax.
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>>7009751
You know, I think I remember some of his posts from a long time ago. He was going on and on about immigrants and women and how they're terrible employees or something. I just dismissed him as a schizophrenic at the time.
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>go to tilted kilt
>it's basically hooters but they where kilts and bras
>service is fine
>order some wings
>bring me the side of fries with no wings
>wings literally don't come out until 20 minutes after everyone else's food
>everyone else is done
>ask for to go box and to speak to manager
>tell her waitress was pleasant but the food took so long to come out I didn't get to even eat it
>offers refund
>thks m8
>she starts to walk off with my to go box
>hold up
>ask her why she's taking it
>fat cunt manager tells me she can't give me a refund AND let me take the food
>tell her that's completely ridiculous
>she says its policy
>tell her that policy is shit and I won't be coming back
>tells me that's my choice
>leave
>write letter to corporate
>never hear back
Seriously the worst customer service I have ever received, and I still am pissed about it.
PS >they didn't tell me they were out of ranch until after they brought the wings.
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>>7009747
Don't forget the the horrid combination of bourbon and beer. I just got a projectile vomit from that a few hours ago. It woke me up.
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>>7009753
Did your pervy uncle touch you in the nay-nay while adding voting in carbon credits as underhanded taxes?
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>>7009760
poe's law is in full effect
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>>7009769
It goes deeper than anything than EAP had ever thought of or written about.
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>>7009775
that's not what poe's law is
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>>7009778
So tell me what you think that is, in a cooking environment.
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>>7009780
It has nothing to do with cooking. If you want the definition, you can google it yourself. I'm not here to spoonfeed you.
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>>7009784
No, since you brought it up, why don't you expain it. Don't be a twat.
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>>7009788
Nah, I think it's funnier that you don't know and refuse to take five seconds to google it.
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>>7009784
That's a pretty lame excuse for not being able to explain it yourself.

Google's not a source.
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>>7009795
>google's not a source
no, but the websites it links to are
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>>7009791
I think it's funny that you use a term and can't explain what it means without calling out others to google it. That's just plain pathetic and wouldn't work in a real company.
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>>7009801
>a real company
Good thing this is 4chan. I know what it means, and I'd wager that just about everyone else here knows what it means, too. If you really want to know that badly, you can take the time to look it up. In the time it's taken you to write these posts, you could have become an expert on the subject.
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>>7009798
I'd fire you if you brought up a google link in real business.
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>>7009807
I don't care, you brought up the term in the first place. So deal with it.
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>>7009812
What does this conversation have to do with business?
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>>7009757

> gib me take out box for food i didnt pay for

i hate you poor people
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>>7009819
Reality
You brought up a stupid term that means nothing, so you define it.
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Got more stupid marketing terms for me?
They're really funny as fuck.
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>>7009817
kek, deal with what, your autism? everyone you meet has to deal with it.
>>7009825
nah, i'd rather watch you continue to flail about like the spastic that you are. i need some good sunday morning entertainment.
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>>7009833
That's pretty funny but you're wrong.
Are you an indian that was pissed off by your poo food?
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no manager involved

>couple months back family comes to visit
>takes me and bro out to a Perkins(im Canadian)
>its around 9pm
>looking thru the menu, nothing that's interesting
decide to get the cajun shrimp stirfry, never had cajun before but heard its spicy and i love spicy food.
>waitress says sorry they are all out of rice
>...OUT OF FUCKING RICE,SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT
>have to quickly look thru again decide on an old goto, the club sandwich
>they dont even have steak or even somekind of decent chicken dish in their menu or i would have got that
>since family paying decide to get dessert, my fave lemon meringue
>get it, maybe a cm of filling and 2-3 inch height of meringue..are you shitting me..fuckers cant even make pie properly.

fucking restaurants!
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>>7007166
It's allowed to be sold on the last day. Hell these meals probably stay good for another week and since these look like they're made for direct consumption or on the same day.

This could just be a overlooked case and I don't think it's worth getting autistic over.
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>>7009840
I'm an American that is happy I decided to post in this thread. I haven't had this much fun since I ran BBQ KING off the board.
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>>7009842
That sounds pretty awesome but not everyone can go down to the swamps and shit.
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>>7009850
What?
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>>7009845
Of course you are.
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>>7009862
Oh yeah, well, here's one for you!
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>>7009869
I don't get it.
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>>7009874
Of course you don't, you don't get into elephant chair girl.
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>>7009880
strange meme. what board is it from?
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>>7009885
Fuck all if I know maybe /b
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>>7009880
>>7009885
never mind, I figured it out
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>>7007969
Sucks you didn't get the money but I bet your son was super happy with all of the free treats. That's a good move by them.
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>>7009889
The real funny part are goofballs that don't contribute. The general lurkers.
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>>7009893
>implying he didn't eat all the candy and just let his son play with the big
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>>7009917
big cock*
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>>7009917
*box
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>bad storm knocks power out
>go with housemate to part of town that has power to buy ice and emergency candles
>she stops at sonic
>it says it's open, there's a line of cars
>wait in line at drive through is longer than usual
>finally get there, she orders wings and a shake, I get ice cream
>they tell us to park and wait, that they're a little backed up
>park
>watch a worker bringing food to people's cars
>people who get there after us get served before us
>watch some guy in a truck at the delivery window curse the manager out and speed off, with some very foul language
>should have been our first hint
>20 minutes later (ice is still in back seat...this is summer) still waiting
>finally convince housemate to go inside and ask
>we go in, say they didn't even start her wings yet
>peer in back. It's one very obviously stoned fuck and an old white manager
>we go wait another 20 minutes
>this is 40 minutes total now
>we go back in, she talks to the manager
>they finally make her food
>give us nothing, no discount, no comp
>ice cream was meh
>neither of us ever goes to sonic again
>ice was fine, somehow
>come back home and find other housemate masturbating with no pants on in the living room
>hides his dick and stands there talking to us
>comes out of his room five minutes later and still is buck naked

That whole fucking day was ridiculous.
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This thread is fucking ridiculous.
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>at some shithead brooklyn bar/sammy place
>walked to counter to pay tab for 2 burs
>come back to table
>it's all gone
>still had a few bites of sammy left and a pint with 3/4th left
>asked them at the bar
>got a new beer
strange how the little things make the biggest difference
-the hulk 2003
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>>7010726
your reposted image is even worse
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>>7010773
im not that guy but whats your prob?
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>>7008508

All that garlic must be making you nigga rage
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>>7009358
>tipping delivery drivers
murrica
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>>7009530
>mfw
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>>7007101
>1 day

fucking wahh.

I bought and drank from a bottle of milk 1 month past expiration from Kroger
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>Out to dinner with my brother and his wife
>Order salmon with broccoli and red beans/rice as my sides
>Meal comes out with a double order of broccoli instead of red beans and rice
>I don't give a shit about it
>Step-sister-in-law waves down the waitress squawking about how my sides are wrong
>Gets louder and more indignant when I tell her I don't care
>Finally just let them take the plate so this bitch will shut up
>Wait 10 more minutes while this bitch eats and my food probably gets spit on
>Manager comes out and apologizes to HER and comps the meal
>Bitch acts like she did me a fucking favor saving me $10 while ruining an evening meal with family

Fat white people are just fucking awful.
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>>7009358
I realy really hate scum like you.
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Never have, but the only time Ive ever sent food back was when I ordered a rare steak, and i got it well done. I was polite about it and kept the sides. I'm not a cunt like most customers. (boogers and cum)
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>>7007101
Uh, everyone in this thread realizes those are two different products, right?
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>>7010889
poorfag detected
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>>7010979
What difference does that make? They're both raw fish, and one of them was two days old.
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>>7010889
If you're a cunt to the people who make your food, you deserve a ton of ball sweat and spit in your food.
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>>7009358
>Been eating pizza from a local place for years
>Order a pizza one night
>Pizza arrives 75 minutes after ordering, delivered by a /tg/ lookin' neckbeard
>Paid by card over the phone, but I'm not tipping some college dropout who can't even deliver pizzas right
>Order a pizza again a week later because I like the place, but CoD this time
>After an hour I know it's gonna be the same deliverman
>Finally arrives after an hour, neckbeard is smiling because he let it get cold, or spit on it or any of the other things adults who work for minimum wage do to demonstrate the reason why they don't have a real job
>Just tell him to fuck off and that I'm not paying
>Get placed on the no delivery list
>Neckbeard gets fired a week later anyway

I probably shouldn't be wasting 4 dollars on delivery for a place that's 2 miles away anyway.
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>>7010999
Posts like this...
>>7007791
>>7007172
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>>7009358

>fucking with people's food

there's no excuse for this
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>>7011076
So why not quote those in your original post?
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>>7011085
It's a bit like the chicken and the egg conundrum.

Do they spit in food because they're frustrated by their dead-end job, or are they stuck in a dead-end job because they're the kind of person that deals with frustration by spitting in people's food.
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>>7008114

non beta exchange

>Excuse me my burger is overcooked
>Oh I'm sorry we'll make you a new one
>I appreciate it
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>>7009358
> he tries to call and complain
> manager takes the call and says im sorry sir i cannot help you
> he calls head office and complains
> manager gets fired
> i get fired
> we all get fired
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One time I went to buffalo wild wings. It happened to be happy hour so they gave us this extra menu that had the happy hour deals.

They had some bad apps for like 3 dollars each, but what caught my eye was the fact that it said that all domestic beers were 3 bucks.

So I look at the beer menu and under domestics they have the Sam Adams IPA. So I'm like shit an IPA for 3 bucks I'm totally getting that.

So they bring out the check out the end of the day and the IPA is listed as 5 dollars.

So I told the lady, Hey, this is the wrong price, the happy hour menu said it was 3 dollars.

So the waitress is like sure I'll go talk to the bartender.

The waitress comes back and says, "Since the IPA is higher proof it costs more"

And I'm like, "Yeah, but look at the menu right here, it says it's 3 dollars"

And she goes, "Yeah, that's weird."

And I'm like, "Yeah it's pretty weird"

But then my girlfriend was like, "It's only 2 dollars just pay it."

And I was too timid to ask for the manager.

But I was OBJECTIVELY RIGHT
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>>7011200
where did he say it was a corporate store?
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>go to any asian place here in vancouver
>get served something substandard and want it returned or replaced
>OHHHH SO SORRRRYYYYY OH SO SORRY HAHAHAHAHH YEAH SO SORRRRY
>they literally do nothing about it and I just have to leave because they barely understand me
learn english before moving to a country and opening a goddamn restaurant. and for fucks sakes stop being jews and get a god damn card machine.
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>>7011600
>Canada claims to be more polite and civilized than America
>Is just as racist, drunken, and angry
I don't know where you guys get this superiority complex; you're the same as us.
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>>7009358
>>7011200
More like

>guy gets pizza
>sees its covered in spit and shit from the floor
>calls the police in order to report the obvious food tampering
>everyone on shift at the time is charged with a felony and the business looses its license to operate
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>>7011600
You realize that they speak perfect english and are just acting like retarded nips to get you to leave without having to give you anything, right?
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>>7011630
they genuinely can't speak english, and I know they are doing that to get me to go away, but it's fucking rude and customer service of that level shouldn't be accepted, if I can push the issue I will
>>7011617
I never claim to be more polite than americans, that's a lie made up by memes.
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>>7011642
Maybe you don't, but plenty of Canadians do.
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>>7007946
Ha, your family is shit at timing meals to come out hot, I see. I bet thanksgiving is tough for you folks.
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>>7011001
>huehue muh shitty movie memes
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>>7011176
Fag
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I can KINDA understand stiffing waiters and delivery people if you're only ordering from a place once, like for a sociopath, but if you're a regular and you think that your food is ok you're out of your mind. Regardless of what you think about tipping and how much waiters are paid you're still pissing off people that control your food before you get it. Pissing off delivery people is even crazier, they have control of your food for like a half hour before you get it AND they're all either drunk or stoned, making whatever they do less predictable and them less likely to worry about consequences.

All the fedora kings in this tread talking about how they never tip and how waiters are beneath them are either delusional or they've come to accept that restaurant food tastes a little like spit.
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No manager was involved but holy shit
>10
>go to mcdonalds and ask for a plain bacon cheeseburger (I didn't want mustard/ketchup on it)
>order arrives and start eating
>after a couple bites realize there was no burger
>it was a simple mistake and ask for patty
>get rpelacement
>they make oen again and dont give me bacon on my burger
>Not mad just confused go back to counter and ask for bacon on my burger
>repeat burger one
jesus christ
And they demand 15$ an hour
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>>7011983
literally no one has done that in this thread
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>on road trip across the continental U.S.
>in California, didn't make dinner plans for that night, so decide to visit the nearest sushi place
>"all the sushi must be great out here; it's fucking California"
>go to restaurant and order food
>catch a glimpse of the sushi chef after ordering and realize he's Mexican
>itbegins.jpg
>rolls are the size of tennis balls
>one is falling apart on the plate
>one is drowned in some kind of Chinese sweet-and-sour sauce
>the single "tempura" roll is covered with a thick, rich, sweet, cake-like batter
>the tuna roll includes cooked, canned tuna
>cooked
>canned
>don't want to complain because we're Midwesterners and it is biologically impossible for us
>but they charged us like a real restaurant and everything was worse than shitty gas station sushi
>ask politely if we can get some kind of discount
>waitress goes back to the kitchen and loudly bitches to the manager, within earshot
>"these guys hated EVERYTHING and they say they want it ALL for FREE"
>niggerwhatareyoudoing.mpg
>manager screams at us and threatens to call the cops
>we tell him the waitress is making shit up and all we wanted was some kind of discount because the food was comically inept
>he agrees to take 2 rolls off the bill
>we get the bill
>they took 1 roll off
>the cheapest one, of course
>leave
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>>7007101
>Go to restaurant
>Order beef dip
>Take a bite
>It is dry, days old roast beef on a stale bun
>Wife and friend's meals are fine
>Hear a slight commotion to my right
>4 guys in overalls having lunch
>One guy is losing his shit over his terrible meal
>Look at it
>Beef dip
>Friends are laughing at him
>Call over
>"It's not just you buddy" pointing to my beef dip
>He calls over the waitress and protests
>We both don't get charged for our meals

Thank god he was there, I probably would have been too beta to raise a fuss unless the waitress asked me why I didn't eat my sandwich.
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>>7007180
>Order from Dominoes at 5pm with three buddies
>Waiting
>Waiting
>We should order something else!
>But the pizza might almost be here!
>I'm so fucking hungry
>Pizza arrives at 9pm
>So bitter we are somehow not even hungry anymore
>Pizza guy doesn't even say a word hands it to us and walks away
>Want to be angry, but free, cold pizza

>Next time we want to order food
>What should we get?
>I found this chinese delivery flyer in the entryway of the building
>Order a feast
>15 minutes after placing the order
>No word of a fucking lie
>Knock at door
>Who could that be?
>Delivery guy with our meal
>Piping hot and delicious

It was mindboggling, we spent the entire meal imagining that they had a food truck and just cooked it in the back while they drove to places.
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>Eating at Chez Cora's with three friends
>We were fucking hungry that breakfast
>Completely devour our meals, and a fair bit of the syrup as well
>We also had a contest to see who could put more jam on our toasts
>Realize we've eaten more than half of the condiment on the table
>Decide to go for broke
>Refill the pitcher of water
>Dump salt and pepper in there
>Drink what is left of the syrup
>Eat what is left of the small packets of jam and margarine
>Split the pitcher of water between the four of us
>Drink it all
>Nothing edible is left on the table, just plates full of wrappers and containers and empty jars

We really wanted some way to hear what the waitress/management thought of us.
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>>7008383

Ive worked in 3 steak houses, general rule of thumb is 12oz boneless or 16oz bone in minimum, you can easily do 8oz cuts of prime rib, but cooked to order 8oz ribeye? It would have to be 40 days dry aged and trimmed by 30% before you could get a crust on it/cook it med rare.

Seems dumb on the steakhouses part.
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>>7008848
I fucking hate how my grocery store has me bag my own shit.
On one hand I love it because baggers are most the time retarded about it, bagging as it comes instead of being strategic.
On the other hand, I cannot watch the till screen to make sure they aren't double ringing things up and that they are applying the appropriate discounts
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>>7010663
>Expecting quality service during a blackout
You're either an idiot or an idiot.
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>>7012140
Where do you shop that they do not have baggers?
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>>7012140
I always put my shit on the conveyor built the way I want it to be bagged. I get the heavy shit out the way, cans etc, so they can be on the bottom, then I get my cold things together, then staples like rice etc and then shit like bread, eggs. Works like a charm.
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>>7012207
Superstore.
And if I wait to bag my shit, I am holding up the guy behind me, even though there are two treadmills just for that such occaison

>>7012213
I try to do that, when I have the prescense of mind. Sometimes I am on the phone or just letting my daughter unload the cart because she lieks to help.
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>>7012215
>he calls them treadmills
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>>7012213
you need to give them a few bag topping things early so they can finish off a bag and move on rather than be stuck with all thee bag topping stuff at the end
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>>7012217
Never ran into this issue, I always end up with bread/eggs together with the eggs on the bottom, veggies and shit like that with the cheese, rice/noodles/condiments, meat all together and canned goods on the bottom of my cart. I put it out faster than they bag it, been doing it for years.
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>>7009823

He ordered fries and wings at a pub. They didnt deliver his wings until 20 minutes after the rest of the order came out, when he complained about it he should of been comped completely and gotten his wings too, its basically customer service 101.

>>7009757
is this that dump on the esplanade? I hear how shitty it is all the time.
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>>7012045

>>7011619
>>7011200
>>7011129
>>7011085
>>7011032

I'm only a quarter of the way up the thread and I can't be bothered to keep going
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>>7007882
Please, for the good of the human race, what little of it we can salvage, please remove yourself from our gene pool.
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>>7007101
I called ahead to get some fried chicken from the deli at a winndixie, making it very clear that I'd not be able to come in until shortly after they closed (but you know, they take 30 minutes to clean up the deli anyway)
They ensure me its no trouble, I say "are you sure" they agree. Show up like 6 minutes past closing, it's just sitting there on the counter in the back while they're cleaning, get handed it, wish em a nice night

Didn't notice it had been packaged at around 45 minutes prior to when they close, and god knows how long it had been sitting off the heat in the back. I had the shits for the rest of that night
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>>7008238
>sticks finger in

So what if it turned out you're lying? Would you have to eat the food thats been fingered?
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>>7007778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzqTGmEcZE
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>>7009885
/tv/
original was about liam neeson and natalie portman
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>>7007946
>I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please
>>no problem, I'll have it ready in a minute
>hands me chocolate soup with a cone on the side
>this ice cream is melted, I'm not paying for this
>>But they're not "inedible". They're not "disgusting". Food doesn't suddenly become shit just because it's not at a temperature you'd like.

ya na
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>>7012700
Dunno, I guess nobody would try to lie about that. The restaurant culture is interesting because nobody is trying to screw anybody, some sort of society-wide understanding has been reached. Probably because Chinese culture is so food-obsessed that restaurants are practically churches.
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>>7012739
I know where the original comes from
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>>7012992
Gutter Oil
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>>7007180

>go to order from pizza hut
>dont actually do it because im not a retarded person
>instead give my business to local pizza shop who make decent pizzas without sugary pre made dough and awful cheese

Good decision tbh
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>>7013005
this tbh
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One time I was eating at Salvador Mollys, a "pirate food" restaurant in Portland Oregon, and this huge group of people came in and the manager had to move me and my girlfriend to a different table since they needed ours and he was super fucking apologetic about it but I didn't give a shit since I knew some bomb fuckin jumbalaya was in my future. They offered us some free appetizers and free drinks, cool place.
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>>7007868

You should've cancelled your order. I can guarantee they fucked with your food.
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>>7013000
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>>7013005
this, I got a local pizza joint I order from that's run out of a gas station, makes the best greek pizza I've ever had
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>>7009530
My mother and I were traveling in Spain last year. We were eating dinner at the hotel because she was super tired. She actually ordered gazpacho and when it came to the table asked for it to be warmed up.

The look on the waiter's face was priceless. A mixture between horror and confusion.
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I've only once had a really awful meal at a place. Some place called Floyd's, part of the Landry's food chain. I ordered a chicken fried steak and it was the thinnest, most overcooked piece of meat ever. I just got up and walked out without paying. I had a water, otherwise and I wasn't gonna deal with anyone about this.
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>>7011576
Sam Adams IPA is not a "domestic" you retard. Domestic implies macro lager bullshit (bud/miller/coors).

Obviously this could be confusing if you've never ordered a beer at a bar before.
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>>7013696
>So I look at the beer menu and under domestics they have the Sam Adams IPA
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>>7013696
Domestic implies it comes from that country

Ford is a domestic car company, Toyota is an import

Are you 11 years old?
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>>7013746
Reading is hard. Must have been a misprint, or more likely the bar manager/whoever makes the menus doesn't know anything about beer. My apologies -- proceed.

>>7013769
Get ready for this one.

Words, in different contexts, can sometimes mean different things.

BOOM!
HOLY SHIT!

Is your dick still attached or is it fucking blown to oblivion?

No shit the word domestic usually means it comes from that country.

Does that mean you're going to find 20% ABV tequila barrel aged mixed fermentation spiced barleywines under the "$3 domestic draughts" list at your local dive, just because they were brewed domestically?

No. Eat shit.
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>>7013806
Yes. Yes it does mean that.
You're on an anonymous image board trying desperately to not admit you're wrong. It's okay.
You can stop posting. Nobody will know you "lost an internet argument" except us, and, well, we're all fucking anonymous. Honestly, what does it matter?
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>>7013806
There is not a connotation when looking at a beer menu

Domestic means domestic

Import means import

You are so fucking dense
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>>7013806

Holy shit kill yourself
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>>7009237
>the irish are even fucking weirder
Mick here, can confirm
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>>7013845
>>7013851
>>7013931

this is some next level shit guys. samefagging this hard...
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>>7007134
The created on is 10/23 on the right
The left expires in 10/23
To be fair. it "expires" in one day so nbd
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>middle eastern family comes in
>three of the four guests order
>the dad wants a top sirloin because it's the cheapest of our steaks, but we ran out
>he asks for the manager, who's new and easily the cattiest man I've ever met in my life
>the manager recommends our tri tip, which is cheaper, two ounces bigger and comes with an additional side, or any of the other three steaks we have
>guests continues complaining because we were out of the steak he wanted and he didn't want the tri tip, so he felt like he was being forced to get a steak that costs $7-11 more.
>manager says "I don't know what you expect me to do. You want an item that we've run out of. There are other items on the menu."
>continue on like this for legit like five or ten more minutes (I remember a few employees asking where the manager was, and somebody would say, "oh, he's still at that table.")

He ended up selling the guy a filet mignon ($28) for the cost the top sirloin ($21) because "clearly nothing else was going to make him happy."
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>>7007834
All you poor fuckers with pizza related issues, I feel you.

Ironically, Domino's never fucks up my order but if I don't go pick it up from Pizza Hut I guarantee it'll be fucked.

>>7007882
kill yourself friend
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>>7008015

Buy a pitcher as compensation. Even with "free" items I still buy a couple of extra orders
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>>7007130
no, it's on it, literally the most they would do is reduce the cost ~30%

I don't see the issue here.
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>>7008282
He even SAID it was cooked, just "cold".
Go ahead, say it wasn't your optimal temperature, but don't say it's disgusting because it's not hot. It's the same food, it just won't burn your tongue now.

Let me repeat it for you comprehensionless retards:
The food was done. It was cooked. It wasn't raw, it wasn't straight from the fridge, it had sat around a little too long. That does not make the food disgusting. If you can't handle that, you have an autistic child palate.
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>>7014166
cold congealed hamburger is not appetizing bruh, stop bitching about someone else's tastes like a fucking baby
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>>7012052
jesus fucking christ

>>7012124
what the actual fuck
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>Order from a local pizza place
>They're there in under 30 minutes if I order delivery
>If I order pick-up it's always there fresh out of the oven or almost done by the time I'm there.
>Never had a problem aside from one time they ran out of toppings at one point, where they took it off the fare.

Stop ordering from Pizza Hut/Dominos, you manginas
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>>7014221

pretty much my experiences with local places

plus get coupons stuck in door for delicious pizzas
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>be taken out to dinner at olive garden with family
>be a two year-running anti-alcohol type of person because of a bad drinking experience
>order something that just sounds good
>didn't know the dish's name means it's cooked in wine because it's written in italian and i don't know cooking terms
>mom tells waiter i don't like it
>tell waiter and everyone i can still eat it, i just don't like the taste of wine, and that i don't want to be a bother
>waiter insists i can order something else and wants me to enjoy my dinner
>order some pasta or something and feel like a dick
>everyone insists it's fine, you don't speak italian, you're not a dick
>still feel like a dick
>it's been like five years still feel like a dick
why am i such a dick
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>>7014508
you're a dick, why didn't you read the description on the menu?
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>>7014514
it either wasn't there or the term was supposed to be a given it was cooked in wine, such that it was left out. don't remember the word.

just realized a manager was not involved with this story. i'm a dick, sorry.
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>>7014508
Being anti-anything because of one personal experience isn't being a dick. It's being fucking autistic. Base your reasons and choices on logic using all the information available... Meaning do some research and figure it out instead of leaving it up to your personal experiences.
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>go to late night taco bell
>only one within twenty miles
>everytime I go there they fuck up my order
>figure fuck it me and my friends are hungry we'll give it a go
>we order about twenty five, thirty bucks of food
>all very easy order, bunch of tacos, some quesadillas and sodas
>nigger in drive thru is extremely rude and sucks his teeth everytime we say we are adding more
>after a good fifteen minutes of waiting at drive thru window we get our food
>get home and realize everything is fucked up
>some tacos don't even have meat, quesadillas aren't cut and have full sections of just cheese, a couple soda are basically seltzer water instead of baja blast
>call and talk to same guy who was in drive thru and the nigger hangs up on me
>call corporate who in turn calls the store and they call me
>day manager says they have had problems with this guy for forever and beg me to come in for a full refund and my full order made right
>go in and everyone working there is staring me down so I'm convinced my order is going to get fucked up again
>turns out everything was AMAZING, probably my best experience at taco bell.

I still don't go to that taco bell but it's good to know they made good on their promise even though I came in the next day on a friday during rush hour. They even threw in those really spicy grillers which were awesome. It also amazes me these fucks want more money per hour when they treat people like they're ordering food at the dmv.
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>>7014535
>puked passed out on the floor and nearly died
>now i'm autistic
guess i should have hit the books harder before deciding that was reason enough not to drink. what's wrong with you?
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>>7014541
Yeah they shat in your food.
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>>7014166
We get it, your favourite dish is unheated leftovers.
But when people go to the restaurant, they expect their food to be served the way it's supposed to be. This includes cooking and service at a correct temperature.
Sure, a cold meat is edible. So is soylent. But I'd be pretty disappointed if I ordered a burger and had a soylent served to me. I could drink it, sure, but I'll ask to get what I ordered and will pay for.

So, could you please gtfo here and go eat this pizza slice waiting for you in the fridge. Don't forget to NOT microwave it.
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>>7014535
Nice notion, but expecting someone like him to take this advice and make a logical choice about his future choices is a fallacy.
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>>7009757
I always had shitty service at tilted kilt. You'd think they would be happier that two women were eating there and had no interest in oggling them or whatever but I guess they assumed the tip would be bad and didnt give basic service. Plus they usually tried to ask us if we wanted to go boxes after about 3 minutes of having our food. Service was still shit the third time with my cousins husband there but the place got knocked down shortly after so fuck those girls.

Food was good though.
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>>7014651
I miss the tilted kilt that used to be near my old office.

I used to go in there 2 or 3 times a week after work for happy hour and to hang around and have some dinner. The food was decent, the prices were reasonable, the waitresses were nice and easy on the eyes too. And they had an awesome outdoor patio area with a fireplace that they used to run during the winter so I could sit out on the patio and smoke in front of the fireplace.

Then they had some huge kitchen fire and closed the place down. They ended up renovating the location and turning it into some fucking terrible breakfast food chain.
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>>7007101
Went to a taco place and paid for my food. While ZI was waiting I checked my receipt and saw I was overcharged, When I mentioned it to the waitress she said something like "Well the price has gone up but the menu hasn't been changed." So I asked for a manager.
When speaking to the manager I pointed out that not removing the old price is misleading and illegal and that it could lead to a large fine from the Department of weights and measures.

I got my correct change and before I left the manager was covering the old price in the menus with masking tape.
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>going home from late astros shift at minute maid park
>pull into taco bell because I haven't eaten in 6 hours
>pull up to drive thru at around 12:30 am
>guy comes on over the microphone
>uh sorry but we're out of beef
>the fuck
>I always get a chicken crunchwrap so its no big deal to me
>order a chicken crunchwrap supreme
>sir we are also out of cheese
>at this point I start laughing because he's clearly messing with me
>he's serious
>drive off to the whataburger down the road like I should have because their food is 20x better
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>>7014566
this happened to me and I still drink every weekend you're just a pussy
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>>7014566
Don't drink so much so you fucking idiot. If you drank that much it's your own fault faggot
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>>7007101
I too would talk to the manager if the dates were misprinted

what kind of backwards, stupid manager would think there were 23 or 24 months in a year
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>>7007791
What is Slavoj Zizek doing in this thread
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>>7014535
>Base your reasons and choices on logic using all the information available... Meaning do some research and figure it out instead of leaving it up to your personal experiences.
Now THAT's autism.
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>>7017232
HA

Good one!
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>>7014566
Yeah so you made a mistake. Look up why you felt so shitty and what made you puke. Try not to binge drink if you're a lightweight faggot that can't figure out their own tolerance levels for things.
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>>7017288
Lol... Thinking what happens to you must happen to everyone in every situation is autism.
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>>7007180
>doesn't have my fucking order. just the receipt.
Wait, what? He showed up to your house without any pizza just to present to you the receipt for the pizza you paid for?
What???
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>>7009358
People who don't tip are scum. I got a return customer yesterday who tipped me a $1.64. I'm trying to think of ways I'm going to fuck with his food the next time he comes back.

Here's a recent story from last week I experienced

>go to Wendy's
>order burger and fries and a drink
>two of those fancy flavor soda machines that has digital screen where you can add flavored syrups to your soda
>tight
>go to get ice
>no ice in either machine
>not tight
>go to get ketchup
>no ketchup in either ketchup pump
>no napkins
>tell cashier there's no ice, ketchup or napkins
<"sorry"
>...
<"why is there no ice, ketchup, or napkins"
<"our manager don't order nuthin!"
>...
<"where's your manager?"
<"she ain't here!"
>...
<"you're telling me there's no manager here?"
<"not the one that orders stuff!"
<"get me the manager on duty"
>she starts squirming because she may actually have to do work besides punching numbers on a touchscreen and scanning cards
>look at nametag
>Tamnisha
>Jesus Christ.. What a name
>manager comes from behind counter
<how may I help you?
>don't say anything
>go to pump ketchup repeatedly for like 15 seconds on each pump
>nothing comes out
>hold up drink to ice machine for 30 seconds
>WHIWHUWHUWHUEHUW
>machines making noise but nothing's coming out
>press soda button and spray coke on hand
<"oops, I need to wipe my hand off"
>go to napkin empty napkin dispenser
>start wiggling and rattling the plastic furniture
<I'm sorry we are out of things sir
>Walk over to sign that says "Tell us how we are doing!" with number to corporate office and start dialing
<"sir please don't call that number, I will refund your meal"
>"This was like $5.. Getting ketchup, ice, and napkins is more important to me."
>walk out
>corporate office says the managers will be disciplined and sends me a $20 gift card

Don't really care, I'm not going back, probably just going to give it to someone.
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>>7014566
It's a good reason not to drink. but not good enough to shun all off all food that uses alcohol. You got drunk on beer? then despise beer, but not a wine reduction chicken or a nice cake spiced up with a bit of kahlua(which is 70% vodka).


A whole world of delicious food awaits beyond your traumas and mistakes. Dick.
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You guys need to stop eating out so much.
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>gf and I go to dinner after a near accident with her service dog
>earlier two hours was stressful and arguing at a vet hospital but everything was fine
>go to a BBQ joint for a late dinner

Usually wait staff tries to distract or annoy or touch the service dog which gives us an anyuerism

>hostess squeals "your dog is very cute but I know I cannot touch him"
>immediately addresses only us and not the dog (huge thing for us)
>she brings water for the dog m
>waiter brings us ham hock bones for the dog
>I call the manager and we both say how fucking perfect the service was
>gf gave a nice tip
>I gave the hostess ten bucks

Not all managerial encounters need to be sad. This was one of the best restaurant experiences I've ever had
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>>7011576
That's the absolute worst place I ever cooked at. LITERALLY fast food in a restraunt environment. Everyday around 2pm the place stunk like bad farts. Mfw gimmicks get you to shell out money. Also, you should be cooking at home. Make Hot Thighs. More meat, less cost.
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>>7017397
><"sir please don't call that number, I will refund your meal"
>>"This was like $5.. Getting ketchup, ice, and napkins is more important to me."
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>>7014566
Pussy
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>>7017505
I agree. Good service makes me happy. Bad service makes me mad. Couple months ago, I grabbed a burger at McD's, and the cashier was particularly nice. While I was filling up my drink, she actually came around the counter and walked up to me, smiled, handed me my food and thanked me. She was so nice that I made sure to tell her manager recognized her good work. The manager thanked me and gave me a number to call to give her a review.

I called and actually talked to a real person and left her great feedback.

I stopped in recently and remembered her. She had been promoted to assistant manager, and she remembered me as well. That's the best damn McD's I've ever been to. Always hot, fast, nice people, good service. Good to know people take their jobs seriously at a place that doesn't give tips to their employees. I would if I could.
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>>7017748
I love when someone actually makes me want to go out of my way to say how good or helpful they were to their boss. just did this recently with a state prosecutor that was very helpful to me, a law student
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>>7017501
But how else will we be able to pretend we know shit about food?
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>>7008383

lol the cow that made that steak was probably slaughtered 1k miles away. I hope you didn't pay for a low grade sysco steak.
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>>7007239
Ketchup with a $200 fillet mignon, you pleb.
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>>7017232
>>7017313
LOL
underrated posts here folks
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>>7017908
kill yourself
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>>7017908
Filtered.
>>
>finally decide to go out with friends
>steakhouse
>tell the waiter I want mines well done
>this is after everyone else (8 of us) orders medium rare before me
>waiter comes over with our food
>get my steak
>the mad man actually did it
>it's actually well done
Never again
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>>7014508
huge pussy
>>7017397
huge faggot
>>7017505
your dog is gay and your girlfriend is disabled

>>7014508
>>7017397
>>7017505
three subhumans above me
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>>7017908
The name field. You forgot to empty it.
Happens to me sometime, I post as OP in random threads for this reason.

>>7017410
> kahlua(which is 70% vodka).
Isn't the black Russian cocktail 30% kahlua and 70% vodka?
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>>7012992
>nobody is trying to screw anybody
beeing this naive
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>>7017397
>people who don't tip are scum
>I'm going to fuck with the food of a customer who gave me a tip
>that story

You are lower than scum.
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>>7007101
Never because I'm not a whiny little bitch; h8 faggots that complain, shits embarrassing.
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>>7013005
THIS. Anyone that doesn't order from their local pizzeria is obviously a retarded flyover piece of shit
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>>7007856

Because you're a tryhard
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>>7007946

Holy shit shut the fuck up burger flipper, actually cook the food you serve you pimply piece of shit
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>>7014166

I'm going to murder you
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>>7007969
>a 5kg box
>filled with lolis

I like the sound of this
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>>7007101
>mfw my grocery store just puts it in a new container and prints a newer label and then puts it back on the shelf
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>>7008238

No fuck you, you're retarded chink way of doing things is stupid, America is better always
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>>7012700
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>>7013687
The faggot sounds like a stupid punk that didn't remember who's paying whom.
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>>7013687
I would have smacked that waiter scum if he gave weird looks to my mother for making a simple request like that. But then I don't go to a shithole like Spain.
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>>7013806
>My apologies -- proceed.
suffocate
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>>7018263
>has never left the landlocked states between the two coasts of the United States of America
>>
>Call up Buffalo Wild Wings to see if they're showing the Golovkin vs Lemieux boxing pay-per-view event
>They assure me they are
>Arrive before fight time
>Order my food
>Bartender asks what I'm there for
>Tell him the boxing match
>"What boxing match?"
>THEY WEREN'T SHOWING THE GODDAMN BOXING MATCH
>Complain to the bartender
>Complain to the manager
>Leave
>They didn't comp food or offer a free beer or anything
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>>7012109
I don't know how the fuck they do it, but almost all chinese delivery places near me are similar. You could order food for a group of like 10, and it would still be at your door in 15-20 minutes. Meanwhile, a local pizza place less than two miles away takes 90 minutes.
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>>7007101
I spoke to the 'manager' a few times when I was trying to get a job.

Still haven't seen the real manager of the store nor do I have a job.
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>>7009358
POOR PEOPLE LIKE PIZZA TOO, FUCKER

I live off $1300 a month and try to tip $1 to $2 when possible but sometimes I can't even do that, is it so wrong for someone in poverty to want pizza?

Drivers unlike waiters/waitresses make the normal min wage(or more), at least they do here in MD.
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>>7018525
Every sports bar's staff who answers the phone has no idea what's going to be showing. They just say yes to everything in order to get more customers in the door. Many of them will tell you over the phone that they carry whatever beer just to get you to come by.

"Is it crowded for the playoff game?"
"Plenty of room. Come see us!"

>Show up
>Standing room only
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>>7014069
>>middle eastern family comes in
Guaranteed bad time.
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>>7018440
Im currently in China and youre retarded. Everybody is constantly trying to screw everybody. I wouldn't trust a Guangdongren (including HK faggots) with a penny. Fucking liars and thieves.
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>>7018622
I ended up filing a BBB complaint because the credit card company said they couldn't do a chargeback since the food was taken home and eaten. BBB complaints are good when you want to saddle a business with half an hour of obnoxious paperwork.
>>
My fiancee and her brother went to eat at a chain steakhouse about a year ago.

>waitress seats us in booth against wall
>immediately find out wall has been recently painted
>fucking wet black paint all over fiancee's bro's jacket and my shirt

Server moved us at this point to a table in the middle of the floor

>all order steaks, I had medium rare ribeye, fiancee had medium sirloin and her bro had medium porterhouse
>ribeye and porterhouse come out overcooked, well done
>Ask to speak to manager
>Offers to pay our dry cleaning bill and refire new steaks
>New steaks come out, still overdone but not overly so
>Manager sees the steaks as we cut into them, comps the meal and gives us money to pay for the drycleaning of his jacket and my shirt

Pretty impressed at the manager's response, but I hope she fucking fired that dumbass server who seated us in the paint to begin with
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>>7018604
If you can't afford to tip, you shouldn't be eating out. Why are poor people so stupid?
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>>7018767
Obviously they are fucking lazy too. If they can't afford to tip then they ought to pick up the pizza themselves.
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>>7009757
I went to a Tilted Kilt once and 6 months later it was closed.
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>>7012700
That's the punishment for lying about the temperature of your food.
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>>7009358
You know it's a crime to tamper with someones food right? Shithead.
>>
>>7017913
>>7018020
>falling for someone's rusecruse
>in the year 2017-2
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so many retards ITT...

'oh u can get poke off da island?'

'' ya only casko can make poke rite off da island''


you fucking retards.
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>>7009374
Online reviews mean life or death for small establishments these days. Feels fucking great having that power. Everyone over the age of 20 would remember going to restaurants, waiting hours to get the wrong order from some rude cunt, and there was nothing you could do about it besides getting into a shouting match with the owner/manager. Can't get away with that shit any more.
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>>7011983
I was in the USA, and had a $40 voucher for some chain restaurant. I went by myself (Fuck going to restaurants alone though). I ended up with a $70 bill (starter, main, 1 glass of wine), and paid $30.

I had no clue how much to tip and no way was I going to leave $10+, so I left the girl $5. Was that poor form?
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>>7011983
>work at a pizza place as a driver
>there's this guy that doesn't tip and is all around a miserable prick
>do nothing to his food because I'm not an asshole

I don't understand the psychopaths that think it's ok to fuck with people's food
>>
>Dead restaurant
>Table for 5
>30mins after everyone has their food, mine still hasn't arrived
>Remind waitress
>Get food 45mins later

I ordered straight up broth with a side of rice.
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>>7018663
>conflating mainlanders and Hong Kongers
>prefering the fucking north to the semi-tolerable south

lol k
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>>7018942
You're supposed to tip based on how much the meal would have cost, because that's the closest to an estimate of the amount of work involved in waiting your table. You're supposed to tip about 15%, so a server does about $10.50 of work on a $70 bill. Even though you probably feel like you don't need to pay for the meal's "worth" vs how much it cost you, that isn't how they see it and it isn't the way the stupid system is set up. Servers should be paid a real wage and tipping should be abolished, like every other job in the world. It isn't fair to customers or anyone working in the restaurant besides the fucking owners.
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>>7018946
Regardless, they're out there. Why give them an excuse by not paying them?
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>>7018767
class war when?
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>>7018766

>immediately find out wall has been recently painted
>fucking wet black paint all over fiancee's bro's jacket and my shirt

The fuck? Do they paint every wall next to a booth every time they bus a table? That had to have been painted within like 30 minutes of you sitting there for the paint to be that wet. Thats some weird shit
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>>7017397
my lungs jesus christ
>>
>>7020085
They painted just before service and apparently aren't aware that you're not supposed to touch wet paint.
I know someone who don't know how to change a light bulb, this level of retardation is possible.
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>>7018307
Literally all insults are projecting.
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>>7010874
That's when you need to say shit like "bitch don't talk to them like that. Did I say that I gave a fuck? No."
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>>7020782
So what you're saying is he should have talked like a redditor?
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>>7020849
Oh. Sorry. "Tbh fam fam fam idk fam"
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>>7021133
>implying that manner of speaking isn't supposed to mock the stupid twitter memers
>>
>>7018776
I'm too poor to afford a car, and taking the bus to pick up a pizza is dumb.
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