Cringe thread: youtube edition

whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKouyfrFBQ

uh, go back to your bologna and miracle whip wonder bread sandwiches cracka.

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>>7004605
>expecting Americans not to butcher foreign cuisine as a matter of course

>>7004605
What did he do wrong?

Angry because your dirty cuisine is piss easy to copy?

>>7004634
>mfw foreigners fuck up american cuisine even harder, when it's supposed to be "easier"
>asian "pizza". asian "burgers", really, anything cooked by asians

>>7004649
>Pizza
>American
lol thank you dear American for teaching us foolish foreigners

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>>7004605
This is what Americans think enchiladas are

>>7004668
Is there any valid reason why 4chan doesn't support webm audio?

>>7004605
He's probably spent more time in Mexico than most Mexicans on this board.

>>7004674
Because no one wants to open a video and it be instant screaming or loud hardcore porn noises.

(Protip: Some boards support weebum audio)

>>7004661
asians fuck up european dishes too, italian especially.

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>>7004668
What triggers me the most is that she doesn't even have the fucking brain to spread the ingredients as she's pouring them. She just pours them all into the same fucking spot

>>7004674
/gif/ and /wsg/ do

>>7004687
Is that actually the reason it's not supported on all boards?
That's just odd.

>>7004668

i'd probably enjoy this.

i like really soggy corn tortillas. simmered in sauce for a long-period.

but i suspect the fried chips would get waaay too soggy. they'd dissolve into nothingness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmO72aNq99c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs

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>>7004734
>We track down Karmanaut and force him to cook us bacon at narwhal point.

>>7004570
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk
Eh, it's not that bad.

The guy actually makes sense, particularly when he says something to the effect of:
>It's not about whether its authentic, I only care that it tastes good

>>7004570
these both seem like they would taste fine

>>7004892
>>7004908
I'm sure they don't taste terrible

I think it's more the fact that he's a triple Michelin star chef advertising for a stock cube company

No good chef would ever advocate using stock cubes to season carbonara or a steak unless he was being paid to do it

>>7004924
What's wrong with stock cubes?

It's literally just condensed stock with corn starch.

If you think 3-star chefs don't use store-bought stock, you're sadly mistaken.

>>7004933
I think he's getting at the whole
>and why use stock? Well...
> ...
> ...
> because it makes the pasta taste better

>>7004934
Doesn't that make sense, though?

The stock cube would add about the right amount of salt to season the pasta, plus the meat flavors.

Seems like a smart idea, actually. IIRC, most asian noodle bowls are cooked and served in stock.

>>7004570
I don't like the editing of the video.

>>7004933
he should be using real soup base instead of dehydrated shit bouillon, commercial chefs know this. he's doing it to shill knorr

>>7004945
I know, I don't like that talking to someone off camera thing

But tbh he's such a creepy intense fucker that it would be seriously disconcerting if he was staring right into the camera

>>7004942
Carbonara really doesn't need any chicken stock flavour, it's completely inappropriate.

And rubbing rich beef stock onto steak will just ruin its flavour. All you need is salt and pepper and maybe a bit of butter and thyme in the pan. Even a cheap cut will taste really good this way.

It's also weird how he doesn't salt the meat before he puts it in the pan. This is literally cooking 101 stuff: you're not going to get a good sear unless you salt your meat well before cooking it. He leaves this stage out because the salt comes from the stock that he puts on afterwards. It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something.

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>>7004668
>bagged pre-grated cheese

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>>7004668
Things like this are what make me embarrassed to be an american sometimes

>>7004687
It's muted by default on Chrome at least

>>7004570
op tell you wouldn't eat all this shit up and ask for more

MPW is the man

>>7004668
i love mexican food

it's so comfy
nothing really fancy, but it's all comfy food

>>7004605
> implying Bayless isnt Based status
> implying he didnt go traveling mexico to study ALL forms of mezican cuisine
> implying I dont want to suck his dick to absorb his cooking skills
> implying implications implies imply

>>7004649
but they're not white so when they bastardize something it cultural enrichment

Of course its better, knorr has msg

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anything by Ja/ck

>>7004958
>he's doing it to shill knorr
>>7004979
>It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something.
yeah, they're ads for knorr. he was probably paid to make recipes specifically using that product. gotta make bank somehow.

>>7004734
>>tips on surviving and camping channel
>>wastes a potato in order to badly cook an egg

>>7004605
Who are you again? Oh right...I forgot where we were for a second.

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>>7004668
Did she put olives on top of the sour cream? What the fuck? Since when are olives even remotely Mexican?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

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>>7005434

>>7005434
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY
>"pod tie"
kill it with fire

>>7004734
I don't get why everyone gets mad about the potato, the guy says it's not a survival video.

>>7004605
looks delicious, what's wrong with this?

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>>7004734
When he closes up on that disgusting pan

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>>7005318
If anyone hasn't seen Ja/ck/ before, they are not ready for this recipe.

>>7005947
I've been watching this shit forever but party cheese is worse than zippocat

>>7005947
>Cool Whip

>>7006050
Fun fact, while he's putting that in, he actually says "I don't recommend using imitation because it has a different reaction. You should use real cool whip. If you don't have cool whip just use real whipped cream."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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>>7006089
This is a classic . . ..

picture relevant.

>>7004697
you get me anon

>>7004734
I like how hard he breathes while trying to flip the pancake

>>7005434
>sriracha
L M A O
M
A
O

>>7005419
I don't like that shit, but I see it a lot here in Calfirornia

>>7004734
>implying food reviewer isn't based af

>>7005434
I'm looking through the "you're doing it all wrong" videos and holy shit they make /ck/ look like kind, reasonable grandmas. This is why I don't go to Whole Foods

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>>7004668
holy kek

>>7008076
I go to Whole Foods because it's full of hot sluts

>>7008076
I've watched all of them. Some of them are okay but most are retarded shit like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qEMHzrIyw

at least the girl is hot

>>7009022
I can't even pay attention to what she's saying because I'm trying to figure out what happened to her hair

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>>7005434

>siracha
>she literally ruins a perfectly good sandwich with meme sauce

>>7004734
i miss gary and his chav look

>>7004605
>Rick Bayless
>whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food

He cooks mexican food better than 99% of mexicans.

>>7004668
>opening packets: the recipe

>>7005947
wtf is that even supposed to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byehfCtjGjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY3cSbIuzWU

>>7004570
I made his bolognese, tomato, and bechemel sauces with the stock pots to make his lasagna and it turned out great.

>>7009022
>hot

>>7005947
That legitimately looks like something someone on here would make for a joke thread.

>>7005947
why do this?

>>7005434
I swear to fucking god.

When I was a kid there was nothing better than a plain old peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with cheap peanutbutter and jelly and white bread.
I don't need to be told by some squinty, blown out, smoked out whore that my childhood pb&j sandwiches were "wrong". Especially when she advocates putting pure mimetic extract in a bottle on it, yuk!

>>7009933
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>Let's make tomato sauce
>Step 1: Add Tomato Sauce
>Confidant in the sodium levels
There it is!

Also, check'd

>>7005434
Didn't even have to watch it to know what it was after reading the replies. Fuck that skank

>>7011410
Seriously. The only possible advice to making a better PB&J is to divide the amount of peanut you intend to use into two portions for either slice of bread and then nest the jelly on top so the buttered slices stick to each other and create a good seal to prevent jelly drips.

>posting MPW selloutery
>only showing the entirely innocuous examples

this, this is where marco really definitively sold out. there is no fucking way even a home cook with a passion for food, let alone a starred chef, would sincerely recommend this as a recipe and put 'jamaican' in the title. it is an act of total self-denial in the pursuit of easy money. it solely exists in this form because knorr stock pots are meant to be convenient and a recipe with a more than single figure list of ingredients undermines that selling point. whoever decided to present this recipe is wilfully painting the target demographic as lazy idiots. he hates you and doesn't even credit you with the ability to recognise it. what a fucking legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPHTagllPoA

https://youtu.be/apsrbPvFN-U

When the fries fall, so do my sides.

>>7011439
I have heard that one before and I agree, that is just about the only good advice you can give (especially to a kid)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>7009933
Why can't anyone use a proper fucking knife to cut shit jesus christ

>>7009933
I know McDonald's bitch is trying to be fun and probably has kids, but the way she talks is so condescending and drunk sounding

>>7012068
WHAAT THE FUUUG?

>>7005434
I grew up out in the country. Specifically, dairy country. Knew a lot of good, hardworking people that lived on those dairy farms. Feels bad to me that their dues or whatever it is is being used to fund these commercials.

>>7004570

Marco is a barrel of laughs in general. He's so pretentious it makes his videos paradoxically really fun to watch. I bust a gut at this one earlier today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWkcqTMgwuU

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>>7005434
ch

>>7012431
He talks if he assumes you're hanging on to his every word

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>>7005434
>Sriracha
>Curry
>Basil

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>>7005947

>>7011447
Does organic rice really take twice as long to cook?

>>7009933
>how to make a mcdonalds burger
>buy cheap shitmeat
>use salt on meat and fry it
>chop onions
>throw some ketchup in
>done
>7 minutes
I.. uh.. what?

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>>7004649
>asian "pizza

koreans are the worst at this, they put fucking corn on their pizzas

>>7005947

I was expecting him to spread it on a cracker. That would make it a lot less gross, I think.

Doublesweeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

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>>7004979

Can you also point out the flaws in this carbonara video anon?

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>7004649

>pizza
>american cuisine

The most plebeian shit, I swear.

>>7010369
Someone here DID make it. It ended up being about as good as everyone thought it would be.

I don't know any of the archive sites off the top of my head, but that thread is probably on one of them.

>>7013860
Found it https://warosu.org/ck/thread/6812321

>>7005947
Oh, in the actual video it's "Aunt Myrna's" recipe, and he does at least acknowledge how horrifying that combination of ingredients is. Even for the sake of humouring your elderly relative though, is it worth it?

>>7013885

He loves it though when he eats it. And he always talks about how wacky aunt Myrna's recipes are. It is the gimmick

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>>7012068

>>7012068
What. The. Fuck.

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Please someone post that video where a hambeast couple is making spaghetti (or something with tomato sauce) and the wife lets rip the wettest fucking fart ever.

I've only ever seen it once.

>>7014055
Somebody deliver.

I need to see this.

>>7005049
>sometimes

It feels like a crime being American like 800% of the time.

I don't even get why, that's just what it feels like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvswKUFuOt8

I've laughed too hard at this.

I'm going to say this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lYMFiwABI
or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCzYFJ63VA

>>7004933
dude, I work for a bistro that is not rated at all in a flyover state in the us
we breakdown our animals, and use the bones and bits to make our soup bases, stocks, sauces etc.
I'm not convinced a 3 star chef wouldn't be doing similar things to that. If I was chef I wouldn't fuck with store bought shit, as it'd probably make it much harder to get the flavor I imagine for whatever dish

>>7004668
All that fucking CHEESE. I can't even imagine how constipated that would make somebody.

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>>7004668

Absolutely fucking T R I G G E R E D

>>7004570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU

Kit Kat lasagna. The original video I think was taken down because of the backlash but this woman did a voiceover of it and it's kinda funny.

>>7004687
and i am glad they don't for this exact reason

>>7014601

Holy shit this is the first time I've actually physically cringed. I was scared she was gonna cut her fingers off. You could clearly see that her fingers were under the blade of the knife as she was banging it. What the fuck is wrong with people. Not to mention it probably absolutely destroyed her knife.

>>7005959
NEDM

>>7005947
This recipe has been posted once a week on this board for the past 3-4 years.

>>7004668
Wtf

That's like nacho lasagna supreme

>>7014646
women aren't funny. this is legitimately gross but she sounds like a bitter cunt

>>7014899
I know, she sounds chubby and insecure.

I bet she has a roastie.

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>>7014646
>like
>but, like
>you know?

wow, sounds like a bitch.

>>7011450
Jay's coo tho.

>>7009933
dammit, bitch - portion out the meat before forming the patty. what is wrong with you

>>7014055
They deleted their channel I think.

>>7012770
>oh no, someone put corn on our flattened dough with tomato sauce

Get the fuck out you pompous bitch

>>7004570

i dont get it, whats wrong with this guy? seems pretty decent

>>7011439

my best advice to improve a good pbj is to butter the bread before you put peanut butter on it and add a bit of salt too since brands never have enough salt, and even then I'd let a retard make me a pbj because its a fool proof sandwich. What kind of sick cunt adds curry powder and sirracha to a pbj and has the audacity to tell me im making it wrong?

>>7004668
organic milk

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>>7015433
Gotta be healthy with a BMI of 50

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>>7012068

>>7015277
He's a sellout who wouldn't have been caught dead with a knorr stockpot ten years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

>>7004605
This son of a bitch knows exactly what he's doing. Source: I'm a goddamn Mexican living in Mexico

>>7013818
Pinoys cant cook for shit
>that poor man

>>7005434
>not adding dorito consomé to your PB and J

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>>7005434

>>7005434
I will say for this though, I have several jars of jam from that brand and they are godly.

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>>7005434

>the second she put on the siracha

My god is this person human?

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>>7005434
My God...

>>7005947

let me link that to everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

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>>7012068

oh god why

I almost vommed bruh.

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>>7012068
>Consume is clear rich soup traditionally made with beef or chicken but you can make it with just about anything
NO. No you can't.
She didn't even make an egg raft.

>>7018435
>eating with scissors
that got me

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>>7018435
>safety scissors to cut the "steak"

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>>7004668

>all that cheese

Jesus Christ you take one bite and are constipated for a week.

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>>7005434
Wow, that's trying too hard to be original and organic.

>>7018435
>I don't see any seasoning
.. oh god

and I've seen that "meat" mentioned and used before, it's not goddamn steak that's for sure

and then
>smoke alarm

holy fucking shit and it's feeding that garbage to a child.. and it adds fucking steak sauce as well for triple dose of salt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA

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>>7004668
>Whole package of cheese blended in
>Add another package on top of it.
Not enough cheese.
It needs another can to top it off.

>>7018435
Is this an adult? It sounds like a seven year old child.

>>7018435
The quality of that household is exemplified by them all grinding their teeth on the cutlery and chewing with their mouths open like they're fucking oysters.

Jesus wept, close your lips you slack faced sponge people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Tp-y0pJ1s

>>7004570
If those are the worst videos you've ever seen, you are the luckiest mother fucking person on this god damned earth.

>>7009102
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are never "perfectly good" and nothing can ruin them since they already suck donkey ass.

>>7018435
these kind of people deserve to be poor as shit

Jesus...does Chow Hound do anything right?

Looking at their videos...holy crap.

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>>7004697
This shit right here.

>>7018887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpbWhfsBxw

this is a pretty good video on pasta

>>7012401
>>7012746
isn't it satire?

>>7005947
>4 hours later
>the cheese hasn't even melted

>>7018580
oh god

>>7018435
>take prebrined, preseasoned paper thin minute steaks
>season them again
>dunk it in a1 sauce

MMMM it's not bad!!

>>7009019
>chocolate chip cookies
>end result is 90% chocolate
Why?

>>7018539
Oh wow. She's probably one of the fakest persons ever

>>7018580
gross chewing sounds

>>7018539
Why does she sound like she's perpetually on the verge of tears and/or talking through her sinuses? Good lord.

>>7018539
are Americans all insane?

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>>7018539
>smallest "corn" tortillas ever
>velveeta
>using an iron to cook while in your own fucking kitchen
>easy recipe, have your kids do it
>still manages to fuck it up
>don't redo the video, it's fine, post it

>>7018887
oh my god I just saw this one and I didnt cringe, I just raged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjQQ9Fsay8

>>7012770
Sweetcorn on pizza is pretty dope though. You shouldn't have as much on the pizza as they put in that picture, but its a perfectly valid topping for a pizza when mixed with other shit.

>>7020280

what's the problem

>>7020126
>>7020153
>>7020156
>>7020195
It's a satirical video you apes. You're supposed to laugh at her. Do you not know what cringe comedy is.

>>7020680
>Do you not know what cringe comedy is
With Americans, it's often impossible to tell if they are being serious or not

>>7019775
She has a lot of videos, so I don't know

>>7019984
This is what I think of when someone says mystery meat

>>7020334
It's guinness

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>>7005947
>mfw you can hear the crunch when he bites into it

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>>7019915

>>7020680
>satire
but it's not funny?

>>7020689
It's clearly a Sandra Lee parody

>>7020280
Wasn't paying attention all that well and heard "want to get your penis a hand while getting nice creamy head"

>>7014646
Odd she doesn't sound funny, more like a teen bitch that still hasn't learned her place yet.

>>7018433
>pineapple
>lemon jello package
>cream cheese (eww wtf is happening?)
>chopped fucking CELERY?
>BELL PEPPERS???
>PIMENTO????? fucking what the fuck is happening?
>fucking pecans because why not?
>COOL WHIP
>COOL WHIP
>FUCKING COOL WHIP jammed into this unholy concoction of fucking random shit that is on the stove for no reason, what is he doing just heating it?
>ugh that sickening splattering sound as he pours it into the pan
>sprinkle with cheese because sure, fuck it man
>chill as long as you can resist this magnificent... dessert?
>flop a cube of it onto a plate and just eat with a fork?

I've never in my life seen this video in all my jack watching that has ruined my fucking youtube recommends but jesus christ, JESUS. CHRIST.

This is easily the most horrendous and nonsensical jack shit I've seen from him to date, what the holy fuck?

>>7005947
Didn't some fat co/ck/ made one of these? I remember ck's colective disgust as he posted.

>>7004605
>Rick Bayless

He's more Mexican the 90% of Mexicans.

>>7021515
Yes, he said it was revolting.

>>7004605
Damn I could listen to him talk me into suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWHQItzY_g

>>7012068
>Doritos
>Southwestern kick
This bitch

>>7014601
oh my god

>>7020156
Are you trying to ask if all Americans are insane or if Americans that are insane are partially or fully insane?

>>7020334
the outside of the can is touching
do you realize how disgusting that is?

>>7022380
>autism

>>7023498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-_YfJt-E9o

>>7023547
>>7022380
>being this much of a germaphobe
Are you a genuine soccer mom?

>>7004734

That second video holy shit. Like... I want to like this guy but jesus does he need a male influence in his life.

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>>7004668
Shit that was disgusting.

>>7023562
yeah I like diseases too fuck germs they dont scare me

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>>7005947

I uh.. I don't know man..

>>7023616
I've never got ill from a can lid. Your immune system must be fucked if you coddle it this much

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>>7014646
The cringiest part is the commentary

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>>7021526

>cheesecake squares
>cheesecake

I don't know what this actually is, but it isn't cheesecake.

I suppose it is edible, but probably really sweet, I mean did you see how much powdered sugar he put in that wet mixture?

>>7018539
That's a lot more trouble than just tossing the thing in a skillet, what the fuck.

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>>7021526
I couldn't help myself. I have a problem.

>>7021526
God truly has abandoned us

>>7024412
You're a god among men, anon. you've made my /ck/ folder grow in the past month.

>>7004668
Is there a YT video for this?

I need help. I want to make a webm of the Belashi video where there's a fly in his mixture and I need an appropriate panic reaction, preferably in the form of a youtube video so I don't need to fuck around with resolutions. Any suggestions?

>>7024480
https://youtu.be/fl5T5sw0238

>>7018435
That meat looks like the blood clots I get on my periods sometimes. Not that big obviously, but jesus christ.

>>7024490
>Blood clots on period that look like tiny steak
Go see a doctor... you could have miscarried without even knowing you were pregnant.

>>7024523
Anon, seeing as I'm a lesbian, and I've never even touched a dick, I'm pretty sure I never miscarried.

Clots are pretty normal, actually. Most women have them. I'm just saying that the thinness of the steak, along with the stringy bits, and the blobby movement when she put them on the "grill" reminded me of them, and it was disgusting.

>>7024412
>CheesecakeRegret.webm
Hahaha I love you

>>7024596
I love you too, nameless anon.

I love you too.

>>7004979
>rich beef stock will ruin the flavor of steak
Why on earth would you think this... ever?

>>7024412
whole fucking bag of powdered sugar
this video gave me diabetes thanks a lot you shithead.

>>7004605
The only thing I'm not sure why he did was why did he add tap water to the mole pre-blend, and not some of that delicious pepper water we rehydrated the peppers in?

>>7023616
>>7022380

what do you do with cans then, use a fucking straw that you sterilise beforehand?

>>7024935
she's obviously a woman with kids, and is beyond reason

>>7006089
Who is filming him?

>>7021526
The way he cracks eggs, goddamn.

>>7004668
>that green paint
>that counter
>those plates
>that shitty camera angle
Jack's wife "cook" as well? Dear Lord.

>>7025085
hey these are recipes for the AVERAGE JOE. you expect the average salt of the earth JOE to crack eggs on the rim of a poncy little 'bowl' like some kind of fucking liberal FAGGOT?

>>7014414
slimy sticky mouth sounds

>>7014414
Got a really creepy stepford wives vibe out of this vid. Is it compulsory in America that everyone must be smiling at all times?

>>7014414
She looks fucking terrified.

>>7018435
Is it meat?

>>7018539
somebody has a gun on her

>>7018539
oh my god american "cheese" is so weird

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>>7014414

>>7025262
Velveeta can't even remotely be considered cheese.

>>7020280
What's cringe about this?

>>7014414

Jesus Christ, her face though.

She must be a hit at Halloween parties.

>>7023598
Why would you want to like this person?

>>7005434
Any article or food related video that begins with saying "You're doing it wrong" immediately goes in the trash tbh

>>7014414
"Meat thoss"

>>7004605
>talkin' shit about Rick Bayless

>>7004605
>that large pod of lard
but damn this looks delicious

>>7024537
nobody wants to read your blog, shut up

>>7023616
Get a load of this faggot

Polite bump

>>7004605
>This whole post
Good God I hate black people.

>>7013818
Why is her carbonara so fucked up when her Pinoy food looks ok and uses proper ingredients?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRdj3dP8Upg

And what's up with serving in tupper ware? Is that common in third world shitholes? Is stoneware that much more expensive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A

White trash sketti

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>>7012068

>>7018433
Goddamn, the recipe was fine for the first two ingredients. It'd be more edible if he substituted the vegetables with fruits (maybe apples, grapes, berries, depending on your preference), swap the cream cheese with ricotta (or no cheese at all!), and replaced the shredded cheese with chocolate shavings. It could easily be a good, fruity dessert if you tried harder in the recipe.
But that's just my opinion.

>>7018453
Using gelatin or agar agar to clear a liquid is a valid technique. It's not a consomme since no egg/egg rafts were used, but the technique is still valid.

>>7036384

that sounds like shit

>>7018453
>>7036514

it's a consommé. you don't need egg white to clarify. non-traditional, still consommé

>>7034052
>serving in tupper ware
My guess is it makes things easier to put away after a family dinner.

>>7014406
That's just Britain wanting their clay back, ignore that.

>>7004668

Nope, that's just cooking with Jack.

>>7004605

>Oaxacan Mole
>Mexican

LOL

GG puto

>>7021515

Does anyone have the image of the /ck/uck who made Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce?

>>7018455
>>7018457
It's an asian thing, especially in korea/thailand

>>7014414
This is the most bleak cooking video I've ever seen

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>>7014601

>>7006089
How do you wake up in the morning and know you can't hit him every time he speaks?

>>7018435
fucking brussel sprouts

>>7014646
>slurp down some 'betus there fatty.
I lold at that. But yeah she just comes across as a massive bitch. Not nearly as disgusting as those fatties though. It would be interesting to use some sort of happiness radar and see which one is happier. The raging angry cunt face or the gluttonous eating away the pain fatties.

>>7005419
since they were colonised by the spanish.

>>7023547
only people who have no working immune system or AIDS, like you, should be worried about something like this

the immune system exists for a reason and this kind of shit keeps it active and even strengthens it

>>7018539
this can't be real

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>>7038108

Is anyone else triggered by the way Jack puts ingredients together. They way he pours things just bothers me for some reason. The way he eats things triggers me too.

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Guys....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

>>7023628
Lmao is this some shit by Cyriak?

>>7005910
this, most of all

>>7009033
rofl, i was too
i figured something grew over night and no one told her

>>7018539
sweet jesus is this a tim & eric skit

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>>7009022

>hot

HAHAHAHAHA nigger what is wrong with you?

>>7012770

That looks good as fuck desu senpai

>>7014055

>ground coffee

hue

>>7025219

Stepford wives are my fetish tho

>>7040821
this desu senpai

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>>7012068
>>7005947
America, ladies and gentlemen.

>>7020762
>it's clearly a Sandra Lee parody
that's written in a mocking tone because how the fuck do you know that?
get out of here with your assumptions like you were there for the filming.

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>>7040837

>>7041082

spent many years of my life on this awful gook website and thats the first time I've seen that comic, its true desu.

>>7041082
But I'm an Amerikek, you stupid memeposting fuck.