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#wifeymaterial

it's time to post terrible food made by terrible cooks with 100 hash tags
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This honestly isn't that bad. There's Blue Moon and it doesn't look like any of that stuff was pre-cooked junk.
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>>6328503
B-but I would actually eat that.
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>>6328503
Looks fine to me. Chicken is possibly dry and I haven't had butter on rice since I was like 8, but I get it.
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i think this is apples and oatmeal but why is it in a pan
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Why do girls pretend to know how to cook?
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>>6328544
I laugh every time this gets posted. It's a feminist commenting on the average man-child's culinary palette, not an homage to her simpleton cooking.
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>>6328551
kek
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>>6328538
That looks like scrambled eggs and potatoes to me.
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>>6328551
Why the fuck would they use a plate that large to serve something that looks like puke
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>>6328554
>reading this much into it
actual autism
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>>6328551
>small portions of random shit with a garnish = fine dining
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>>6328551
Is this an abstract statement on abortion?
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>>6328551
>If I put this on a big plate, and add little bit of green it'll make it gourmet!
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>>6328578
looks p gud
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this is why I worry about ever having a GF, I dont want someone cooking for me when I know I can cook better than them

I went to my friends house for dinner the other night, good god it was horrible. I ate before hand just in case, and its a good thing I did
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>>6328578
if I got a gf, and then she made me that shit, i'd just tell her to buy stoufers next time.
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>>6328581
Are you kidding? That looks fucking disgusting.
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i really dont understand how people can be so bad at cooking. like it's not hard in any way. you know what tastes good but somehow make food that doesnt taste good. how the fuck do you screw up something as basic as food
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>>6328588
Most casseroles do. When it comes to something like lasagna, sometimes the shittier looking ones taste great.
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>>6328587
>normalfags buying watercress
>putting it into a burrito or some shit
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>>6328593
there's fucking dry sprinkled parmesan cheese on top. i guarantee it tastes fucking awful
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>>6328595
wtf? omlette? it looks like a slaughtered and maimed chicken
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>>6328595
>see this shit
>mfw people tell me my omelet looks bad
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>>6328595
That's the saddest omelet I ever did see, I tell you hwat.
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why are raw cut vegetables considered cooking
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>>6328585
I second this.

>>6328595
Guys I think this bitch is trolling us.
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>>6328602
presentation is at least nice
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>>6328604
How do you fuck up pancakes?
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You guys will never escape singledom if you have these unrealistically high standards. Most of these are fine, just not amazing.
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>>6328551
Poached egg?
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>>6328602
>this is what passes for a salad
at least add some fucking flavor. salads are easy as fuck
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>>6328615
obviously a joke
i like it
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>>6328585
Was that not boxed reheat garbage in the first place?
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>>6328510
Yeah its probably not bad, but its not a "OMG THIS IS SO BOMB WHO EVER MADE THIS IS THE BEST!! :)) <33 #[insertsomethingstupidhere]"
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>>6328604
dat cast iron tho
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>>6328615
would wife
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>>6328544
kek, this cant be real
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>>6328569
>never leaving 4chan for the world wide web >beyond it where this pic was originally posted.

/ck/'s finest

.
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>>6328595
This is why domestic abuse happens
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>>6328604
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>>6328635
>leaving 4chan

why
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>>6328578
Not terrible but needs work
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>>6328604
>cook without one of the ingredients
why are women so retarded when it comes to cooking? i was making dinner with a chick once and she said that since we were low on one of the seasonings we should just use all of it on the food because it would be useless to have just a little bit left in the bottle. how do they not understand that it doesn't work like that
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>>6328585
You don't have to worry about ever getting a girlfriend, you self important fuck
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>>6328584
stew guy, pls go

stop worrying, no one will ever love you
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This pizza looks disgusting
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>>6328678
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>>6328678
how is that enough to feed 2 adults + more than one child?
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>>6328678
Did they make that out of play-doh or something? christ
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>>6328678
looks good. love chewie dough pizza.
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>>6328683
Women and children often don't eat a lot and the crust looks to be made of concrete.
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>>6328687
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>>6328595
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>>6328687
/fit/ gainz
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>I call this one "carbs 3 ways"
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>>6328709
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Take special note of the plastic fork and cup and paper plate.
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>>6328599
at least their's isn't burnt to shit.
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>>6328717
>that bacon
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>>6328717
Doesn't look bad but certainly nothing to brag about on twatter
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>>6328717
I want to have cafeteria eggs again...
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>>6328687
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>>6328709
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>>6328694
I know this is meat but i cant identify which one...
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>>6328709
>>6328717
While finding these two I did see a lot of genuinely great looking food, mostly from middle eastern girls. I can only assume western girls are just shit.
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>>6328594
your post made me laugh :)
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>>6328551
This is even worse due to actually trying.
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>>6328725
>burnt
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>>6328717
What the fuck is with the consistency of those eggs? It looks like heavily buttered popcorn. Is that fucking popcorn?
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>>6328717
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>>6328763
I think it's bagged eggs which are yellow as shit
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This one is good on so many levels
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>>6328587
>mfw watercress grows naturally near me
>mfw it's become the next hipster thing

It's okay guys don't get me wrong but it's not that good
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>>6328634
thats coz it aint
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Why do so many of you here know really retarded women?
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>>6328687
>the michael kors bag on the other seat
Is that why she's got poverty food?
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>>6328782

Filipinos are horrifying
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>>6328812
That pictures makes me angry for some reason.
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>>6328749
are you being sarcastic you fucking cunt?
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This all can't be serious, can it? I should sign up for all these different social sites just to blow these females out of the water. None of these are 'wifey material' and it really irks me.
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>>6328798
Pretty sure they're just searching hashtags like #wifeymaterial on twitter.

>>6328816
n-no
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>>6328503
doesn't look awful, just looks like a standard dinner to me, I wouldn't be dissapointed if this was served, especially since I'm a fan of blue moon, but it's not 'wifey' material.

The chicken looks dry and a big mound of plain white rice is boring, especiallly servd with some mushy watery zuchini. needs a sauce at least, and maybe 4-5 more bottles of BM
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>>6328612
Not true at all. These aren't even meeting the minimum standards. How hard is it to cook? I can't understand how hard it is to cook, but I guess that's because my own mother actually cooked. She didn't show me much, but cooking is really easy. How are they failing this hard? It's not so much that they can't cook, but sith the social sites blowing up and the people the way they are now, they feel they're perfection and no one even hints that they might be failing; just narcissism and praises. So horrifying.
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>>6328821
oh ok

glad i made you laugh, friend
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>>6328635
>tfw I've never left 4chan
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>>6328599
Are you still upset over that?
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>>6328551
that just looks like a poached egg. literally just a poached egg and two leaves on a massive plate

how embarassing
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>>6328782
Bag of fuckin' spaghetti.

>tfw no one bags your spaghetti
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>>6328829
m-me neither
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>>6328657
>why are women
You call that, and the females posted in this thread, women? Just as males who have no manly qualities or skill to them, do nothing but eat, masturbate and play vidya, are called man-children- the same thing goes for females, though there's more depth.
>chicks
>girls
>sluts
Most of the time they know nothing of womanhood. Women are what they should be aspiring to, but they try their hardest not to become what they were made for. A woman is what you want.
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>>6328599
Because it's food gore.
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>>6328599
It would look okay without the vaginal discharge all over it
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>>6328726
Fuck you it's perfect. The eggs on the other hand are way overcooked.
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>>6328744
Beef is my guess.

>>6328839
This is a quality post.
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>>6328735
>>6328763
It's like the carton eggs or something.
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>>6328551
thats a fake leaf
itsajoke
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>>6328503

what's that on top of the rice?
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>>6328717
Wifey made this after waking up on a beer pong table after having made love to the entire sophomore debate team.
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>>6328599
>>6328595

and I thought my omelettes were bad...
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>>6328694
Ah, the poo poo platter. No thank you.
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>>6328599
your omelet is a burnt embarrassment
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>>6328939
regret
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>>6328939
It's butter. My grandma used to make me breakfast rice which was steamed rice with butter and sugar. Not sure I'd want that for dinner even without the sugar.
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>>6328954
>burnt
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>>6328612

at least we can cook proper and decently
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>>6328595
#girlswhohavenevercookedbefore
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>>6328544
It's probably just what the dude likes. She knows how to keep him by making him the simple slop that he loves.
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If your beer calls for a slice of orange, it's not a beer.

Fucking Germans.
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>>6328602
Raw onions and raw spinach. I thought my cooking was simple.
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just a pic, not tagged or commented on
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>>6328618
That egg looks like an Irish girl's knee got wet with specks of dirt on it.
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>>6328973
Two plates. This means she made one for her, one for her dude. What a fat fucking bitch, eating two sandwiches.
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>>6328615
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>>6328957
"Burnt" is an adjective in my neck of the woods. So, you're a pathetic cook and a misinformed pedant.
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>>6328929
Thank you. I wasn't expecting that. Much appreciated.
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>>6328599
congratulations, your bad looking omelet was not quite as bad as the worst omelet ever made.
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>>6328551
troll detected. she f'd up her egg and made a joke out of it by putting a small garnish on top.
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>>6328922
Bacon is waaaaaay overcooked. Disgusting
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>>6328983
it's not burnt
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>>6328578
Giant wife beater wearing fat dudes with sweat stains and various stains who would probably play murderers in horror films if they ever left their trailers love this kind of shit.
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>>6328678
Didn't have enough cheese eh?
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>>6328763
Yeah it's that fake egg stuff. It tastes like nothing in yellow columnibus cloud form.
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>>6328659
did she toast those in an ashtray?
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>>6328782
How do you think Pacquio got so strong? He ate a bag of spaghetti a day.
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>>6328817
A lot of them are being tongue in cheek because they know their shit is shit.
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>>6328717
My ex preferred plastic because the sound of metal scraping and clinking really irritated her. No biggie to me.
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>>6328973
This one is called here honey have a nice time at work wanting to kill yourself.
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>>6328975

wut
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>>6329027
Yeah the sound of nature killing styrofoam squeaking is much better. Not to mention when your knife and fork tear right through it.
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>>6329031
It is a wet soppy white egg of running cold egg white, whiter than than white.
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>>6329027
Probably because her mother wouldn't do the dishes and instead the flatware would get thrown around during arguments between her parents.
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>>6329053
Deep analysis. Could be.
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>>6328767
i thought it was a dumbass kid wanting a grill

then it was spray paint

this photo fucked me up
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>>6328973
>shitty electric coil stovetops

not even once
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>tfw new gf actually is wifey material

everything she's cooked for me has been pretty awesome. always fresh and something different. think i might impregnate this one
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>>6328599
You forgot your hashtag.
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>>6329114
#husbandmaterial
#ikeepmywomanhappy
#goodeats
#wala
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>>6329120
#itsnotburntimeanttodoitlikethat
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>>6329123
>implying its actually burnt
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>Looks bad Todd
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>>6329185
>kek
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>>6329185
hey atleast he spent the extra 3c and got coated paper plates not just ordinary white paper!
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>>6329185
I don't even know what this is supposed to be
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>>6329185
Is that cookie dough and a mushroom cap?
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>>6329198
I thought it was bread and a potato.
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>>6328595
I have cerebral palsy and even my first omelette looked better than that
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>>6329280
>bad bitches cook
>bitches cook bad
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>>6328503
>have really good girlfriend, offers to cook while i drink beers
>end up fucking her in the kitchen with a shotgun
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>>6329364
her shirley temple looks like she shook red cordial and put a cherry in it
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>>6329369
I just like that she called it a homemade shirley temple. Lady, it's grenadine and sprite. A+ good job you should have a cooking show
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>>6328973
The meat is fucking grey
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>>6328977
>eating two sandwiches not amounting to 800 calories both
>fat

do you just eat sandwiches in between meals? or do you think people eat sandwiches, oh, say, as A FUCKING MEAL?
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>>6329364
>Shirley temple is flat
>Has literally 10% necessary ice
>let Cherry sink to bottom
Poor photography and presentation
I guess the eggs look all right
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>>6328587
The flat bread looks like it's taste nice. Looks like they also have chicken or turkey in there. I don't see this tasting bad.
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>>6328791
>mainstream things arent that good :')
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>>6328587
recipe?????
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>>6329185
It looks like taro and a potatoe?
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>>6329364
>Child drinking Kool-Aid with her children's meal
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>>6328584
>this is why I worry about EVER having a GF
>>6328585
>if I got a gf

Ahahahahahahah..... Jesus, that's pretty sad. Why are you two such losers?
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>>6329364
>that cherry at the bottom
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>>6328687
That table, cutlery, plates, and glasses are all from IKEA. Not sure about the salt and pepper shakers.
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>>6328973
That meat looks like it's been in the fridge too long.
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>>6328791

I don't get how watercress is a trend, have you Americans only just realised it exists or something?
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>>6328615
I know it's a joke but that pissed me off
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>>6328595

>hmm yes I think I will take a picture of this and show the internet
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>>6329185

>Women all post their dreadful cooking with half a dozen hashtags and get a bunch of likes from other women
>Man posts his shitty food with minimal commentary, and his bro tells it like it is

This is why men are the superior sex.
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>>6329002

Bro its fucking burnt

Just because its not blackened and flaking off pure carbon doesnt mean you didnt overcook that fucking thing.
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>>6329433
Every time I hear something is a trend it seems to come from thr US.

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with half of this shit anymore.
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>>6328510
serously. rice with butter, wings ried squash, blue moon beer an orange. ok with me.;.
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>>6328503
You from hawaii?
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>>6328782
Something, something, don't spill it.
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>>6328612
Most girls can actually cook tho

These are just the bad examples

Now gtfo cuck
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>>6328595
>Learning to use Facebook before basic cooking

The struggle is real
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>>6329433

I used to grow watercress in school as a kid, we made little stocking heads and the cress grew like hair, our teacher was into us trying food we'd never seen before, we had quite a few fancy food days.
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>>6328850
Vaginal discharge is generally white or clearish like cum
It's not the same thing as period blood
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>>6329495
>doesn't know the definition of discharge
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>>6328587
i can feel my appendix enlarge just by looking at this pic
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>>6329440
That's why homosex is superior sex.
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>>6328659
Mmmm nothing like a good lethal dose of free radicals in the morning.
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>>6329096
nice blog update
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>>6329364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVihOxP2QeY
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>>6329520

why...
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>>6329364
>scrambled eggs inside toast
Yea, because you fucked up and broke the god damn yolk and ruined the whole toad in the hole, ya fucking shitbird
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>>6329538
thai green curry?

pesto?
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>>6329538
>gets to come home to

bitch why couldn't you wait til he got home so his slop is at least still warm
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>>6328599
mfw erry 1talki8n shit but that look good af
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>>6328975
That's actually pretty accurate.
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>>6328602
At least she knows that there is more to salad than "iceberg + cucumber + tomato"

that's already a big plus in my book
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>>6328618
looks good son. is that feta?
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>>6329535
Wat ta fak is that? A turd?
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>>6329532
I was trying to figure out why that looked so fucking awful and then I realised he must have put the god damn rice in there.

He also seems to have made this for a Japanese girl, who I can only assume is laughing her head off at his pitiful attempt to impress her.
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>>6329532
what the fuck man
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>>6329520
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Why are today's women so goddamn useless?

This was supposed to be the one thing they should be able to do right, damn it.
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>>6328678
That dosn't look too bad. Although if i had made it i would have gone out back and whipped my back for 30 mins then go back in and put another batch of pizza dough to raise for 12 hours
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>>6328839
Excellent post.
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>>6328782
>sous vide
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>>6329608
kek
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>>6328659
Oh shit I did that before. I put garlic toast in the oven, got distracted, came back and while the top looked good the bottoms were totally black.
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>>6329620
How did it taste tho?
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>>6328659
Okay, that seems like an obvious joke.
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>>6329570
>struggle plate
>dat welfare lobster and baked beans
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>>6328602
I guess it's cooking if one's got them crazy eyes.
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>>6328605
Def. troll.
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So many of these with the
>don't say I never do anything for you!

I mean, at least they're trying, but even the ones that look edible are incredibly basic. Not more than half an hour in the kitchen. That shit should be standard, not a "hey, check this shit out" kinda meal
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>>6329623
I cut off the bottom burnt layer and it was fine.
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>>6328599
but your omelet does look bad
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>>6329538
That picture looks so confusingly disgusting. Its like vomit on a chicken cutlet.
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>>6329581
Tastiest looking thing in this thread.
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>>6329421
>That table, cutlery, plates, and glasses are all from IKEA

So are the fucking meatballs
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>>6329280
Literally no phrase has every made me angrier than "pan-seared hotdogs"
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>>6328745
moslem detected
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ITT: People who are forever alone trying to feel good about themselves
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I worked at a PF Changs, for 3 years as a line cook during college years, before I got into IT.

I'm a really, really fucking good cook.

But for some reason, it's not like this is a selling point to girls I've met.Even though they cant cook....until I actually cook something for them. It's like they thought I was joking, or that they thought their meager "I know how to make a sandwich' skills were good.

Seriously, I've been dating for the last 2 years, around 4 girls? NONE of them can cook.

What the fuck happened?
My grandma's all like "You need to get a girl who can cook", and I'm like "They dont fucking exist."
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>>6329683
You know, in a pinch, well sliced hot dogs, tomato sauce, onions, garlic, salt, pepper, and some oil?Maybe a little sugar?Put em' in a skillet, toss em' around.

Pretty decent alongside mac and cheese.

You've got to be pretty lazy to just fucking throw hotdogs on a pan.
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>>6329694
>they don't fucking exist
do you french kiss your mother with that mouth? fuck man.
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>>6329694
Men have historically been the better cook, m8.
Don't let that 50's housewife betty crocker shit fool you.
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>>6329694
Yea dude, I lived in a 10 bedroom sharehouse in an inner-city suburb for 2 years. Needless to say I lived with over 30 different girls from across the globe.
Only one girl could cook, and she was an absolute whale. The rest of the girls lived off microwave shit, every single one.
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>>6328538
those are burnt eggs and undercooked potatoes
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>mfw I thought I was in the /ck/ challenge thread
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>>6329520
>master I shat on the pan
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How do you cook to suit everyone's tastes? Is this just learned?
I admit I get nervous when I am cooking for someone I know for the first time..

I'm worried it'll be too spicy, or too plain, or just the flavours not balancing.

The only person I know how to cook for are my siblings and my closest friend. They like a lot I make (and thankfully are honest when something isn't quite right, which I have to thank for my improvement). I just don't wanna blindly be like whatever comes out of the #wifeymaterial tag. I actually want to learn.
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>>6329725

I just ask them if they're picky about certain things.

My partner says that I'm an enabler for picky eaters but I like having people enjoy my food so much that I'll usually cater to their tastes. I compensate by making fun of them for having the taste preferences of 5 year olds.

If you're worried about the shit your making being like the #wifeymaterial garbage, it probably is. Go look at the comments on this shit, most people say shit like "omg looks so good" because they also have shit taste.
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>>6329743
Her sperglord that sandwich looks great, the fries not so much

Turn down the tism my man
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>>6329729

I don't think that's ketchup, it looks more like a lump of coagulated blood freshly removed from a stroke patient.
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>>6329751

an untoasted bread roll with some iceberg lettuce, overcooked meat and bell peppers and onions that look like they were cooked for an hour.

yeah

looks great

also not being shit at cooking isn't autism
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>>6328687

whenever my cat comes back from her morning outside dump she has those exact same little brown balls clinging to her ass fur.
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>>6329762
Youve obviously never had a decent steak sandwich. You NEVER EVER toast that shit. YOu want soft on the inside, crusty on the outside

Go back to PF Changs where you are a "great chef" who just microwaves everything
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>>6329765
Dingleberries
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>>6329770

if you think that looks like it's a roll that's crunchy on the outside (which is why you could, you know, toast it) then you apparently haven't even approached pf changs staffs level of cooking
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>>6329729
Pretty sure this is ironic, no one is that deluded.
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>>6329776
Whatever mate go back to your /joey/ thread, which the rest of the adults talk about actual food.

I heard he is going to eat fast food slop this week, OH WAIT THATS EVERY WEEK LOL SO FUNNY FATTY LOL
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>>6329743
>partner
how's being gay treating you? do you have the AIDS yet?
Either way, your partner is right, you're an enabler. Why would you make your food worse so a fucking manchild who should be put down anyways can enjoy it?
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>>6328538

How in the hell did you even figure that that's oatmeal.....?
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>>6329787
>picky eaters deserve to die
Go back to /r/atheism dude, they are the only ones remotely edgy enough to understand you
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>>6329532
>throw rice, raw chicken breast and water into a slow cooker
>add a seasoning pack
>hope for the best
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>>6329028

Bravo sir I laughed like a drunk hyena in the middle of work thanks to you
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>>6329096
This is how it is at the beginning
Look forward to your microwave dinners
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>>6329797
>picky eaters don't deserve to die
picky eater detected
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>>6329787

it's probably a girl who doesn't want to trigger the /r9k/ faggots
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>>6329812
*tips well seasoned rutabaga*
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>>6329535
>>6329538

what the fuck breh
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>>6328551
Not only poached, but over cooked
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>>6328595
>followyourdreams
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>>6329817
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>>6328782
Flip spaghetti is awful.
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>>6329570
>struggle plate
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>>6329743
Well some foods dont photograph well. And the rest of this wifeymaterial is half premixes..
More like food combinations. I totally undesirable carbs paired with carbs paired with carbs. I dunno man. I just make soup and cakes.
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>>6329729
Where in the fresh hell are peoole still finding potato smiles????????????
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>>6329520

It's like a fucking Chestburster.
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>>6329440
>women
>women
>women
Why do you guys keeps saying this? These are far from women.
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>>6328595

What the fuck is this?

Did a doctor pull some cancer out of somebody then threw it on a pan as a joke?
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>>6328503
Nobody ruin my fantasy that this is two cute asian girls who live together
At first they joke around that they are like husband and wife
One night trying on lingerie and drinking too much red wine they discover they are much more than friends
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>>6329506
He's right. Vaginal discharge=/=menstruation
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>>6329881
You aren't even in your own fantasy?
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>>6328578
The worst part of this is the aluminum foil baking pan meant to be thrown out after you use it.
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>>6329887
What the fuck?
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>>6329520
>>6329532
>>6329535
>>6329538
and the award for most disgusting food in the thread goes to these, what a disaster.

>>6329694
It feels like very little people these days know how to cook at all. I'm not a good cook but I can least cook average food for myself without completely failing. It's easy once you get down the basics of everything. But people act like I'm a 5 star chef just because I know how to, it's pretty fucked up. I can't even imagine not being able to cook at any age above being a child.
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>>6328503
>>6328618
>>6328717
>>6329131
>>6329364
>>6329712
>>6329743


Meh, if someone handed this to me on a lazy day and I never had to lift a finger other than to eat it I would be A-okay.
I cook every day and am lonely as fuck. The idea of a girl working hard to cook something she thinks will be amazing only for it to be a huge disaster is some adorable shit.
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>>6329910
why would you group those dope ass salads in with that slew of mediocre shit
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>>6329910
There's nothing adorable about that.


If a girl handed me that disaster I would left hook her.
>>
There is this one woman I met who cooks properly, can sew, dresses like a woman and doesn't leave her or her home in a pigsty but she is the most vapid, air headed bitch I know too.
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>>6329287
Charisse pls

>>6329096
My exfiancee was like that. I miss her.

>>6329388
Agreed.

>>6329674
mega lolz

>>6329511
What.

>>6329535
Has anyone been able to identify this?

>>6329570
Where's the friend chicken and watermelon?

>>6329581
Probably delicious despite the poopy appearance.

>>6329625
This could easily become a Hawaii Schnitzel.

>>6329694
>working at a shite chain restaurant does not a chef make

>>6329702
http://www.chefsworld.net/blog/index.php/female-michelin-chefs-making-less-1-michelin-starred-chefs/

>>6329710
Hah

>>6329712
Shake and Bake with canned garbage.

>>6329779
>has never met a modern woman

>>6329825
Mah nigga.

>>6329910
It's only adorable the first time. Bitch better shape the fuck up and get shit done proper.
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>>6330009
Why. Just, why.
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>>6330009
No bro should ever want their gf/wife/sis working as a chef in any high energy kitchen. If they weren't already fucked up on drugs, alcoholism and violence and sex offences then they'd be okay in there
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>>6330009
Nobody gives a shit about your opinions m8
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>This entire thread.
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>>6329488
That was just cress/garden cress mate, not watercress
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>>6328618
>didnt dress the greens
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>>6329825
Is that a plate of shitty nachos? I'd eat that before half of the other shit posted in this thread.
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>>6328839
Careerwomen are still women. Stay at home dads are still men.
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>>6328604
To be fair, this one is making fun of herself. She knows she fucked this up.
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>>6330261
Only one of those is true
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>>6329612
Because they're busy having careerd and trying to avoid man child neckbeards like you
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>>6328745
Middle Eastern women need to know how to cook or else they'll get beheaded.

They're literally cooking for their lives.
>>
#wifeymaterial
#girlswhocook

Since most posts have these hashtags I suspect most of these are ironic posts and you autists are missing the joke.
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>>6330520
citation needed
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>>6329694
I really must have lucked out, because my girlfriend is a fantastic cook. We make each other dinner every time we're at each others' places. She bought Julia Child's How To Cook recently, so we're going to start working our way through that.
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>>6328659
I hope you autists realize some of these are blatant jokes.
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>>6330549
>How To Cook

The Way to Cook, rather.
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>>6328683
Pizza night at my house was always fucking shit because of course 1 pizza can feed a family of four.
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>>6328503

The blue moon with the slice of orange is spot on.

The rest looks ok, I'd eat it and thank my wife for it
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>>6330530
JOKE
[johk]

noun
1.
something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act:
He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2.
something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce:
Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3.
a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter:
The loss was no joke.
4.
something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy:
The test was a joke for the whole class.
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>>6329185

>Looks bad Todd
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>>6329617
now thats a chuckle
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>>6328963
I can cook decent meals but like you said, sometimes my boyfriend might just want a hot pocket and cheetos for dinner.

But putting it on instagram is a new level of stupid. No one wants to see the crap i make sometimes just to fill him up..
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>>6328782
This is hilarious
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>>6330830
>a hot pocket
What line of work is he in?
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>>6328544
She deserves to smell the horrible farts this will create
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>>6328659
Just needs a little butter knife scraping.
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>>6330529
>>6330570

The problem is that we're deep in Poe's Law territory.

Like, I have a reputation for being a good cook in my friend group. You know the kind of thing that impresses people? Buffalo Pierogi. Which is store-bought frozen pierogi, tossed in hot sauce and oil, and baked for 20 minutes.

That's the kind of thing some people find impressive. I can go make a dark chocolate mousse, or a tetrazzini, or even cannoli. but they're impressed I can coat things in hot sauce.

So some of these are quite possibly jokes. But which ones? Because I've seen stupid people be prouder of worse.

My money is on at least
>>6329729
>>6329535
>>6328604
being jokes.

Because the first one has crying with laughter emojis, and the second, as far as I can tell, is grape jelly on cheese toast, and the third openly points out that they fucked up.

I'd take the bet on >>6329625, and >>6328659
but with the expectation I might lose money.

The rest feel mildly believable.
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>>6331010
is that amala with chicken i okra sauce? or is that palava?looks tasty to me
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>>6329789
I assumed they were apples and I went from there. I was hilariously wrong.
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>>6331010
Why does that look like a black guys shaved head?
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>>6329612
>women
There's that word again.
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>>6328739
>>6328741
takes one to know one
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>>6329612
A bunch of feminists got butthurt enough over home ec classes to get them removed from schools. Which is pretty sad; as you can see ITT there are many women who ENJOY cooking for their SO but don't know their ass from their elbow in the kitchen. Because apparently teaching basic household skills to women who will statistically probably end up having a family of their own sooner or later is sexist.
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