sup /ck/ I'm trying to compile a list of common trollbait

'gonna cook this steak tonight boys' (picture of good looking steak, pics of it cooking, final reveal shot after much anticipation of a well done piece of meat)

discussion of meme foods

'do americans really'

british food threads

>>6295513
Meme food too.

Don't forget attention whores who will post something marginally food related so they can blog about being.made a girl or having a girlfriend too.

>>6295505
All you need is a picture of a bowl of chilli.

>>6295505
That fucking autistic 'reviewbrah' or who the fuck ever he is. That little shit in the suits who drinks powerade from a glass.

>>6295505

Umami is the best trollbait on /ck/

>>6295505
Only pork can be BBQ.

If you add salt to water it will boil faster.

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never bothered to save it, can someone post it?

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I'm gluten-free for two weeks now

also i don't know if it really counts cause it seems like a genuine thread but the 'food pics from japan' threads never fail to make a few people mad as fuck

>tipping
>vegans
>"chemicals" or GMO's
>certain attributes of fine dining food/presentation

>he drinks coffee for the taste

Fast food rustles the autists

>>6295516
If you think mentioning your girlfriend is attention whoring, that says a lot about you.

>>6295754
I'm a girl, btw

trolling /ck/ is as easy as posting any image of any pizza

>>6295789
lol italy

>>6295571
I'm mad

Garlic press or knife argument
>>6293787

easiest /ck/ troll: ramen

>>6295505
Do you mind if I post bait threads of other boards?

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>>6296192
Not at all.

>>6295505
Anything with a fedora pic

Is x a meme food/drink

tendies

>>6295505

veganism
gluten
"are you fat" threads
fast food
guy fieri
sriracha
youtube "chefs"/critics
american anything

>>6295505
>there are people on /ck/ RIGHT NOW who LITERALLY........
Those threads.

Im surprised no one mentioned the chili autism

>>6295754
That I'm not a faggot who needs to blog about my social life on anonymous image boards when people are trying to discuss food?

Flyover states
Meme food
Quinky sauce

>>6295505
put beans in chili
declare one of authentic italian, chicago or new york pizza superior to the others
say that only pork is true barbecue
be a vegan
specifically use pink himalayan salt
eat tendies or nuggers

>>6296541
>how best to troll /ck/
>be a vegan
Lol

>mention "activated almonds"
>hot sauce thread

>>6296566
>mention "activated almonds"
or emu meatballs

>>6295505
>I don't regularly browse /ck/ and I'm not very familiar with the board culture

that fish stinks rotten to the core

>>6296467

Literally the 3rd post >>6295517

What is the best __________ and why is it ______________

Does anybody have the pic that goes with:

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>6296881
chili, Cincinnati-style.

>>6295571
Put this first in a thread of 'protips'

>>6295505

meme food threads
well done threads
sushi is overrated threads

Anything kombucha

Methanol concern in brewing threads.

"I'm a rich white guy and I ate this for lunch"

Tripfagging in cooking threads

Chili.

Im new to this board and a poor college student ^_^ how do i make ramen exciting???

If ur poor just eat beens n rice dude

>>6295505
Subs and rice is a recent one. Tendies but that might not count since it's a /r9k/ raid. Chick fila threads never fail to bring out /pol/.

Posting anything about Guy Fieri or Gordon Ramsay.

fork-knife

irish stew guy

lunch thief

>>6295505
>chip sandwiches
>some abomination of fast food that isn't actually American being used as an example of clapistani cuisine
>veganism

>>6295505
wait a sec
What if this is just b8 to get replies.
OP, I like your style.

>>6295505
Any mention of flyover states.

>>6298029
i've literally never seen a golden opulence thread.

ramen question usually gets serious responses, there's a couple of standard images that get posted.

what the fuck is angie

>>6296541
Don't forget the Mexican streetfood and Japanese sushi.

putting ice in the deep fryer to know when it's ready

>>6295505
"why haven't you gone vegan threads"
There is one up right now lol

>>6296447
what about the short lived but amazing
>I've got 800 lbs of boiled chicken rectums, what do?
>I've got 500 boxes of cake boss cake mix, what do?
>My roommates bought so much ground beef, that we can't fit anymore in the fridge or the freezer, what do?

>>6298173
Lol I remember the last one ended with the roommate getting arrested

>>6298083

check ED and then admit you're new.

>>6295754
"hello, I'm trying to cook steak with my girlfriend, and my girlfriend is helping out (cuz shes my GF lol)

Anyways what spices go on steak? my girlfriend wants to know haha"

>>6298029
>Angie

I'll take her over Joey threads every day.

>why do americans...
>do americans actually...
>americans
>is it true that americans...

'What can I eat to make my farts smell worse'

'I mysteryously ended up with 50 pounds of obscure ingredient, how do I cook with it?'

'Chili: a discourse on legumes and Texas history'

'Pizza Wars part 297'

'BAR B Q KING'

'Famous burrito chains'

'Chik fil a is mentioned, all of /pol/ shows up to not discuss food at all.'

'Post OC: guaranteed 20 negative comments and two meme image responses until the thread dies'

If a restaurant has a single white person within 20 blocks, has ever been mentioned on the internet, has any basic standards of hygiene, or is patronized by customers other than the extended family of the owners, it's inauthentic whitewashed soccer mom garbage.

>>6299161
iow:
>muh authenticity

>mfw I still don't know what a "flyover" is

I guess I shouldn't feel too bad, we are all anonymous after all. So what is it?

>>6299166
The authenticity thing is a completely distinct troll:
>american pizza is garbage because it's different from italian pizza
>hainanese chicken isn't even from hainan u pleb
>don't call it shiraz u pleb it's actually a french varietal and it must be called syrah
etc

my original post >>6299161 is the "hole in the wall fallacy"

>>6295533
Hey Joey.


Oh yeah, add "Joey" to your list OP.

>>6299170
coastfags flyover the rest of the country when they travel to the other coast on dick sucking and ball gargling excursions

>>6299170
it's a place where people get angry at foods that aren't untoasted wonder bread with the crusts sliced off and cheap bologna slathered with miracle whip

Any thread that starts with and only uses greentext

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Guaranteed replies

>>6295597
Tipping is practically on every non-weeb board. I don't think I've ever seen a topic get people so riled up before on like almost every different board.

>>6295505
It might be more easier to list the non-trollbait threads.