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>>8947340
Tapatio

>>8947340
Cholula.

Never gets tiring.

>>8947358
"I can't handle chilli but I like to pretend I do"

wasnt this from march?

besides its gun be like the CUB boycott thing where they stop drinking it for like 2 weeks until they forget

>Hipster faggots
It's fucking trash, and I'll drink anything except IPA or Eurotrash like stella or carlsberg

>>8947321
The beer was homophobic

The oil that comes out of pepperoni is amazing. It's infused with all sorts of spices. Don't wipe that stuff away it's great.

If you make a frozen pizza you should blot it with a paper towel though, because that stuff is not fat or oil, it's water. And if you leave it there the pizza will get soggy as it cools.

>He doesn't make Hamburger Helper without meat

>>8946932
Grease doesn't add anything. I know it's kind of a meme to make fun of "nu males" making their fatty takeout less fattening, but it's as stupid as the previous one of making fun of fatties for ordering a diet coke with their super size.

Throwing good after bad isn't a justification, and blotting pizza usually makes it better in my opinion unless it's actually good pizza.

Pho is a fish broth with brisket, udon, spring onions and cilantro. Its nice and savory. You can season it with chili sauce too. It's very tasty and rich.

>>8946081
How does it compare to ramen besides its distinct ingredients?

>>8946081
>savory

The word you were looking for was umami

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>>8945838
In the last three days I've made meatloaf, mashed parsnip potatoes, asparagus,tzatziki, some frozen vegetables, 2 hotdogs and a ramen noodle.

>>8945838
weed has a savory, pesto-like taste, so whenever it's cooked into sweets I have to question the cook. Man that shit is nasty. Instead, melt summat butter into a pasta sauce and make a meal out of it.
These days I cook pot/olive oil in a crock pot and freeze the oil in pill capsules (they must be frozen or they'll melt).
If you insist on putting weed in sweets, at least make em as strong as possible so I don't have to eat an entire nasty brownie to get stoned.

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>>8945838
DONT !!!!

Wings and I wouldn't miss them at all

Wings.

>>8945374
>>8945377
>pic is wings and drums
what if you couldn't use those parts of the chicken in anything? Not just buffalo wings

Pass nigger food.

>>8945231
All of that looks like hot garbage.

>>8945231
I've never had ethiopian food. but i guess neither have Ethiopians

>>8941893
Creaminess of the avocado really works with the crunchiness of the toast, and the egg as well.

>>8941893
It tastes exactly like how you think it would - mediocre

>>8941895
I'd rather eat Beans on toast.

Professional baker here, 5 years of just bread baking, can take questions.

If it's smelling strongly of alcohol my first guess would be over proofing. What's your formula look like, and are you using commercial yeast or a wild starter?

If your proof for too long several shit things happen, one of which is that your gluten starts to degrade, which fucks the crumb to hell.

>>8940997
I want to learn how to bake bread. I'm also a programmer and I need to understand how something works so I guess my question is where do I go to understand bread and how baking works conceptually and all the parts that make it up?

>>8940997
Commercial yeast, by proofing do you mean the time it's rising?

Also when recipes say to punch down dough, how much am I supposed to press it?

I tried making coffee at work twice in one night and had it spill all over the place both times (the pot wasn't close enough to the brewing hole)

>>8940790
I'm autistic and I bake pizzas all the time.
Honestly dude, you're just a retard.

>>8940790
What the fuck is wrong with you

artic rush dairy queen, snow cone, icee pop,

>>8939789
IC E PEEP

>>8939789
Couche-tard sloche

Nothing yet
Though I've only been up for three hours

[spoiler]I'd eat your BP knowing behind that anime girl you posted is a sissyboi who wants to be that anime girl[/spoiler]

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just some fried rice so far

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mother's day is coming

>>8920564
Just put in my notice. Time for my CS education to start paying me back.

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Lead line reporting in.

>>8920573
Hell's bells toll this Sunday, amazing how many people come out and how much of a big deal Mother's Day is, whereas Father's Day may as well be an afterthought, but god forbid you don't take your mom out for dinner. Making something nice from scratch would be a much nicer gesture anyway.

>>8950036
Wait is my dad dead?

>So mum how'd dad die?

>E' was a 30-stone fat fuck who ate at Maccy D's all the time n'is heart gave out, son

Damn... I miss my dad. When I was a kid I'd be eating a happy meal and my dad would have a Big Mac and I would think some day I'd be big enough to finish a Big Mac by myself. Every time I was acting like a little shit he'd buy me McDonald's and everything would seem right with the world. I tear up every time parents ask their kids "do you want some McDonald's?" Thanks dad for conditioning me so that I associate good times with McDonald's.

>get free pizza pizza
>"Free" pizza still costs $1
>$2.50 delivery charge

>>8949577
Sweet thread bro. Want a bong hit?

>pay for domino's 20 minute guarantee
>always comes in 15 minutes
>driver always forgets to his timer off
>every second pizza I order is free