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>>8977347
if she's the main cook she will fatten you up so you can't find someone else

>>8977347
you should kill yourself,
she won't be upset,
b/c she isn't real

>>8977347
guilt and shame are your primary and secondary weapons

you need to lead by example
(it's only natural)
cook meals for the both of you
until she takes the hint and starts cooking for you out of guilt
or start cooking together
(honey I want to try this recipe, mind helping me out with the potatoes)
talk up the benefits of cooking for yourself
(it's so much cheaper, it's so much better tasting, it's so much better for you!)
until she takes a fucking hint

>>8976329
what are you even doing you fucking retard? is this real?

Have these posts become increasingly common on /ck/ in the last month or am I just out of the loop?

>>8976329
why does it look like you're eating on a laundry room trash corner floor OP

also
>it uses a lot of ingredients (i only have so much bread)

What the fuck are you trying to do OP why would you need a lot of bread
or are you saying you have nothing but a lot of bread

this post is confusing and seems almost baity

Light brown + yellowish brown + turd brown + nigger brown.
Looks kinda brown doesnt it? I dont find brown to be very appetizing.

>>8981688
cuban food is shamefully underrated
>pro tip: if you go to cuba, eat actual cuban food. don't eat the cuban version of whatever it is you normally eat and then complain that cuban food sucks

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>>8981688

I'm sorry, but if you can't appreciate this then you deserve the gas chamber.

Chile here, that's what our pancakes are like. Delicious with dulce de leche or blackberry jam.

Is it halal, dutchfag?

Obsessed

First thing you want to do is take some sand paper to it for an hour.

Wash it down good with soap and then scrub the hell out of it with water.

Then you want to coat the entire damn thing in oil, inside and out, and leave it in a 350F oven for an hour then let cool. Repeat this process 2-3 times.

>>8981429
Don't listen to this faggot.
Just look up proper cast-iron cleaning methods

>>8981429
>>8981440
The sand paper thing does sort of scare me, but I see other people doing it online when I looked it up

Because you're here faget

Don't know. I've seen porn pics last for hours here, yet I was banned for a day for a racist comment about black people cooking in restaurants. It's not consistent at all.

Posting shit like this doesn't help your cause you dicklicker

>>8980504
*Soda

>>8980511
pop

>>8980511
*Fizzy-beetus-water

>>8980394
Because you're a fucking unpaid intern shill for an expanding restaurant. Should have studied something that matters

>>8980407
>unpaid internship

Those are a myth and do not exist.

>>8980411
Social media managers, stage hands, and pretty much anything that falls out of straight up STEM will have students "volunteering" or interning for zero money to get "experience". It should be illegal to have a student do anything that is seen outside of the company if they aren't being paid.

>>8980282
99% of the time it is not worth eating.

>>8980282

Instead of eating bread without cheese and sauce on it I could eat more bread with cheese and sauce on it

Because it's dry as shit and tasteless on all but the best pizza

>>8980254
I doubt it. Too many mishaps if they're the only one's filming.

I like "real ale craft beer."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw8TLcbyS-I

The ShoeNice is my favourite.

>>8979957
you were born

>>8979960
I didn't come here to get bullied

>>8979978
oh well, faggot.

>>8979788
>tinfoil

anywho, why cant you just go get some (aluminum) foil? Are you in the middle of nowhere?

>>8979788

Have any kitchen parchment paper? Try that.

>>8979800
shit i think i need a rack too for the oven method. damn this cheap piece of meat is gonna be the end of me financially!

>>8979504
Eat a bullet instead and don't forget to take your faggot buddies out too :^)

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Red sauce 100%. I live in a city obsessed with white sauce, and they'll never convert me. That acidic kick goes wonderfully with cheese and bread, keeping every bite balanced and interesting. White sauce is delicious too, but damn is it exhausting to eat more than one slice.

Best of luck with whatever sauce and intercourse futures are in store for you, pizza-bro!

>>8979504
Holy shit! Do retards actually put a cream sauce on pizza? How fat would you have to be to think of that?

>frying a cutlet was invented here
Pablo stop

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>>8979329
Eat a dick bitch. Eat a mother fucking dick.

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>>8979329

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>>8979329
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