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>>9054283
Calories is generally accepted as short for kilocalories in America.

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_900 calories_

How much did you expect it to be?
How many kcal/100 g?

>dat 80s design
Damn, dude. Where'd you get that cup?

>>9054095
Zero is better. Neither are particularly great, but really hit the spot once in a blue moon.

>>9054095
it's not

>>9054051
Can I have you guys' contact information? I've got some oceanfront property in Idaho that I'd like to sell you.

I figure if you're dumb enough to pay $3 for $0.03 worth of caffeine, and give it a silly name, then you'd be dumb enough to buy my property too.

>>9054055
How many cases of monster are you willing to throw in?

>>9054055
Promptly neck yourself you fucking faggot

>>9053873
I put it in Indo Mie

>>9053873
mix half greek yogurt half mayo with a squeeze of lemon juice and some chopped dill. It's a pretty decent dip

>>9053873
Eat w poached eggs and some crusty bread, smoked cheese, and ham

>>9053696
Correcting my ignorance: Chicago is the state that's known for Deep-dish Pizza. My bad.

>>9053713
CORRECTING MY IGNORANCE ONCE AGAIN:
CHICAGO IS A CITY, NOT A STATE AND I AM A FUCKING IDIOT.

>>9053696
The kind of people that like deep dish will not be capable of cooking anything and the type of people who cook would never make deep dish, so you're out of luck.

>>9053673
no

>>9053673
A scale is pointless for spice blends because the potency of spices varies so much.

A recipe might tell you to add a certain amount of spice but it would be pointless to blindly follow it. Taste the spice and adjust accordingly. If your spices are very fresh and potent you probably need less than the recipe states. If your spices are flavorless old shit from McCormick or they've been sitting in your kitchen for years then you would probably need to add more.

Not to mention there's your own personal preference to account for.

>>9053687
I know. I just thought maybe some members would like to share their marinade spice mixes or something. I want to try new things and at least some people here seem to have good taste

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Almost, anon

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>>9053457
Can never find one that isn't vinagary. Used to sell one that was great, but after I left the company they changed the formula. It was based on a recipe from the 1920's.

salsa is so easy to make. blend a few (vegetables) together. why would you buy it premade?

>>9053169

I once had a black kid tell me blacks were bad at math because numbers are racist.

I don't think he was being ironic or joking either.

> 2017 Libera 'Merica Idiocracy

>>9053179
Op here,

spit my coffee out laughing at this

>>9053179
Numbers are racist though, hitler and the nazis where always screaming 9.

>>9052956
Yes, we call it "chren"

>>9052956
Unfortunately yes because we have so many of you pikeys living here
Looking forward to Brexit?

>>9052956
Yes, we call it "khren"

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i put on too much fucking pepper so made a in and out style sauce to mute it down

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tasted pretty good with sauce so made sandwhich. what do you think? looking for feedback.

Looks horrible... You know it we know it. You'll never get laid. /Thread

>>9052744
i have never seen a recipe that required a dehydrator. foodprocessor and some sort of blender are things everyone owns that cooks regulary.
Cast iron =replace with= any pan thats not coated
dutch oven=replace with= any large pot
thermometer is like 30 bucks and the best kitchenequipment out there, but its not like you need it.

I dont even think they get paid for naming those things in recipes, unless its branded, its more jumping onto the bandwagon of every retard watching masterchef etc, knowing about le creuset and castiron meme

>>9052744

Possibly partially maybe. A lot of the tools also make the cooks job a lot easier than the alternatives, which makes recommending them a very normal decision. Instead of frustration you can just replace the tool with something else that does a similar job.

Cast iron dutch ovens and skillets are basically cookware 101 that everyone should have. Replace with any skillet or dutch oven you have if you happened to buy something different.

Food processors and blenders can in many cases be replaced by some combination of whisk + bowl, knife + board or mortar + pestle. The appliances just make whatever you're trying to do a lot faster and easier and give you a more uniform, smooth and consistent outcome.

A quick read thermometer makes gauging the doneness of any animal cut easier, taking the guesswork out of it. Many amateur cooks don't really have the experience to guess when a cut of animal they've never cooked before is exactly at the temp they want it to be.

I have never seen any recipe recommend a dehydrator, but I would assume that in a lot of cases a low-temp oven with good air circulation will suffice.

>>9052744
Basically yeah. Real men cook with a microwave. These emasculated nu-males have been cucked by feminists into thinking that you "need" a stove and a hipster oven (or as ((((experts))))) call it, "convection oven") in order to just prepare regular normal food. Do I look like a SJW barista liberal? Fuck that. I've survived with just a microwave and my ka-bar combat recon tactical high speed assault tanto made with CVN-S154 carbon metallurgical powder steel that I sharpen every day with my noviculite stones, what do I need all those fancy disposable gadgets for? Your grandpa didn't use any of that shit, did he? Well if he did I have some bad news for you son: your grandpa is actually your grandMA.

probably some sort of coffee stout

Beer goes in the face hole; coke goes in the sink hole; cock goes wherever you like.

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>>9052608
German beer. Reissdorf or päffgen

>>9052211
you got dubs on a repost thread

fucking deplorable

>>9052230
t. white boy

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>>9052211
I do use my drippings for sauce, though.

>>9051686
>Pump it daddy!

is this what negros are saying now?

>>9051695
LARGE ones

Do you get the Mexican flavoured corn chip Pringles in the USA? We get them in Australia and they're amazing.

>>9051551
when it comes to consumer grade stuff (i.e mass produced) Crown Royal is pretty high up.


I would maybe try for a nice regional whiskey. Even if it doesn't taste as good, he will likely enjoy drinking something different for a chagne (and apprecaite the sentiment)

>>9051551
Why not just get what he likes? get a massive bottle

If you love your dad, don't give him a toxin for father's day, marketer shill.