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>>9035272
>Pan isn't nice and hot yet
>Already threw in the meat
You might as well toss it now and start over.

>>9035272
NO FUCKING ONION?
NO OIL?
NO HOT PAN?

Really man this is sloppy even for overfats

>>9035316
What he said. You may as well just give up and call dominos for your usual.

>>9035138
I'd rather suck off every anon on /ck/, /co/, and /tg/ than eat one bite of that abortion. Even if I have to swallow evey load.

>>9035145
it doesn't count if it's something you'd do anyway, thouigh

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Used the remains of dough to bake some bread. Damn I still can feel the taste of Pringles

'bout bive outa bive

bretty gud

>>9034924
Oh, excuse me?

Sorry that I like the sweet zip of honey flavoring in mustard, since the sweet essence of the honey quite nicely compliments the sour taste of mustard.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

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>I want twitter shitposts but I am a faggot
>say no more

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the patrician mustard

>>9034914
I've made this before and it was quite good but it has evaporated milk, eggs and butter so good luck making it vegan. Be forwarned: It's a southern nignog recipe from a memphis bbq restaurant family in case that gets your panties twisted in knots.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/calleys-sweet-potato-pie-recipe-2085595

>>9034964
Ha, the derogatory way you described that is essentially the exact type of pie I was looking for, thanks.

That should be pretty easy to make vegan, I used condensed coconut milk in place if evaporated milk last time and added a nice kick. Eggs and butter should be easy-peasy but I'll probably have to make a tiny test batch anyway.

>>9034914
Make peace with mom. Get recipe. Resume feud.

Eggs, pasta, and cookies.

The omelet.

Nonstick frying pan. Butter. Two to four eggs. Put pan on stove. Turn on heat to a low setting. Melt a bit of butter in the pan. Crack the eggs into a bowl. Beat the eggs. Optionally add a little cream or milk. Beat some more. Pour egg glop into pan. Let cook for a minute or two until mostly set, then flip omelet over using a spatula.

If it breaks when you try to turn it over, it's scrambled eggs. No big deal.

Optional: add various other stuff such as diced peppers, ham, mushrooms, tomatoes, ground beef, sausage, onions, green onions, whatever. You may need to pre-cook some of it in the pan. Or not. Depends on what you want. For the meats, definitely fry them a little first so that they are fully cooked.

>>9034811
Cookies. It's one of the few cooking things that all cooks have to follow the recipe to the letter, and the work/payoff ratio is pretty huge.

You added the egg to the pan when it was still cold

Find some youtube videos on temperature control

>>9034767
the pan is searing hot. you bich. i add the eggs and they immediately start bubbling and sticking.

>>9034788
maybe you just suck at life?

>>9034657
I ATE THE BONES

>>9034657
I don't know, why do chickens have bones you fuckwhistle?

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>>9034657
Animals with bones really need to fuck off. Stop boning me with all them bones, it's rude.

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>>9034643
Yes but only if it IS homo

>>9034722
I-I'm sorry then. I'm not a homo, but would enjoy tea company.

Nahh mate, those scones look shit and tiny

yeah dude. get used to beat to shit equipment and busted pans. nobody ever reinvests into the back of the house because it has the thinnest margins of any department.

>>9034352
Your non-stick pan is flaking, dude.

>>9034368
isn't this bad tho

Holy shit I actually feel sad

"inventor" of a food always seems odd to me. Do you really think he was the first person to ever put pineapple on pizza?

>>9034109
Canadians don't have much to be proud of, let them have this.

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>>9034037
how bout a sirloin

simple cut, pretty lean

>>9034495
This, but really shitty sirloin. Like what you'd get at a diner for ten bucks.

Then you make a sandwich with the steak, hash browns, and runny egg yolks as a sauce.

>also ketchup

Fucking gay

>>9033974
looks tasty anon, good job

Nice!

Today was scrambled eggs with hash browns sauteed in garlic. Found my hand grinder so I was able to have a decent french press coffee.

>>9033974
On an average day? Toast with butter, jam if I feel like it, and a cup or two of black coffee. I'm poor and I don't always have a lot of time to cook something nice in the morning.

When I have time and money? Bacon, grits, hashbrowns, fruit, and coffee.

What's he up to these days? Is he still doing food challenges?

>>9033934
I binged watched this show when I got my wisdom teeth removed. It was fucking torture

His show should have been called "Everything Wrong With American Dining" or "People Shoveling Shit Into Their Faces"