Does this look like a good sandwich?
Nope
>>9069413
what about now?
Despite your autistic OP I love the Gold Rush sandwich.
Hi friends, after working at the local supermarket part time for 5 years I have finally managed to save $6000. I want to go on a world tour to taste the best tendies ever and compare and review the tendies in a food blog dedicated to tendies and fries with honey mustard dip. Where in the world do I find the best tendies gang?
China
>>9069317
USA.
>>9069317
There's already a tendies thread, fuckwit.
Use the catalog and stop outing yourself as such a fucking newfag.
does the american honestly look at this, something that is clearly a chicken burger, and call it a sandwich? why?
Because burgers are made from ground up shit formed into a patty. If that was a chicken patty, and not a whole piece of fried chicken, it would be a chicken burger and not a chicken sandwich.
Will that assuage your obsession for the next hour?
>>9069321
>Because burgers are made from ground up shit formed into a patty
that's not my definition of a burger. explain WHY that is your definition of a burger.
>>9069307
>and call it a sandwich? why?
1) "Burger" implies the patty is made from mince. That doesn't look like mince so it's not a burger.
2) Even if it was a burger it would still be a sandwich. All burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers. Just like squares and rectangles, one is a subset of the other.
What would your dream kitchen contain?
Anything goes
For me it would need a beast range & ventahood along with a walk-in fridge, a big-ass sink, a pizza oven, and some kind of backsplash mosaic with a Medusa head on it or some shit
>>9068598
a few walkins for carcasses and dry aging
Enough space to break down small-ish cows
A big mag strip for all of my knives
no women allowed
Pretty much how it is at work, but instead of some stupid fucking suit owning it I do
Miele everything plus two of these and a bullet smoker
Commercial grade dishwasher
I just made the ultimate club sandwich
It was
>Bread
>homemade mustard mayo spread
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>Smoked provolone
>apple wood bacon
>Smoked turkey breast
>lettuce
>spicy avocado mash
>middle bread
>spicy avocado mash
>more meat
>more cheese
>more tomato
>more mayo
>last bread
Bread used was a very nice hearty rustic sourdough
How do you make your super duper ultimate club?
I fucking love club sandwiches. I think they're best when you make them yourself, though. Because when you order them out, they're either really really good, or really really terrible. There's no in between.
>>9068178
>avocado mash
Finally, some who gets it. I fucking hate it when people put sliced avocado on sandwiches and burgers. It just makes it slippery. I love avocado, but as a mash it's so much better on them, since it acts more like a spread or condiment.
Club sandwich is very underrated. Why is it called a club though? What kind of club is it from?
You guys some pussies discussing food and cooking and shit, Dom alpha male here telling you to grow some balls and leave the pans and saucers to the women instead of jacking it religiously to your fucking spices and curries and guides to getting rid of kitchen pests like the sissies you all are, don't forget to BUMP this fucking thread so I can chew all of you and spit you all back out. Bring it
>>9067843
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>9067849
Suck my pastrami, you cucklord
>>9067843
I just bought my new apron, its will be delivered to me since i had it tailor made, with special fabric and its very colorful
No real man goes around without her apron hihi
Cooking isnt girly at all, it takes a lot of skill and stamina, especially when you have to clean everything up.
Cupcakes make the most mess when i bake them
Let's settle this once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/13228519
Burger King was the Thing 20 years ago. Now their buns fucking suck. I swear it's like they make the sandwich in the kitchen and then SLAM their fist down on it.
>>9067557
onion rings are the only thing BK has going for them
I can't say I am a fan of Mc D, but at least they have good fries. BK is just trash all around and I it has been a long lost dream since they were even decent.
Why do Ukrainians do this?
Tastes good.
How could you not figure this out on your own?
>>9067488
those are some tiny ass leeks, the ones I get around here are always 1inch+diameter.
>>9067505
>leeks
>He don't activate his tortillas
>>9066762
He's making moons for a science project
>>9066762
Why are they grey holmes?
Spic here: these are not the tortillas you want. Pic related is what you want.
Pupusas are the hot pockets of us poor farmers and common folk in el salvador except they actually taste good, are cheaper to make, are healthy, and don't make you feel sick after eating them if cooked properly
The thing's in OP's pic have the texture of sun dried leather and have few uses besides mexican tacos (which aren't that great desu).
Ever eat this? I've come across two cans of it, what do you think of it? Had you ever eaten it? What canned foods do you eat?
Campbells Chunky Beef Stew and New England Clam Chowder
and pic related.
>>9066536
I've had that. Add velveeta for a bitchin white trash queso dip.
>>9066548
god-tier for eating straight from the can cowboy style
Ketchup is the worst condiment ever created.
k keep me posted
>>9065148
Ketchup still is the worst condiment ever created.
>>9065162
and now ?
Who's in the wrong here?
apparently wikipedia for thinking that words don't mean different things in different cultures
American's biscuit is a type of bread and brit's biscuit is type of cookie but it started out as a type bread. So they're just varieties, as the infobox shows.
Kek
>neutral
/ck/ humor thread.
I think you meant to say /ck/ repost thread.
>>9058621
Realistically, they go towards video games and new iPhones and starbucks
Realistically they go towards paying living expenses, Laundromat ,and buying new clothes/shoes for work.
I feel betrayed, /ck/.
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-40300145
still a great lube
Butter is healthy tho
t. American dairy farmers
What's the worst kitchen accident you've experienced?
Pic related; I got careless and slice off a part of my fingertip and I had to seal the open patch using super glue.
If this is gore, I'm sorry
I'm generally fairly careful so nothing too bad, worst ever thus far was when I worked at a pizza junt, I was slicing the peppers and I cut my finger the deepest I ever did, I do not react loudly even to pain, my first instinct is always to "tighten up" my systems so to speak
My coworkers always hated and feared me, as I calmly went to wash my wound I heard them mutter "he didn't even react...."
>>9048516
Don't have pics, but I made a little diagram to what my thumb looked like
hit my thumb on the meat slicer
Bled tons of blood for days. Had to change dressings every 40 minutes or so or blood would drip out of my gloves.
Took months for all the flesh to grow back and now my thumb is gross looking
>>9048534
>he didn't even react
I accidentally a mandolin slicer. I washed it up and be free I looked, I knew it was bad...