Thoughts?
>Americans call a pint of ice cream a "late night snack"
Explain this, lardasses
>>9072301
Ben & Jerry's often gives their ice cream silly, quirky, and/or referential names like Phish Food (for the band Phish) or Chunky Monkey for a couple examples. Jimmy Fallon the guy pictured on the container used to host a late night talk show called Late Night With Jimmy Fallon so they named his signature flavor Late Night Snack.
>>9072353
lol didnt realise that was jimmy fallon
thought that was somebrowny spanish actor like pic related
So I have an ear infection that makes my pillow smell exactly like a blue cheese. I am otherwise young and healthy. My question is would my q-tip inoculate some curds and make edible cheese or are cheese starters made with highly specific strain cocktails?
>>9071750
do it
report back
take pics
This has potential to be the best thread /ck/ has ever seen
>>9071750
Do it, you'll be the first to make head cheese that is actually cheese that comes from a head instead of just head meat in gelatin.
rate my homemade dinner
Go ahead and post a pic of it
>>9071567
I made this, they stole the picture from my tumblr years ago (tumblr is now deleted)
What did you have for Iftar?
Blood of the infidels. Semen of the Jewish master race. And some bangers and mash.
Alalalalalalala durka durka
>>9071103
I don't remember but those napkins are gay as fuck.
>>9071103
Some Indonesian food. Was nice.
What is the best cookware set to get? Any good ones out there?
Why is making a perfectly smooth durable material so hard?
>>9071013
>What is the best cookware set to get?
Just get the things you will actually need, not sets where you won't use half the shit.
>Any good ones out there?
Not sets unless you get actual high quality sets, and then you're probably getting a bunch of shit you won't use.
Get a couple heavy large saute pans (Teflon), a stock pot, and a couple smaller pots, and a frying pan (also heavy).
The heavier pans have better heat retention and won't warp as easily unless you are quenching it.
>>9071040
Because heating material causes it to expand and cooling it causes it to contract. Not only that, but the materials that are perfectly smooth typically don't expand all that well or retain heat.
you really dont need to spend a lot of money as long as you take care of your stuff and know how to cook.
i cringe when i see my sister cook. shes horrible.
i do have a tfal pan.
What's your go-to order at a generic (or maybe not generic) Chinese take out spot? I usually go for the sesame chicken with 2 eggrolls and shrimp fried rice.
Occasionally if the place is not trashy looking I will opt-in for shrimp and lobster sauce. That shit is delicious.
>>9070335
a duck and sticky rice
>>9070335
How do you shit it out? You need at least a bit of roughage in your diet. Usually they have broccoli and carrots covered in some kind of sauce.
>>9070347
Egg rolls and fried rice should have veg in them.
will you actually die if you eat raw american eggs or are americans retarded?
>>9069262
What? Have you ever had any cake on the planet? Eggs Benedict? Mayo?
>>9069267
>implying im american
>>9069262
My fellow americans are simply retarded. We had industrialization come to this country many decades ago, and that has fucked over the cooking skills of multiple generations. People have all sorts of silly phobias now.
I've been eating raw US eggs for more than 30 years. I've never once had food poisoning. The eggs are fine. Rather it's people that freak out over the idea of eating a raw egg.
>supposed to take girl out on a dinner date
>ask /ck/ what i should feed her with
>/ck/ says you can't go wrong with pizza
>take her out for a pizza
>she's not answering my messages now
fuck you, /ck/
>>9068681
It depends, what type of pizza did you get her?
Is that her OP?
>>9068693
yes
another thread got me thinking about it
ITT we postan GOAT summer foods
>ice cream truck favorites
>simple hibachi bbq items you grill
>best sides for said bbq
>BEST OTTER POP FLAVOR
>best summer time drink alcoholic and non
>best cold salad side (store bought even)
>water from the hose? yes or no
Water from the hose is a weird brief joy you get in the summer.
>ice cream truck favorites
the red white and blue rocket one
>simple hibachi bbq items you grill
as an anti semetic hebrew national dogs with chopped onion and guldens mustard cant be beat
>best sides for said bbq
corn on the cob. maybe elote's.
>BEST OTTER POP FLAVOR
green
>best summer time drink alcoholic and non
victoria beer / capri suns
>best cold salad side (store bought even)
garbonzo,kidney,green 3 bean salad
>water from the hose? yes or no
yeah
The distinct taste of plastic water that was shot of these.
That's childhood summer embodied for me.
what eat now /ck/?
start appetitizer now
outsides wet soft feels
insides spice fish salt taste
sushi next
double slamon roll
outsides soft feels
insides low spice much fish taste
Die
Does /ck/ take their daily vitamins?
Yes because my body is fucked up thanks to my genetics that even if I take all precautions I'll still need at least a bit of Vitamin D.
>>9074607
Vitamin D is free...it's called sunlight.
>>9074651
Ok, I'll be a bit more clear: my body is fucked up in a plethora of ways - even if I were to have sunlight for 20 hours a day I'd still have a Vitamin D deficiency because my body is that fucked up.
Had a party and now have a bunch of leftover roast chicken.
what should i make with it?
sandwiches
Make some green beans with it.
>>9074424
Throw it in a food processor then mix with flour and cornstarch or whatever and make nuggers.
Does anyone here do this shit?
>>9074312
What's the purpose?
>>9074312
I'm from Wisconsin and we dont even do this. Just a stupid picture. Like putting mayo in milk stupid.
>>9074317
its easier to choke yourself
https://youtu.be/x09fCDjCnaM
Not that great. Most of the cheesy bites didn't seem to have enough cheese in them when I tried it.
>>9074078
yea it doesn't live up to the hype. oh well
>>9074068
Meme pizza doesn't come in cheese bites :(
It's time
Doesn't really fit
>>9073196
Be careful OP, what are you planning?
>>9073211
I'm guessing we're in for shitty chili.