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No tomatoes

>>9150053
not enough ranch
too many greens

>>9150053
I'm honestly more upset by how much water is on the lettuce than anything else. Retarded-ass plating aside, it's pretty standard not to serve salads with soaking wet lettuce.

>>9149947
Ice probably

>>9149954
No that's a common misnomer. Eat Green.

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That one hot dog stand in the capital. I've seen vids from multiple sources that say it's the best on Earth. You are supposed to order one with everything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A6jarins_Beztu_Pylsur

>>9149708
It's not like subway asks

>anon what's the occasion

They are franchise wage cucks.
Also party subs taste better than civilian subs

>>9149708
>buying 6 30-racks of beer
>"heh, going to a party?"
>I'm not going to a party

>>9149708

>order a Happy Meal at McDonalds
>I haven't been happy in 4 years

>>9149701
It's not a debate, this is comparing apples to oranges.

mix them both together

>>9149706
Fuck oranges, apples are superior.

for me, it's Bang's

Birch beer sucks but ginger beer is the worst

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>>9149675
Don't mind me, just best birch beer coming through

>>9149665
I'd never support those mentally ill religious fanatics

>>9149665
i would but they're too shiftless for my tastes

>>9149665
I just came back in Pennsylvania.

>doesn't believe in technology
>uses old fashioned farming practices that inefficient and polluting to a point where the fed had to come in and make them clean up their act
>active in the hard drug trade
>all of them are fat fucks or bean poles and if they aren't fat fucks they eventually will be from the looks of their elders
>basically peaceful American version of Al Qaeda

>>9149515
jesus christ of nazareth

>>9149534

dude youll love it

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>>9149515
So.. a big part of mac and cheese is the whole gooey cheese part. You'd prefer to freeze it. Which is why this is bait, or your mom drank heavily during pregnancy.

>>9149482

Drink distilled water.

Poland springs my Nigga.

Fiji is great!
It'll make you sexy goy!
It's only 5 shekels for one bottle!
DID I MENTION IT COMES FROM FIJI?!?!?

>>9149450
You post anime so I don't believe you have a gf or your mom loves you. Try again.

>>9149461
>posting anime on an anime image board is somehow taboo
I really do hate summer

>>9149465
Me too. You think you're welcome.

Think of how many McChickens you could have bought for thirteen freedom units

>>9149128
How much is a McChicken anyway?

>>9149241
like $1.30

So he could've bought 10, or 9 if you include tax

cut down on starches too, that'll help

Stop eating sugar

did someone mention sugar?

>>9148740

I don't know how to order from a deli. Just take my $20 and give me whatever is good, thanks.

>>9148745
>I don't know how to order from a deli.

What other life skills do you lack? Driving? Personal finance management?

>>9148745
*Latisha throws $20 worth of store brand bologna in your cart*

Well, maybe you should learn. Protip: any store that isn't garbage will offer you a complimentary slice to sample if unsure.

Mentally ill people gravitate towards extreme environmental and social causes.

>like
>like
>like

This bitch is obviously a subhuman as well, the fuck is she bitching for.

>>9148731
I think it has more to do with it being in Tennessee than them being vegan, to be fair.

>>9148722
You mean poverty Polish ?

>>9148722
>*knock knock*
>it is nazis
>*gasses*

Sauerkraut and rye? Sign me up.

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>be a leaf
>enjoying my meal at a fine leaf establishment, perhaps with friends or family
>suddenly hear a glass-shattering, ear-splitting guffaw from the table next to ours
>"A HYUCK HYUCK THIS HERE CANADER SURE IS WEIRD!!!!"
>turn my head, suddenly make eye contact with a 500 pound dough-creature and his equally fat wife, chortling hard as they slurp gravy from a bowl
>turn back, oh god, maybe he won't-
>"WELL A HOWDY THERE STRANGER"
>hamplanet comes up behind me wearing an American flag t-shirt that barely covers his immense girth, have to force a smile and greeting
>"HOW'S YER MEAL GOING, PARDNER? BOY, YER CUNTRY SURE IS A RIGHT FUNNY ONE, TOO MANY POLAR BEARS AROUND HERE, EH????"
>ha ha ha, yes sir, now if you wouldn't min-
>immediately get struck on the back with the force of tactical nuke, nearly catapulting my now-ruined meal out of my esophagus
>am forced to listen to this beast repeat his life story over the span of nearly an hour
>"WELL, I'LL CATCH YA ON THE FLIP SIDE, MUH LUMBERJACK PAL!! GOTTA GO SEE THAT NIGGERA FALLS!"
>never return to that restaurant again

They don't get sick because they're used to dirty conditions

>>9148668
Why are Anglos such bad tourists?