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did you throw up on it?

>>9159956
What was it even supposed to be?

>>9159993
a sandwich

>>9159845
Horseradish

>>9159845
pickles

>>9159845
spicy mustard and a pickle

>>9159212
>DO sports

by saying that, i know you're a liar

>What's a good daily plan to consume 2000 calories a day
Eat a bunch.
How the fuck is this a question? 2000 calories is two moderately-sized meals.
>Oh no I'm short 500 calories
>Here's a sandwich.
If you think you're low on calories have some jalapeno poppers or something

>>9159212
best way to gain weight, start drinking tons of soda, drink more soda than you do water

>>9158837
This dick! Hurr hurr hurrr

>>9158837
human milk

>>9158863
Yeah ok. I'll just get myself a lifetime supply of breast milk. Sure.

Are you having a stroke? Do I need to call someone?

>>9158873
he's typing in scotch accent you idiot

>>9158873
stroke this *unzips dick*

>>9158722
Yes but the question is why on earth would you want ALL of your protein to come from powder?

If you have to ask, you're not ready to use it. Stick with chicken, beans, and eggs

>>9158739
no saturated fat, cholesterol, sodium?

>>9158741
I'm recovering from a serious b12 deficiency and feel rotten if I don't get enough protein. also I do cardio daily

>>9158414
i can have a small coffee in the morning when i wake up (430am) and still have trouble sleeping when i go to bed (10pm) i tried just putting up with it so my tolerance could increase but after 2 weeks witb no change to ultrasensitivity i gave up. now i drink green tea which still makes me jittery

>>9158432
Gain some weight unless ur a girl(male)

>>9158432
Do more exercise.

>>9158035
suck your dad's dick

>>9158035
>I feel like it's doing me more harm then good
Please elaborate. What makes you feel that way?

>>9158035
Soy is the best alternative for protein but rice milk tastes best in coffee.

I'm a vegan. If there were insects that died of natural causes as part of their life cycle, and it was possible to harvest their carcasses in a harmless way, and the insects were good to eat, devoid of contaminants, and so on, then, of course, I would eat them

no
/thread

Insects are animals.

So no

>>9157501

Arroz con pollo, plantains and cafe con leche. For breakfast.

>>9157501
are those dicks on the left?

>>9157501
for me it's the dick soup with a slice of butt cheek

Refried beans.....more like pee fried beans, amirite boys?

Your colon is going to fucking hate you for a week. Refried beans is colon cement. Then you'll just fart like you're dying inside.

>>9157612
What if I enjoy farting?

>>9156645
>i built a wallace and gromit style machine with steam and dials and whistles and a belt drive with boots on which kicks the yoke out the egg and my cat catches it (i haven't got a dog).

I use the shells like everyone else.

>>9156709
real men use their bare hands

Shove the egg in my hand and let the white drool off

>>9156571
boil them in beer, then grill on a grill or on stovetop. Then put them in a sturdy bun with some grilled peppers and onions with maybe some mozzarella.

Or boil some gnocchi and chop up the sausage and then fry it all up with some garlic and tomatoes. Then top with some cheese.

>>9156571
Poke with holes, soak in beer for an hour at least. Pan fry or grill, serve on bun (folded bread if you ain't all fancy) with some mustard and onion.

>>9156587
>>9156589
I like these ideas, glad I picked up mozzarella for my pizza too. What kind of beer should I use?

I don't get why mods let these obvious ad threads stay up

its good for you

>>9153046
Nope. Not any real ones. You're about to get a lot of confused people posting about cherry picked studies they haven't even read that they found on some clickbait article on a low carb website, btw. Just to warn you.

>>9157995
Olives are the devil. You should be sucking his dick in thanks for the onions though. Overall, great thread OP. Keep up the good work.

>>9158006
only good onion is caramelized onion

>>9157995
only picky manchildren cry about raw onions
the amount of "people" on this board who do so is honestly disgusting