What can get me drunk the fastest with the lowest amount of calories
Pls respond
>>9168296
Liquor, moonshine preferably.
>>9168296
distilled alcohol, the highest purity. the higher the purity the faster the effect, and the less place for other types of calories. but if you actually care about calories you should not be drinking under any circumstance.
>>9168296
Moonshine
ITT: things that are illegal in your kitchen
>cutting chicken on a wooden cutting board instead of plastic
Dumbos like you.
An absence of garlic.
>>9168184
Gross conversation or behaviour.
cooking some good meat, y'all want some?
Macacao?
>>9168093
Raccoon meat? I'm in pappy
>nigger
No thank you I'm going to Burger King where they don't let black people touch your food.
How often does /ck/ poop?
For me it's every 2.3 days based on my poop log.
Going by acceptable volume it'd be roughly 3-4 days instead.
Twice a day, at 3000kcal a day.
I don't know how much I shit the first time but the second time is still a good 600-700g
Bulking sucks desu
>>9167965
How do you shit so much? I tried eating 1kg of broccoli + 4L of water a day for a week but I still only go every 3 days.
Been on 1000 kcal for a while now. I poop every 4-5 days.
What dishes/foods make a good combination with tobacco (to eat while smoking)?
cyanide
it will give the natural cyanide within tobacco a serious boost and let you fully enjoy its effects
mmm... rainbow meat...
>>9167399
Rainbow meat.....more like Dangbow meat, amirite boys?
Why is the meat in veitnamese food so shit even if it is in a first world country?
>>9167399
That means it is rancid right?
let's talk about stuffed crust /ck/. how do you like it? when's the last time you ordered a stuffed crust za?
Never saw the point of it desu, but then again I also only order from places that have a decent crust, so, not Pizza Hut, the innovators of stuffed crust
Also, if I do like to jazz up my crust I'm a bigger fan of flavored crust. Jet's Pizza "turbo crust" is my shit (butter garlic and romano)
Another good option is sesame seed crust, I think I'm going to do that on the next pizza I attempt at home
Had a cheese stuffed DiGiorno last night
>>9167345
I think cheese is disgusting, so I don't get stuffed crust. Stuffed crust is a meme. Stuffed crust should replace Charlie Sheen's Brain.
This is objectively correct
>>9167035
It's not tho
>>9167035
Bottom being the best and top the worst I assume?
Also taco bell is on there twice.
>>9167039
/thread
How many meals do you eat a day /ck/? Do you snack in between? How sizeable are those meals?
What are you my doctor?
>>9166958
what's it to you kid, that's a lot of effort on my part
Eating is a hassle to me anymore. 12 hour days are wearing.
What's your opinion on him, his company, and his cooking show on YouTube? I think it's a great, well-informed program that promotes historical and culinary interests. His company also sells historical reenacting gear, for those that are interested in that, from cooking stuff, to swords, to American Revolutionary War uniforms.
>>9166951
I like him as a person and I wish success and well being on him and his.
I just have to be in a very specific mood to actually watch the videos.
>>9166951
He made some video called Orange Fool on president's day and I have stopped watching since then
Youtube is nothing but libcucks
>>9166963
Please be joking. He clearly made that video series weeks if not months in advance, and afterwards he was pissed that people were injecting politics into everything. He could have just said "I didn't intend anything" but he went out of his way to vent his frustration. NIgga wouldn't lie like that
>>9166931
Two problems with that:
1) It's 30 cents' worth of food at best
2) It isn't good
So $1.50 is hardly a bargain, even though it's cheap af.
>>9166931
try a salad u fat shitstain
>post picture of overpriced shit food
Just bought a bunch of frozen frog legs from an Asian market. How would you suggest that I prepare them?
>>9166870
Soak em in buttermilk, remove, Pat dry, cover with seasoned flour, deep fry.
>>9167073
What sort of seasoning should I use?
>>9167164
Not the guy you're replying to but i'd use the same spices as fried chicken. I use salt and pepper, garlic, paprika and spicy pepper flakes.
Breakfast: 4 free range eggs cooked in organic olive oil
Wa la!
Breakfast: 2 brown sugar cinnamon poptarts
Breakfast: A toast point and heroin.
For me, It's Taco Bell
Dee Cuuueee! ice cream is good.
>>9166642
Arby's? Maybe?
For me, it's McDonald's
You're at an old bar surrounded by old people.
The bartender sets this down in front of you.
Hot Hamburger meals are the comfiest.
Thank you
I eat it.
If it randomly just appeared and it's for me, I'd just eat it.
Also, the other day I ordered a pot roast dinner at a diner.
>tfw delicious pot roast with nice creamy mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, and brown gravy.
Feels fucking good.
Sometimes it makes me wish I was white so I could have grown up with it. I'm Asian.