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I knew a kid who would make toast, butter it, spread keptchup and chocolate spread on it and dip it in milk. i shit you not
he was a fat cunt

>>9169639
There's literally nothing wrong with either of these.

>>9169639
>eating tuna out of the can

This is considered disgusting? Do you fucking cook canned tuna or something?

>>9169591
I know right, Michael is such a rare and unusual name. How would coke ever think to put it on there

I think you drink too much soda, OP

>>9169591
When your product is something no one really needs marketing is everything.

>>9169568
Portion control and hard work.

>>9169568
First off, it's not "the Japanese." It's some little southern island off of Japan that belongs to them. Second, they mostly eat a local purple yam. Third, please fellate my penis with your mouth, you filthy boy.

>>9169568
White carbs aren't unhealthy, loading up on them is. A little rice along with some vegetables and a little fish is a pretty good way to eat, desu.

>>9169524
0/10
take it to facebook

>>9169524
Those look seriously good.

>>9169524
Looks pretty good, though I'm not sure of all the toppings. I'm thinking spicy pork, spicy tomatillo salsy, onion, and queso fresco over refried beans?

inna butt. it's what the dirty greeks do

eat them

>>9169502
but I don't like the taste, that's the problem

just a fancy ass fork

>>9169392
It's a spork.

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>>9169400

Wrong. You fucking shitlord.

A spork is more round, and has less fork to it.

>>9169399

I would say that, but you probably can't tell from the picture, it does have a bit of a dip in it, akin a a spork, but as said, lacks the shape of a spoon, thus making it something other than a spork.

>>9169400
Also just to reiterate, you're a shitlord,

Pic related, a spork.

OP pic: Not a spork.

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Dude you need to calm down, you like, do stuff as well.

Don't think I don't hear you going to the toilet at night to flush your post-wank material. Just get a girlfriend, jesus.

You are lucky that your room mate at least cleans his dishes.

>>9169260
Jacking off late at night is private. Leaving the communal dish sponge in such a state is a fucking health hazard for everyone involved.

A wire

>>9169250
i sawed away with this for hours, back and forth and back and forth, and barely got anywhere, fuck this meme

>>9169230
But Americans eat margarine you dingus.

>>9169252
Really? I can't believe it's not butter!

Lol just buy pure cacao powder and eat it. Probably tastes the same.

>>9168882
Acne and severe weight gain
Probably develop some digestive problems too

It would be extremely painful

Diarrhea or constipation, bloating, other sickness, massive fatty weight gain, etc

Bad stuff my dude. Milk is fine, but not in quantities like that. Nothing is good in that kind of quantity.

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>>9168752
Because they're discussing a general trend, not making a 100% statement. There are exceptions to everything.

Colman's is awesome, BTW. Though I've never seen the jar look like that. Pic related is what I buy.

>>9168763
I just googled it because they sell hot english mustard in Australia but Colmans isn't that common.

Also when I used to work in a supermarket they gave us free BBQ chicken and I had Tabasco in my locker and was putting it on mine. Some Indian guy asked to try it and said it was too hot. I thought those cunts loved chilis

>>9168752

Great mustard.

>>9168688
Sure I could definitely go for some... eh actually I'm fine, thank you

>>9168692
Make up your fucking mind....goddamn typical woman.

>>9168700
Could we not do this in front of the children?

>>9168622
No.

>>9168622

American here. Never seen or heard of that before. Looks disgusting, would not eat.

>>9168622
Looks japanese. Love me some merka hate but cmon

>>9168435
What is with you children and generalizations!? No Americans don't just eat that, people all around the world do. It's cheaper than actual cheese, so sports stadiums use it, cost effective places will use it in place of real cheese. nachos, pretzels, queso dip. Gas stations use it. Businesses use it because it costs less than cheese.

>>9168435
Queso is a TexMex thing, and fans of it are crazy over it. Yes, it's total trash. The classic recipe is melting Velveeta with a can of Ro-tel tomatoes with green chilies. But it inspires affection among some Americans the same way a grilled American cheese sandwich on white bread does. Basically it's 20th Century foodgore that inspires nostalgia in those who grew up with it.

>>9168450
I don't exactly avoid cheap fastfood, but the only place I've ever encountered this cheese was in an "americanTM burger joint".
And it was so fucking repulsive it boggled my mind, so while this isn't a great thread I just had to have a second opinion, it seems unbelievable that anyone would intentionally eat this.

do chickens care if their food is hot or not?

>>9168372
Your grandma is serving you chicken food?

>>9168381
chicken rules must be obeyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35uQCtr4EY