I love baking, but I'm limited to cakes and anything batter-based because everytime I lay my hands on a ball of dough it instantly quadruples in density and brittleness and never comes out like pic related. What do? Any non-fuckupable doughs I could practice with?
make no-knead bread
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>>9174414
Use a stand up mixer with a dough hook attachment.
>>9174414
Sounds like you're using too much flour. When you measure the flour, are you packing it down into the measuring cup? If so, don't. That can give you like 25% more flour per unit of volume than loosely spooning it into the measuring cup.
I love chicken wings. I want to eat them every day. Chicken wings are expensive. I like spicy food. How do I eat cheap chicken wings all the time?
This website is for people over 18 years of age. My only advice to you is go rob a chicken tendies delivery truck.
>>9174229
No. How do I get spicy chicken wings for a lower price?
little ceasers accepts EBT i think
they have wings still dont they
Do you guys have any authentic Chinese food near you? A take out place here has a Chinese menu and I just got some pork blood and intestines with tofu. Pretty good.
no people in my hick town frown on eating house pets ugh uncultured white trash bigots -.-
Authentic gook food is dog and rotten eggs
>>9174217
Authentic Chinese food is shaped by culture, available ingredients and local competition. Now outside of China you can only have all those together in places like Chinatowns - so that's probably the only place you will get them.
>>9173868
sum nuttella
>>9173875
>10 year old
Whoever is that retard, he clearly doesn't know how to use marmite.
Btw, bovril is better.
How do I make a good burger?
>>9173852
HELP
Smash the patty flat, season with salt+pepper, fry on high heat until crispy, add a slice of american cheese.
Impossible to fuck up.
>>9173955
DO NOT USE AMERICAN CHEESE
IT IS PLASTIC
ITS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF ALL OF MANKIND
USE FUCKING ANYTHING INSTEAD
Never cooked pork before. How do I make this and what spices do I put on it?
do it up white, overcooked with no spices
you'll thank me later senpai
>>9173713
you cook it medium well without any seasoning
>>9173713
Brine them before cooking to make them less dry.
Do you salt your pasta water?
>>9173565
Yes. Salt literally costs nothing and putting in a bit doesn't harm anything.
no usually I just boil my noodles in the microwave for a few minutes.
>>9173565
Yes. Unlike oil, the salt actually does something.
Felt like a good day for a mid day scotch. Gonna make lemon chicken later. What are guys and gals up to?
>>9173514
*you guys and gals
I have rice and broccoli to go with the lemon chicken. How should i cook the broccoli? I usually just steam it but i wanted to do something different.
>>9173514
>scotch
>ice
Just planted some shit in the garden and cleaned out my car. I would join you in a drink but I have to go to some dumb party for a little bit first
What does /ck/ think of Hydrox? I thought it would just fizzle out as a fringe niche project, but I was surprised to see that my grocery store was carrying it so I picked up a box. I actually like it better than oreos. It's crispier, has a better chocolate flavor, and it's less sweet.
>>9173407
>leaf
>>9173407
I'd be more inclined to try them if the name didn't sound like a household cleaner.
>>9173412
If that was a subconscious deterrent that would be one thing but the fact that you know that's the reason you don't like it and you still think it's bad just because of the name is pretty strange.
What's /ck/'s opinion of chef john/food wishes?
I love him
I've made a good amount of his recipes online. I don't mind him.
>>9173393
I don't support dictatorships but i guess it's way better than letting Spain be conquered by communists
>he eats in chain restaurants
This is mainly an American thing. Can anyone explain why? Is it cheaper?
In Europe we don't have that many chains, mainly just KFC, McD, and Burger king. Chain restaurants where you have a waiter and shit isn't really a thing. You just go to privately owned restaurants.
Ok
>>9173269
Entrepreneurship is stronger in the US. Europoors are just satisfied with serving the same food in the same location for the last 599 years or whatever. There is little motivation to succeed and make more money if the government is going to take it all away through taxation and redistribution schemes anyway.
>>9173295
>big corporate chains = entrepreneurship
>restaurants owned by private citizens trying to make it on their own =/= entrepreneurship
You are a complete moron
How should I go about making the perfect nachos /ck/?
>>9173165
Make them individually. Or just make tostadas.
one word, goat cheese
>>9173177
Goat cheese eh? Tell me more.
Yes or no do you eat insects?
I don't live in a 3rd world shithole, nor am I a retard who thinks that beef is unsustainable, so no.
>>9173156
I had Mexican friends as a kid and ate chile lime crickets once. Pretty decent. My middle school biology teacher once brought fried mealworms and crickets to school once, too. I've had a few of those shitty lollipops with the scorpions and crickets in them or whatever, ages ago.
I don't make a habit of it but they were alright. I wouldn't have a problem trying it again.
Great ratio of protein to fat, not hard to farm. Fine stuff.
>>9173159
Beef isn't necessarily unsustainable, but it does harm the environment. You should up the effect such amounts of methane as are released from our cattle has on our planet.
>>9173482
>but it does harm the environment
No it doesn't. That implies it's doing irreparable damage somehow, instead of just consuming more resources.
Cow farts aren't going to cause the ice caps to melt.
*lands on your food*
Once watched my camp councilor eat one of these it landed on her spoon of pork and beans. Should of said something :(
>>9173113
When flies land shouldn't they be called lands instead of flies?
>>9173125
And what? Watch them spit it out and be laughed at by all the kids? So they permanently lose respect for them and always view him as a person who eats flies? Sometimes you need to let sleeping dogs lie.
>coffee with milk and sugar
>>9173046
nice thread stupid fucking idiot
damn really makes you think
Tastes good, as long as you don't use too much sugar. Sometimes I like to have a cup of coffee with milk and sugar as a dessert, or tea with milk and honey. It's nice. Usually just a teaspoon of sugar or honey in a big cup of coffee or tea.