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>>9241509
I ate your moms pussy last night. I slept until I died

>>9241470
PLEASE CONTINUE SUBSIDIES

name a more pleb vegetable than corn

protip: you cant

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>>9241492
That's what makes it so good.

>>9241400
Why not take some salt with you?

So a hipster rice and beans and salad dish?

>>9241702
I often put a bunch of stuff I like in a bowl, some of it pressure steamed together, but I've never called it that.

>>9241702
Where I live they call it the KFC Famous Bowl. I had it once. Who's Buddha?

I don't dump oil or food down the drain

>>9241514
This. My father taught me this when I was but a lad. Well I do because I'm a renter and lol I don't give a fuck. But if it's your property definitely don't, not only are you going to fuck up your pipes but also your septic tank. Those bitches is what will cost you far more than pipes or a plumber.

>>9241507
I have a tub of sulphamic acid, a tub of sodium hydroxide a tub of sodium carbonate and a plunger. My drains cower in fear.

>>9241487
Admittedly a large part of this is novelty, a few fantasy-inspired recipes, so I'll post some of what I'm using.

>2 shots vodka
>1 shot gin
>juice 1 orange
>juice 1 lemon
>juice 1 lime
>shake
>garnish with a slice of lime

Drunk Dragon:
>1 shot vodka
>1 shot gin
>1 shot blueberry syrup
>serve without ice
>garnish with slice of pineapple
>garnish with small dollop of whipped cream

>>9241487
for home-practice?

>>9241273
>grilling them in a grill pan.
that's called frying

>>9241273
What do you add to your steamed/boiled veg? I add salt and vinegar, never get tired of it.

You can do something like lemon + olive oil + garlic + oregano + salt/pepper. Just swap the ingredients out if you want something new like trying lime instead of lemon, butter instead of oil, ginger instead of garlic, etc.

>>9241273
I melt some butter in a small pan and fry/boil them in it with some salt for 5-10 minutes and put some lemon juice on it when I'm finished. Carrots/asparagus work great with this.

Put some balsamic vinegar on some lettuce, also works great. Make sure you don't drench it though.

Salad is easy to get it tasting good and it takes no time really. Learning how to roast potatoes well is fucking great too.

>>9241156
I always ask for the crown after they have complimented my shirt.

>>9241156
>Heinz ketchup
>considers this a good thing

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>mcdicks shitlords grew up with crappy beaniebaby shits while the kings were getting pic related

>curry on top of rice

>>9241078
>carrots
>peas
>potatos

Alright nigger youre not fooling us. Only south asians can make good curry.

>plate hanging 43% off the table
you're killing me

jews

the escalation in this thread is faster than a democratic campaigner stroll through a black ghetto

>>9241070
For how long have you been doing this balanced meal thing? Maybe your body takes some time. Im doing intermitted fasting atm, with one refeed/cheat every 2 weeks, feeling good.
Maybe you eat too much protein, Not everyone can handle 2g/kg bodyweight.

>>9241077
>For how long have you been doing this balanced meal thing? Maybe your body takes some time.
This. If I ate what OP posted I'd be constipated from the white flour and nauseous from the sugar. The bacteria in your digestive system needs time to adjust to different foods and during that time you can experience gas/indigestion from the food not digesting properly but after a while it'll stop happening.

>eat like 1kg of flour,
what cunt? do you just sit there with a spoon shovelling it in?

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>>9241033
*sandwich food product

I knew someone who couldn't eat cheese that pulls threads.

>>9241033
>>9241037
it's good if you use good cheese

it's bad if you use bad cheese

>>9241009
Google.com you fucking retard.

>>9241009
Eat less is my favourite recipe

>>9241269
This, it's also pretty cheap and easy