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Who in their bloody right mind thinks that this is a good thing to drink? Seriously who the fuck think that this is actuaklly a good idea to make a grilled cheese cocktail? Fuck I rather I rather just drink a bottle of vodka this this horrible looking piece of shit I swear to God if any of you niggers actually made this drink, you are disgusting piece of vile garbage. Seriously what the fuck.

>>9239409
pretty sure it's satire matey

>>9239288
some semen please

>>9239288
3 packs of camel lights

>>9239288
A burpee pls...

>>9238609
>Some nutritional professionals have suggested consuming tumors in animals correlates with cancer in humans.

Hi, can you reference some studies please?

>>9238609
Stop. Using. Autistic. Punctuation.

>>9238613
These aren't journal articles. This is more advanced theory from people trained in the field. Studies will be forthcoming I'm sure. Not everything needs some corporate study to be valid.

>>9238511
>How are you doing?
Extremely bad.

I'm out of alcohol, for the next 10 hours at least

Going sober for the next two months

>21 days sober
>got a full 7 hours of sleep last night
Feels less shit than normal m9

>>9236414
No you're probably gonna die soon

>>9236414
dude just fucking cook

>>9236414
I guess you'll probably be ok but isn't it a huge waste of money?

Also no wonder you don't have a girlfriend, why would any self respecting woman want to be with a guy that hasn't mastered basic life skills like cooking?

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>>9236185
bumpity

>>9236185
Never trust NZ it's full of Hobbits and wizards.

>Eating food made of soy.
I hope none of you do this.
But really why do vegetarians eat fake meat? You don't see people making fake veggies out of chicken.

>>9235152
yes I'd fuck

A little condensed milk and a touch of sugar!

>>9235162
>sugar

Spotted the ameriblubber

>>9233206
Deep fried butter.

>>9233206
Blackened catfish with jalapeno cornbread

>>9233206
Chicken fried steak and eggs with hash browns in a bath of cholula.

If I was in charge they'd eat nothing at all.

>There are many recipes which include a range of food, from vegetables, fruit, meat, and bread or other grains. The ingredients are blended and baked into a solid loaf. In one version, it is made from a mixture of ingredients that include ground beef, vegetables, beans, and bread crumbs. Other versions include mechanically separated poultry and "dairy blend".
Sounds pretty good t b h
How the hell can meatloaf be bad

they should be feed only soylent.

I remember when she was voted out and she cried. Felt bad. She seems to be doing OK, Waitrose are paying her to do their magazine now.

>>9232563
Im ok with this

British Bakeoff has the most cuties of all the Bakeoff programs

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Entry The First by Akabeko

>Ok, here's my entry. Japanese food works pretty well with the theme, and I settled on cold soba noodles with a cold ginger-soy dipping broth. I served it with hot orange peel herbal tea.

>It wasn't bad. I don't think I'd be mad if I ate it again, but I tend to prefer hot meals.

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Entry The Second by Spice Jar

>Roasted beef tenderloin sliders (medium rare) with blue cheese and wild mushroom espagnole sauce, coconut crusted shrimp, extra thin waffle fries, all served cold.

>yes it's from a restaurant
>yes it's from the restaurant i work at
>yes i made everything, from start to finish (aside from the slider buns)
>yes it is actually cold
>yes, it would probably be better hot

>I'm back on the line and don't have the time or energy to make an at-home entry these days, but when servers fuck up an order and we have extra food I often wrap it up, stash it in the lowboy, and eat it cold for dinner when I get home, after a few drinks - 5-6 nights a week. My philosophy is that if a server fucks up an order and I have to make it twice, that first fuck-up is going to me, not FoH.

Suggesting potatoes for the next theme.

>>9244062
It's pretty good but not worth the wait.

>>9244079
Where did you eat? I've been to Modern Apizza, but not to Sallys or Pepes yet

>>9244103
All three and the spot, Pepes and Sallys are pretty much the same and the spot is pretty much Pepes. All are better than Modern but not by much...if it all to some people.

>>9243940

Check the catalog, we already have a carrot thread.

apricots are forever outclassed by peaches and nectarines.

>>9244003
Take it back.

>>9243906
High fiber, whole food plant based.

Once you eat this way for a while, you stop eating out of addiction and start recognizing food for what it is- fuel. And your palate changes so healthy food tastes good. My favorite meal is a plate of brown rice and various vegetables. Love having bananas and melons for breakfast. Oatmeal with dried fruit and nuts is great for a fast meal when you cant cook or didnt have time for the shop.

>>9243951
>Oatmeal
thanks!