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Hey buddy! What's the weather like in 2009 where you're obviously posting from? It's unseasonably warm here in almost2016. We hit 70° today and I live in the Northeastern US!

>>7034035
How is this a "trend"?

I have literally never seen this anywhere, ever.

>>7034035
Serving burgers and fries on a small sheet tray with a brown paper liner

Just because you're a retard and can't cook risotto doesn't make it shit. Risotto is amazing, easily my favorite rice dish. And if you aren't a mongoloid, it can be made start to finish in under 20 minutes

I hope you wear a helmet

>>7033891
>>7033901
mad italian "people" detected

No. I fucking hate Food Network for exactly this reason
>Okay chefs! (none of them has ever even worked in a restaurant)
>Junior edition of whatever stupid shit is on: "Alright junior chefs!"

It's like nobody ever fucking told them the difference between cook and chef. Some dumbass 14 year old kid or a stupid bitch who has never cooked outside of her own kitchen has never ran a section of a professional kitchen

That's like calling the mayor president because LOL SAME THING RITE

>>7033790
That's a damned 'amen!', mate.
Got intro'd to a 'Juice Chef' once.
Blew my fuckin mind.

>>7033822
Juice Chef?

Why would you waste lobster meat like this?

Just eat a goddamn lobster roll, holy fuck

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The ingredients, mostly. Lobster is expensive and I'm out of macaroni

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Boil dat pasta

>>7033641
Eggs, nonstick pan for eggs, pot, bacon, bread, pb/jam, milk.

This will last me long enough to make a proper grocery list without starving.

>>7033720

strange

I also lived on eggs when I first moved into my apartment

>>7033728
not too strange, almost everyone i know has eggs in their diet and they're easy and cheap enough to live off of at first

>unfilling

dafuq you talking about? Sushi is full of rice. It's absolutely bloating.

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http://strawpoll.me/5897029

>>7033515
sushi's not that expensive if you make it yourself in bulk

>That will be 15 dollars, plus 20% mandatory tip

Why the fuck did you think this was a worthwhile thread?

>>7033224
B8 m8, the 20% is already included baka desu senpai

>Masa

It's Literally FUCKING DOUGH, LITERAL TRANSLATION. WHAT THE FUCK

The only difference is that it is corn flour instead of wheat

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if it cracks, it's a little too dry.

are you letting the dough rest? there isnt much/any gluten in a masa dough, but a resting period before rolling will markedly improve your results.

like making bread, use masa flour to dust your board and pin when rolling. i use a pan lid with sharp edges like a big cookie cutter to get a perfectly round edge (then re-roll the edge scraps for the next tortilla)

>>7033163
>a little

that's a lot more than 40 pounds

those fucking fatasses have much bigger problems than chipotle

>>7032866
Chipotle is burritos right? Whats wrong with advertising naturql ingredients? Its just a marketing stunt. Who eats 2 a week anyway, thats unhealthy as fuck

>>7032866
One of their burritos has like 1,000 calories

You can have that as a meal if you have a small breakfast.

>>7032666
>run kitchen solo
>38 covers over lunch
>spend 90 minutes cleaning down/washing up
>asked if kitchen is still open 30 mins after close time
>fuck no, wanker
On second post shift pint right now. Feels good.

i work at mcdonalds, it was pretty dead here actually

>>7032732
I know the feeling brother, second my shift ended I went down to Tescos, waited for them to open and bought a bottle of vodka with a carton of orange juice.

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>>7032555
6/10
nice trips

>>7032555
>not getting fries to dip in the chili

0/10 would go to Burger King

>>7032555
Looks bretty gud. I won't move anywhere that doesn't have a good Wendy's nearby. They're the perfect model for what fast food can and should be.

They were fast casual before fast casual was fast casual.

>>7031333
If you use a non-stick pan, and don't overdo the fat, it's pretty hard to make unhealthy eggs.

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Make a cabbage soup with a light broth, mushrooms, green onion, tofu, been sprouts, chili peppers, etc.

Vibrant, filling, great for the winter (if you live in my hemisphere), etc.

Salads are probably the worst diet food out there. Avoid. My suggestion would be lentil, bean and legume dishes. Soups and pastas with these are about the healthiest foods on the planet.

>>7031276
>being that fucking guillable
>fucking hating on takis
fuck you op

is this bait?

most of the stuff you listed is good, and ive never seen on ck

>>7031283
>>7031287
This has been over the course of years, do not think for one second I don't suspect a shill using /ck/ to market via subterfuge. Everything I listed was far from authentic and tasted downright despicable.

I'm down in the dumps and idk what to drink. Debating going for a drive to clear my head a bit before i start drinking

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Bought a bottle of this.

>>7031212
>/alc/ general
>only a bottle

Pls leave.

>>7031080
Oh my jesus, they had almond joy hersheys kisses at one point, and they didnt do so well, so there were like 20 bags on clearance. Needless to say That was like the best 4 weeks of my life.