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Move over, plebs.

>>7084736
Man those cookies be dry as fuqq

moon pies

The Pretentious.

The Place to Drink and Watch Sports

>>7084699
The Bar

>>7084690
The first clause makes the everything in the second clause irrelevant.

I'd press the button without a doubt.

>someone serves a meal
>don't want to look rude since I can't eat it
>duplicate a serving using my shitty magic
>now no one is offended
>meal tastes like shit anyway
>turns out they can't cook
>have to force down bad food anyway to not look rude

Thanks button.

>>7085095
>>someone serves a meal
>>don't want to look rude since I can't eat it
>>duplicate a serving which actually tastes nice but looks the same using my shitty magic
>>now no one is offended
>>meal tastes great
>>turns out they can't cook but I don't care
>>have to watch others force down shit food while I enjoy delicious food

ftfy

I would press the button in an instant

>>7084668
That must be fun to clean.

>>7084668
Some people like the taste of different things. Shocking, I know...

>>7084668
that seems like something ancient civilizations would eat
a bunch of crap thrown into a pot, liquid poured over it, and whatever seasonings they had at the time covering it

ramen noodles

>>7084642
Why is pusheen so fucking based?

>struggle-themed

Buy some cans with missing labels from your grocery store. If they are vegetables or meat, make a casserole. If it's fruit, make cobbler. If it's pet food, eat the pet food you dumb broke fuck.

might as well eat a bucket of shit

>>7084640

That's like saying some artificial vagina is best vagina.

>>7084643
But your mother no longer cooks for me after fucking her

But you are old. I've been swapping out your milk for buttermilk for years now

>>7084609
Horror.

Wait, do old people actually drink that stuff?

>>7084536
you should make an entire turkey

>>7084536
>australian master race
>amerifat gf
you dun goofed son.

>>7084536
You didn't get any sweet potatoes. You have to have sweet potatoes.

They advertise it on Loaf and Jug gas station windows. 'Nuff said.

>>7084520
Wtf is loaf & jug

>>7085082
Sounds like it's a chain of gas stations. Context clues are important, anon.

>>7084424
>I thought a healthy-ish fast food place would be nice.

>"Hey kids, daddy's gone out to get take out!"
>>"Yaaaaaay"
>"Here he is now!"
>>>"Hey kids, I hope you're ready for BROCCOLI"

>>7084430
>raising faggots that only appreciate shitty fried garbage food.

Kids would be stoked a f to get some shellfish tho because it looks cool and is the most hands on meal.

initially it doesn't sound good

but if you're in an urban area and offer a variety of healthy salads you'd actually do pretty well (unless you're in the south)

i work an hero 9-5 cube job and would totally go for an under 500 calorie lunch salad thing under 5 bux for lunch

i just had shrimp for the first time today.

i hate over 60 shrimp

help me

>>7084364
I really want to like pickles, but I just can't do it.

I like pickled peppers, pickled chinese vegetables, giarinderia (sp), and the like. So I don't really get where my hate for cucumbers comes from...

>>7084750
I'm so sorry. I could go through a jar of pickles in one sitting. They're incredible.

I don't have any advice. All I can do is offer my condolences.

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>>7084340
Professional Computer Science Professor and Yelper.

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Oh, also

>tfw the wholesaler has really good bluefin tuna and you're there early.

Dishwasher, mostly. I also handle deliveries and catering, place and receive most of the trucks each week, do some ordertaking and expediting, and I pick up shifts in the kitchen when people can't be fucked to come to work.

Why doesn't she love me anymore?

>>7084343
Because you order your steaks well done

When you're boiling lasagna pasta, is my new boss actually flirting with me, or is she just really nice?

>>7084301
Are you locked out? If not, go in and check

>Dear Penthouse...

I used to love those Penthouse letters. Why don't you tell us what really happened?

>>7084301
>threw in frozen veggies
>into hot oil

FAMILLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE RIGHT NOW

>>7084291
Self bump. I will be going to bed soon so I will check back on this thread in a few hours unless I wake up in the middle of the night with insomnia. Either way, I'll be back. Please bump with turkey preparation ideas, bros.

Thanks,

Anon

Also doing friendsgiving this thursday. Looking at doing a drybrine of the bird since kitchen space is small. Looking to do some season combination of kosher salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, thyme, rosemary, and parsley.

imo it's not worth trying to go nuts seasoning the bird, there's not a lot of fat there to taste anyway. My big focus will be making a kickass redwine gracy out of the drippings and giblets.

Everyone else at the dinner is borderline retarded in the kitchen, so I'm not too worried about making an ass out of myself trying to cook the bird.

>>7085158
>red win gravy out of the drippings and giblets

Care to elaborate on your method?