does it get any more based?
The very definition of over-rated.
>>9433891
Soup bone cuts are my dog's favorite food in the world.
He goes nuts for three hours trying to eat every last big of marrow and cartillage in that shit.
Also makes very good soup when simmered for hours.
>>9433899
Same, whenever we were cooking it he would stand guard just outside the kitchen cause he wasn't allowed inside if we were cooking. He'd always lay down with his head peeking around the corner to see what was going on. We'd let him in the yard with the bone and he's be hyper focused for half an hour and it would be all gone, the bone would be perfectly clean. They 15 min later he'd be puking cause he ate too quickly and eat it all up all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
post the classics
hello wildcats
isnt this guy in jail
I like eating poultry but preparing and cooking meat is what I aboslutely hate.
Are there vegetable recipes that unironically taste like chicken?
cauliflower buffalo wings
>>9433463
hello fellow anon on this board
might i suggest using lots of chicken stock in whatever you make? it certainly adds to a chickeny flavour without having to cook a chew and then swallow chicken through your sarcophagus
does anyone else have any other ideas?
i was thinking maybe buy duck/goose fat to use if you are going to roast vegetables too
>>9433475
did you mean esophagus, because if so I have a few ideas for OP's.
Cheap Vegetarian recapies?
Rice
Potatoes
Pasta
just grow your own
its free
>>9433436
>Potatoes
Already abused the hell out of those, Now i'm gonna start abusing egg salads for energy and satisfaction.
I can't eat anything from the sea. Just the smell makes me puke. I'm the only one?
>>9433403
yes
>>9433403
Are you sure you're getting fresh seafood
fresh saltwater fish do not really smell that much after washing and filleting
>>9433403
I used to hate fish and only eat prawns.
These days I'm cool with it all, minus squid and shit like that.
>get the sugar sweats for a can of cinnamon rolls
>bake for 13-17 minutes
>put it in for 15
>they burn
>not checking at 10
You brought this upon yourself
>>9433368
>they burn
You probably need to adjust the racks in your oven, they were too close to the heat source.
Your fault for not watching them dipshit
Deutscher General auf /ck/.
Pfostiert eure Essen, Rezepte und Fragen rund um das Kochen.
Bild relatiert, Eiernockerl auf Grünem Salat
Bewertet
Mache mir immer nur Reis + Fleisch.
Meine Mutter sagt immer: "Du kochst nicht, du machst nur warm" und lacht höhnisch
>>9433321
(sie hat recht)
>>9433318
>Bewertet
Ja Heil \o
After a night of hard drinking out on the town I have decided to make something wholesome and delicious. I'm off to the farmers market for fruits and veggies. Any ideas on for a good vegetable dish?
>>9433257
Most root vegetables are popping right now. Parsnip + Potato is a favorite of mine...or you can do Potato + carrot puree if you want a color pop. Radishes are also jamming right now but I've only worked with them a little bit.
Asparagus is also currently a good choice, it's fucking huge at my farmers market, and I mean huge by organic standards.
(Side Note): almost all those things with a beef broth would make for an great pot roast. Good luck OP.
>>9433257
sweet & sour spinach with sauted shiitake mushrooms w/ onions, garlic, and rosemary desu
>>9433282
Sweet and sour spinach? Never heard of such a thing.
Cooked PIZZDA
>swkare pizza
wtf
Eat PIZZDA
fin.
>>9433108
Pizza can be of any shape, it's not a matter of principle.
How do I make my baked potatoes extra crunchy, they're always soft with a minimal amount of crunch.
Please help me.
Baked potatoes aren't supposed to be crunchy particularly anon.
rub them down with oil
450 for an hour
>>9433088
oil/butter/cheese and broiler that bitch when its almost done
So basically Ive always been a picky/bordering on autist eater and Ive recently started college
The house I'm living in only has hobs and a microwave, no oven or grill.
What im looking for is simple shit you can basically make in a frying pan / pot fairly cheaply. Preferably meat/chicken/pasta based
Ive cooked before so I dont mind if theyre not the easiest. Dont really wanna start getting into the habit of buying the premade microwave dinners either.
Good sites to get recipes are also welcome
>>9432984
Wait, you have a stove but not an oven? Or are you working from a hotplate? It sounds like a slow-cooker is going to be your best friend here. Plug it in, pop in a chuck roast with some potatoes, carrots, onions, celery, and water, and you're good to go.
>>9433001
>no salt or herbs
I mean, it will still be edible, but fuck. You can still just keep it simple as salt, black pepper, and one herb like parsley, oregano, sage, or thyme.
>>9432984
http://www.marthastewart.com/978784/one-pan-pasta
learn this and use it until you're actually skilled at cooking enough to not need it anymore. its braindead easy and there's so many variations online that you will be able to cook food you enjoy forever if you so please.
Someone taught me this recipe once:
>Elbow macaroni
>Oil-packed chunk tuna
>Feta cubes
>Diced cucumber
>Black olives
>Diced red ball pepper
>Season with black pepper
I'm not like you people, but I made it now and it's as good as I remembered. Goes well with coca-cola. Have you ever made anything like this macaroni-tuna-whatever?
>>9432929
Get out.
>>9432932
Why, gheyboi?
Oops, I forgot: It's served cold.
So it's like cold macaroni salad.
I've been at a Cici's Pizza restaurant when I was in the U.S and got the best garlic bread I ever had.
How do I make the same at home ?
>>9432904
bread and garlic and salt
Garlic Butter Seasoning
For sprinkler :
- 2 Tbsp Parmesan Cheese
- 1 Tbsp Garlic powder ( Fresh garlic 2 Tsp )
- 1 Tbsp Onion Powder ( if not available, you can omit it )
- 1 Tbsp Oregano
- 1 Tsp Garlic Salt ( any salt )
Put into empty salt/herb shaker
whats the best three course meal (with drink pairings) that you can make from things bought at the cinema box office?
>>9432899
>Sour patch kids and flask gin
>Mike and Ike's and flask gin
>Sprite and flask gin
The last ones just a drink and we do need some sustenance and you can't go wrong with
>Popcorn extra butter and and Amerifat xl coca cola
Fuck it senpai I splurge at the theater. I rarely pay to watch a movie so why not? Also, all of this obviously assumes the pre movie parking lot toke sesh
>>9432913
>I rarely pay to watch a movie so why not?
But why?
>I'm paying to watch a movie so I may as well pay for 4x overpriced commonly available junk food.
Is this how poors actually think?
>>9432899
I personally enjoy the lobster and the cinema's own craft beer that was made before my very eyes. The only problem is if you wanted your beer in a mug, you had to make your own in the glassblowing section.
>be me
>25 with masters in biomed, 60k in debt, can only get shit sales jobs, make more money landscaping
>only thing i like to do is cook, pretty decent, good knife skills
is culinary school worth it? my degree is useless
>>9432806
No, it's 40k worth of bullshit that you could easily learn in the field.
>>9432806
Are there really no jobs in biomed?
>>9432818
unless you go to med school, get your phd or want to scrub test tubes for 12 an hour not really.
med sales wants like 5 years of sales experience