Woke up drunk, stinking, and didn't have to work. This is what my mind chose to replenish my already dwindling vitamin levels. Turning on my oven now.
I have bad luck with those rising crust digiornos. The edges will get burnt before all the cheese in the middle is melted, and then it's just way too doughy all around. In fact, fuck digiornos all around desu senpai
>>7156281
Agreed. Worst frozen pizza brand
You're in for a stellar day. Don't forget to add more cheese because you want to be fat. And a bunch of dry spices you have around, because why not. You are a chef, posting on a cooking enthusiast's forum!
You also need to get some alcohol back into your system before you eat. Because after you eat, you'll need even more alcohol. Do it now.
Don't forget to watch that oven like a hawk when its getting close. Everyone fucking hates burned pizza, and under cooked pizza is almost as bad.
Post another picture or else I will have wasted my day refreshing this thread. Because I really care about how this goes for you.
Fingers crossed!
Post a better lunch than mine
>protip you can't
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with hot dogs.
>>7156175
okay... so what is it? Why is there a pool of juice sitting on what I assume is some kind of reformed meat?
>>7156175
Dug it out the trash or what that shit looks gross
What's the best brand of horsey sauce to buy, /ck/?
>inb4 make your own
>>7155694
make your own
Make your own, seriously. It's fucking mayo and horseradish
>tfw just ate 4 dogs
What's your favorite condiments to put on a dog, /ck/?
Ketchup. I'm not some mustard eating autistic German fried reich faggot.
>>7155696
Ketchup and mustard is actually a godly mix
Wow 4 whole hot dogs?
Wowzer thats quite a bit
Are you healthy?
I need to cook for 15 people this weekend. Got the main (beef and carbs) and dessert sorted. But I need an entreê idea.
Fresh veggies, seafood, a mousse of some sort, that's what I'm thinking because the main is heavy.
Thanks in advance.
Pic unrelated
I usually like to make a minestrone soup or you could also make something like a pumpkin risotto dish. Its not too heavy so it wont ruin your main dish. That is something I'd make for starters.
>>7154723
A veggie soup is a great idea, it would be easy to make in bulk
But maybe not minestrone if your main dish is also carb heavy. Broccoli and cheddar is a favourite of mine.
>>7154723
A minestrone could work without beans and pasta (but that would be a veggie soup), and a risotto is basically carbs. Thanks for your input anyway lad.
WHY IS THIS STUFF SO GOOD FUCK DAMN
>>7154391
This thread will archive quickly.
Too many eggnog fags.
Because its so god damn fattening
Anything with lots of calories and fat is tasty
>>7154391
>Drinking condensed milk, cream, and nutmeg
americans everyone
Question for non Americans
Is this hard to find in your country?
I can only find it at huge department stores in Mexico.
You can get it from pretty much anywhere that sells soft drinks in the UK.
Pretty hard to find in france , there are only a few stores selling this shitty soda
In America the rivers run deep with Dr.Pepper
And the streets are paved with symphony bars
So when the current Banana cultivar dies, what will replace it?
muh dik
>buzzworthy
There are more types of banana than the cavendish. Bananas will just be expensive and have a different 'banana' flavour.
I'm in a bit of a tight spot, /ck/. Low budget and infrequent shopping trips leave me scraping the bottom of the metaphorical and literal barrel to make dinner. Tonight I'm making beans and rice, using canned beans. My questions are:
Should I use black beans or kidney beans? I have no experience with kidney, so I don't know how they taste or work with other flavors.
Either way, how should I prepare them, and what spices should I use? I was going to heat them up in a cast-iron pan with bacon grease after sautéing an onion, but we have no onions left and I can't go shopping before dinner.
Pictured: most of my spice cabinet.
haha Dill Weed
lol
>>7153851
nice catch bro! haha totally funny
>>7153887
Dude. Weed. Lmao.
Is this the greatest sandwich invented?
>>7153422
That's closer to a taco then a sammich
>>7153422
Probably to be honest.
Kebab is great.
>>7153434
Still a sandwich you Πούστης
Which burger is best burger /ck/?
>>7153104
Guac bacon cheeseburger
avocado doesn't go on burgers
>>7153107
It sure as shit does
What's your white powder of choice for baking pies? Is tapioca powder worth the extra money vs cornstarch vs ap flour? My fillings taste good but I cant slice the with fillings like berries that have a lot of juice without the filling leaking out the crust.
I don't par bake the crust unless the recipe says so. I've seen recipes for the same types of pie some being baking in a par baked crust others in a raw one. I need some pie knowledge ck.
>>7151333
You should basically always pre bake crusts. Also I prefer the texture of tapioca, though it's an admittedly subtle difference that no one else in my family seems to notice.
>>7151333
What do you use?
I have only ever used tapioca and I can do clean cuts even on a raspberry pie which basically becomes all mush/sauce.
use clear jel
To celebrate finals I have invited all of my friends over to get wasted and cook a big ass breakfast.
What should this breakfast consist of?
>>7150922
Laddy, I don't think a king would eat commoner foods like beans.
>>7150924
Forgot to mention
>pick not related
>>7150922
>beans
literally tasteless. You can't even feel them in your mouth. I could have beans in my mouth right now and not know about it. I cannot possibly think of a more bland and boring food.
Have a question. Trying to lose weight. When I wake up in the afternoon, I drink a few cups of coffee but I don't get hungry until hours later, usually around 6pm, at that point I will eat dinner. I then drink for hours then eat basically another dinner. How much does that fuck me? I mean the times I do eat when I first get up, say a couple of eggs and some toast I get hungry quicker than I would have if I didn't eat. Is the second dinner the reason not hungry or is anyone else like this?
You need to eat several small, lean meals throughout the day instead of two big meals, but
>I then drink for hours
is your biggest problem. You need a lifestyle change, once you stop drinking so much the food will be easier to manage.
Fatty food and dairy stimulate intense hunger. Abstain from both. Eat a hot high carb, high fiber meal twice a day, and don't snack. My favorite is meatless pinto bean chili with sweet green peas and some bread. You can eat meat too, but make sure it is lean. I'd stay away from beef, and you only have to eat it once or twice a week at most, unless you are doing vigorous activity and need to build some muscle.
stuff your maw with rice or something until you're not hungry anymore. just wolf that shit down.
im moving out for the first time and i need to know what a basic kitchen needs for cooking
pots and pans mostly, if you could link the stuff you own yourself i would appreciate it.
You should get a dutch oven, family. Way better than a crock pot imo.
>>7157385
get a rice cooker. they come in handy.
>>7157385
So, you've never been in a kitchen? You lack common sense? Are you flat out stupid?
Which is it?