Describe to me your ideal salad, cu/ck/olds.
>>7157014
cucumber, feta, red onion, cherry tomato, olive and dressing on the side
it's the steak salad at cafe rio. let's see if i can name everything it has.
greens/veggies:
romaine lettuce
cilantro
diced tomato
diced red onion
lime wedge
extras:
fluffy pita-like flatbread
marinated steak strips
pinto beans
seasoned rice
crispy tortilla strips
parmesan cheese
and the star of the show: creamy tomatilla dressing.
this dressing is so dang good. it's why i order the salad, instead of just ordering a burrito.
>>7157014
Remove the olives, add more feta cheese and olive oil and it's golden
What are some truly unique food practices you do that you've never heard elsewhere?
When I order a pizza, I ask them to make one slice of that pizza to be just cheese. All I want is one slice of cheese pizza plus whatever slices there are. It reminds me of my childhood.
Be honest.
If I worked there I would make just one entire slice out of sauce on the opposite side of your only cheese, then write e=mc^2 on the inside of the box.
>>7156814
I dont want a sandwich pizza ?
>>7156864
That joke might have been a little too over your head bro. Just give it a little time.
Give me cheap, EAZY meals. I'm eating way too much fast food lately and I can almost feel my arteries getting clogged. What are some cheap, simple things to cook that won't make me feel like an unhealthy piece of shit?
https://youtu.be/T5wJzPNkLnA
It's cheap I think so, also more cheap meals coming
Buy lettuce
chop it
buy onion
chop it
buy cherry tomatoes
chop it
buy feta
chop it
buy olives
chop it
put in bowl, touch of olive oil, salt, mix
buy tzatziki
serve
eat
salad
tasty
http://www.budgetbytes.com
I just cooked my rice in pickle juice. I am currently waiting for it to cool down before I eat it. It smells like fresh baked bread for some reason.
>rice in pickle juice
What the fuck?
Take pics. At least you're cooking something...
I'm eating it right now. It's pretty good. It made the rice a greenish yellow color. I'm about to try putting a little mustard on it.
What type of fish would you recommend for first trying and how would you prepare it?
I've never had it cooked before but I eat sushi with salmon/tuna and pretty often
>>7155425
Fugu fish.
Any idiot can cut and cook it.
>>7155428
This.
Fugu fish is the easiest fish to prepare. It's virtually impossible to fuck up.
Bought Basa coz it was the cheapest
What do?
Did you go a bit crazy when you first left home?
We had a new roommate move in two weeks ago and she's pretty cool I'd say, but so far she has finished four family sized boxes of fruit loops and I reckon 10 large bags of baking chocolate chips which she apparently just likes to munch on at all times.
No one else in the house is sure if we should say something because bitch's gonna double her weight in under a year at this rate.
>>7155119
This is normal female behaviour.
Prepare for incoming hair dye, cat eye glasses, and rants about patriarchy.
Buy shit you like that you think she won't like.
Or just hide it.
But yeah, women love chocolate.
Does she exercise on a regular basis, OP?
Are they eating your food? If so tell them to stop. If not what the fuck do you care what they do?
If you are worried about their mental health talk to them about it. Otherwise quit being a judgment cu/ck/
Who /soylent/ here?
Just got my first shipment of 2.0 after mold scare so far so good. Any recipes you guys have tried? Can you make pancakes with it?
>>7155082
Enjoy the farts.
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>>7155095
Thanks didnt know about this site. /thread
I've never smoked before because I thought it was bad for you (strong religious upbringing D.A.R.E, tv shows/after school specials etc.) but I've done a lot of research on it on 420chan, high times articles and /r/trees. It's actually helps a lot of people with medical problems and isn't as bad as society says so. I'm thinking of eventually joining NORML one day but first I want to try it for myself.
I want my first time smoking to be perfect and I want to eat/drink something that's going to blow my mind. I don't know if I should go for something familiar or something crazy that tastes amazing while high. I'm only 18 so I might have a hard time getting any alcohol but I don't know if I should get drunk and high my first time.
I see a lot of people talking about weed online who just eat garbage like frozen pizza, fast food or junk/snacks while high but I don't like that stuff sober lol. I like a lot of different stuff but I don't really like much seafood besides fried fish, shrimp and mussels. I know it's lame but my favorite meal is nice cut or steak and potatoes. I'm open to any other recommendations.
>>7154999
Beer floats tbqh
You should eat whatever you like eating most while sober
>>7154999
It was never about taste for me when I was high, it was all about texture. Super moist desserts and water felt the best to me. But I digress
DUDE
I recently ordered a bunch of exotic meats (elk, wildboar, fallow venison, alligator, black bear and ostrich. I've never cooked with the ingredients.
What are some recipes/Ideas?
>>7154881
Sausages.
Turn the alligator into popcorn chicken lookalikes.
>>7154881
>exotic
If those are your idea of "exotic," you really need stop eating fast-food.
>>7155144
You should stop shooting and consuming everything that crosses your front yard if you consider black bear meat a standard snack food.
I'll start.
I eat four snickers bars a day which is about 900 calories out of my daily intake of 3900. I literally never get bored of them.They are fucking perfect. I like to vary my snickers intake by dipping them into whipped cream or peanut butter but that is the only variation I need. The only other chocolate I have eaten in the past 5 years was a butterfinger and I physically started wretching until I managed to grab a snickers and use it to 'push' the chewed up butterfinger into my mouth. Snickers are so so fucking good man. The peanuts and the caramel and the soft delicious milk chocolate. I honestly feel sick if I don't have my four snickers each day. Yes I am fat but I don't fucking give a shit. The weird thing is I hate peanuts normally, I hate peanuts butter unless it has chocolate spread and some caramel mixed in to remind me of snickers. I actually love to ensure most of my food is more like snickers, I sometimes make myself a tasty boiled egg dipped in chocolate with the inside replaced with caramel nougat and nuts. Fuck it tastes like a chicken laid a snickers, my mom calls it a 'chickers' haha and we eat them for breakfast together sometimes.
>>7154633
>daily intake of 3900
Not fat, just bulking. Right?
I drink a hot cocoa drink with aspartame and coffee-mate. Try that. Low sugar/fat, low in calories. Very strong chocolate taste.
>>7154638
He's gaining mass.
>yfw Dutch people eat sprinkles on their bread
>yfw Dutch people put memes on their chips
>>7154201
Isn't that originally an Australian thing?
>>7154233
No idea, but I do know it's retarded
Why are so many people incapable of properly cooking rice?
okay wise ass how do you make rice?
>>7152661
Because rice cookers are meme devices and no one on this board actually cooks.
>>7152667
I don't understand you. The most important thing is the quality of rice. You then wash it, put it in the pan, add water and cook on low heat with the cover on but not sealed. Stir from time to time.
The amount of water you add is crucial. If you add too much the rice will cook too much and it's crap. It's better to add less than more. I use bottled water not tap water. Don't let the water dry completely, you want that puffiness. Also don't stir harshly.
I like it al dente but to each his own.
Is Buffalo Wild Wings any good? We have one in town and was thinking about trying their food especially the boneless wings, chicken tenders, mini corndogs, and burgers.
>>7152206
I had their boneless buffalo wings before with the hottest sauce and fries. Pricey, but well worth it. Be sure to check out the sauces that they sell
I like them a lot.
Especially wing Tuesday.
The desert heat seasoning is the best, followed by the tequila sauce.
Ghost pepper sauce is great but it is hands down the hottest flavor I've ever tasted.
Go on Tuesday night, its INSANELY cheaper on Tuesday night for wings. Get whatever sauces seem good to you. The rest of their food is meh, from the little I've tried.
Discuss.
>>7150701
Needs to shave
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I actually liked it back in the day tee bee aych
do you eat moldy bread /ck/?
my uncle does he said its like eating moldy cheese and that it taste good
I have seen him put the heel of his mold bread in a bag of new bread to spread the mold even
Your uncle sounds like a fuckwit
But moldy cheese doesn't taste like shit like moldy bread does
depends on mold strains and shit, but for the most part moldy bread tastes asstastic take my word for it.
There must be someone, somewhere that doesn't have a batshit insane uncle. But it seems to be the case that they're all nuts. Both my parents were single children, so I don't have one myself.