Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 3317. page

not for most of us

Needs anchovies.

Where the pineapple bro?

Get something better... Or it'll be your last invite.

Bring wine or a dessert.

Most people like bread, but they are disappointed when you bring it to a party. Even if it's from a very good bakery. Supermarket baguettes are also pretty terrible.

>>7160252

that's not really true. I've watched get-togethers and meals at restaurants where everyone is so eager to go for the bread while waiting for the food and then using it to eat the soup instead of a spoon that it runs out really quickly and they have to track down the caterer or waitress to bring out some more, often at extra expense.

Worst case, the host has a little left over to make breadcrumbs out of the next day, and you would certainly be remembered for that.

> pizza cook-along
> ramen

Thank god I'm going to bed and this won't be up in the morning

File: 1447521675585.jpg (2MB, 2480x3507px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3507px

>>7160208

/ck/ generally gets really shitty in the evening when all the wageslave Americans get off work and start shit posting while Stouffers brand lasagna is in the oven. Try browsing in the morning for more intelligent conversation and actual cooking threads.

>>7160208
>Tuna
>ramen
>pizza

Please don't continue.

wahhhhhh stop liking what I don't like
>autism

>>7160199
Shit is pants on head retarded.

It's like taking any good dish, imursion blending it and throwing it in a pyrex at 350 for an hour.

Hey bakers...stick with cookies and cakes and leave the real cooking to real cooks you sprinkle loving fucks.

>>7160202
You can't even articulate any kind of flavor or joy you personally get from this?

>>7160196
k thx

10-4

Just sharing thanks

A double sized negro cock

Nope i hate eating with other people

Absolutely not
>Trying to eat my sandwich
>Faggot friend drones on about some stupid shit
>Have to stare and nod at him while eating my sandwich
>Then he asks me a question
>A FUCKING question while I'm chewing my food
Seriously keep that shit YES or NO. All you can do is shake your head when your mouth is full. Anyways,
>Awkward silence while I finish chewing my food
>Don't even get to savor it
>Swallow my food and give him a one-word answer
>He continues with the conversation
Happens every time whenever I go out to eat with someone.

>>7160097
Just find veg protien sources like beans or basmati rice and shit.

>>7160108

Lentils, eggplant and mushrooms to start on protein. Will find other sources once I get in the niche of things.

File: tumblr_mjf0zpvRDO1rxno52o1_1362869701_cover.jpg (33KB, 344x344px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 344x344px

Why does this need a thread? Just go eat vegetarian only food for a month and if you like it good for you, I guess. Unless you're only doing it for attention, in which case fuck off.

>>7159858
Jigger

dunno but the handle looks like bones wich is spooky

Please post jigger warnings next time

semen

>>7159845
I don't know, but I have a set of pots similar to that, so I'm going to guess that whatever's in there is probably either scorched or about to scorch.

File: 20151211_123418.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

Its nothing

frozen versions of whole foods (meats, vegetables, fruits) fall under all 4 of those categories
poverty diet includes bulk rice/beans, dump some frozen vegetables in it. defrost and cook the meat separately. frozen fruits can easily be thrown into yogurt or milk which are both pretty cheap

frozen prepared meals are kind of always gonna be gross unhealthy or comparatively expensive so thats probably the best answer you'll get

Ice.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Homemade+frozen+meals

>>7159812

>how would one go about expanding knowledge of cooking

Cook more.

Also start threads on /ck/ about how you're cooking something in an obviously wrong manner. The drunk pros will come out of the woodwork to tell you how they would do.

>from /fit/ so food is a huge part of my life

Heh.

Pick foods you like to eat, look up the recipe, and cook them. Fuck it up the first time. Make it again and fuck it up less. Eventually get it right.

Learn your basics: measurements, knife technique, cooking methods.

>>7159834
Cook every day, usually my dinner is where I put the effort in. Just feel like I'm stagnating a little.

>>7159839
Yeah, that's usually how I do things at the moment, haven't had any disasters yet...

>>7159843
Pretty good idea to be fair, assuming I can apply this to other foods too? Vegetables? Meat?

File: image.jpg (628KB, 1832x2175px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 1832x2175px

Another pic for reference. This one is about 2" thick. ....They will be marinating in a dry rub until
Tomorrow when I cook em'
So I have time. Thanks again

>>7159644
You shouldn't worry about overcooking them, they have so much fat and connective tissue they'll be moist and tender. I'd say put a spice rub on them overnight, then braise in a low oven with some aromatics and flavorful liquid for a few hours. Once they're done, make some kind of glaze for them and either grill or broil them with the glaze.

You could also just use a spice rub and then smoke them.

Low and slow in the oven and then to the grill to mark them sounds like a good plan.

As >>7159685 suggested, braising them would be a good way to ensure the fat and connective tissue breaks down.

Go on

Butter and MCT oil are fine. If you're buying that dude's "upgraded beans" for $20/lb, you're an idiot.

>>7159619
>drinking butter is great for weight loss
Thanks, but I'll stick to my activated almonds.

I like mine on bratwurst

>>7159498

With shredded pot roast, and mashed potatoes on the side with even more saurkraut on top.

>>7159498
every time I eat sauerkraut I end up having too much because I love it. then I end up spraying fiery death from my delicate asshole

do americans really eat this?

>>7159430
Pork and apple has been a combination before American even existed idiot

>>7159431

This, apples are indigenous to the Eurasian continent. That whole Johnny Appleseed thing was an actual account of one lonely boy's journey to spreading appledom across the Americas.