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Why do Americans still eat like there is an incoming famine?

>>7154586

At least they eat real food... Americans eat literally garbage and byproducts.

>>7154595
Because food conglomerates are allowed to mislabel food and anyone who calls attention to this fact is derided as an "orthorexic" who hates America

My dad would do shit like that all the time growing up.

Granted, it wasn't until years later that I realized he'd smoke a bowl right before we'd go out to eat, and usually have a beer or two.

It's embarrassing, but anyone working FoH will know which server is in charge of that table and should easily be able to let them know.

Yeah, it kinda sucks, but that's the service industry.

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>Me when I was 15
>Mom, brother, sister and myself go out to dinner
>Sister was older and a lush, starting to develop food allergies
>We go out to Mexican and she others a Mojito
>Something in the drink gives her a bad reaction and she can't breath
>Mom takes her outside restaurant thinking that would somehow help
>Brother and I try to follow thinking this would be an impending ambulance ride
>Mom yells "STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR THE FOOD THEYRE COMING SOON"
>Put on my wtf? face
>She probably thought the restaurant would think we're dine and dashing, without having dined first
>Sit back down with brother, entire restaurant looks at us like we're white trash
>Sigh and dig into some of the complementary chips and salsa
>They come back and everything's fine
>Mom gets mad at me for some reason for trying to leave
>MFW she can't assess a situation in the heat of the moment
>MFW ALL women can't assess a situation in the hear of the moment

Not that embarrassing but idgaf
> be out eating thanksgiving at restaurant because family is too lazy to cook
> nice place, food is good and all that
> pretty much finished with meal
> grandpa asks me "what do you think, anon? Ready to leave"
> "yeah sure"
> "okay everybody, anon wants to leave so I think we should go"
> wait a sec
> fuck you gramps

chicken w/ mixed veggies
its chicken w/broccolis older and sexier sister

The general famous chicken, literallly the most eaten chicken dish around the world.

Sweet and sour chicken
Orange chicken
pork fried rice
lo mein noodles
a couple spring rolls
crab rangoon

It usually lasts me like 2 days.

fuck off

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Smoothies. It's a good way for your body to absorb green veggies.

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>>7137859
>garlic and apple
>blended together

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>>7149678
>fridgerator

This man never stops pissing me the fuck off. It's like he intentionally acts like a stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american to get views and it's fucking working. The only thing that tells me that this guy is for real is the fact that his youngest son is as fucking stupid as he is and his wife is a retarded hamplanet aswell.

Christ i love to hate King Ja/ck/.

>>7149695
>lie and say gf instead of mom
I've done that a couple times before. It sucks.

Why is his washer and dryer in his kitchen? I've never seen another house with a setup like that.

>>7162280
looks to be fried not grilled.

>>7162280
What is the giant ectoplasm at the bottom of the picture doing? Trying to eat your sandwich?

>>7162319
This post (me) is 3 replies 4 posters
>>7162322
this is 4 / 4

therefore,

>>7162315
>>7162322
are the same person

>>7161970
>healthy
So fucking what?
The guy is a classically trained Italian chef, of course he's going to use olive oil.

>>7161978
As a celebrity chef, what has he done to counter the myth that it's okay to eat a lot of olive oil because it's "healthy"? Nothing that I've heard of, he's teaching people recipes to be used at home, they don't need to use as much olive oil as in a restaurant dish. There's 120 calories in every spoonful and he just pours it like it's no problem.

He uses olive oil in Thai green curry, ffs.

American food television is done. Watch the Great British Baking Show if you want something fun and comfy, it's really excellent.

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>>7161864
>cutthroat
>comfy

>>7161864
I've never seen it. Let me see if I can guess...

1. Big BOOMING music that's louder than everything else.
2. Seriously fucked up editing where entire conversations or sentences have been chopped & changed to make it look like somebody said or did something that never happened.
3. Related to #2, an edit that shows someone being shouted out, but it later turns out they weren't being shouted at.
4. 2 second shots of any actual food or cooking, 30 second shots of people's faces.
5. Stupid voice over.
6. Fake drama. May include the line "Elimination decisions may be made in conjunction with the producers" right at the end, in tiny type.
7. At least one person who doesn't belong in a kitchen and is clearly in over their head. May be flat out dangerous. Just their for comedy value and leaves the competition early.
8. Continuous recaps of what just happened in the last 10 minutes in case you have the memory of a goldfish. Always with lots of bad edits and BOOMING MUSIC.

Am I right?

chicken tikka masala... I had it when I was in brisbane. Really good. I had it with garlic naan

>>7161568
Does it taste as great as butter chicken m8?

palak paneer, vegi paratha, onion bhaji

gulab jamun for dessert

Ground venison makes great chili...cant go wrong .

>>7161175
Ground anything makes a good burger.

>>7161175
Reform it into a little baby deer.

>>7160694
first recipe: barbecue ribs
>1 Beer -- cut into cubes

it's shit

>>7160694
I bought that game at the steam summer sale and still haven't played it. Thanks, OP

>Categories: Desserts, German
Yield: 10 Servings

2 c Chicken broth
1/2 c Oil

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>>7160700
>he doesn't cube his beer!

yogurt

>>7160586
>Trouble is, most is either oily or full of fat (milk).
because you're eating a bowl of vegetables with 0% fat... tasty food is always in balance with fat and lean, sweet/sour/bitter/salty/UMAMISAVORY, soft and crunchy, etc.

>>7160586
>Salad dressing is the reason we eat salad. Don't deny it.

Nope.

I dress my salad with olive oil, vinegar, salt and pepper.

Try again, fattie.

>>7160556
that was the worst thing i ever read

i legitimately hope you hang yourself with an extension cord

>>7160556
I am taking the time to type this out instead of abbreviating it

Kill yourself

THIS THREAD IS SO BAD THAT OP IS CONFIRMED AUSTRALIAN

>>7160478
I worked at this new store in Chicago our pizza was awful

>>7160478
how much was it? like, three bucks?

>>7160563
$3.50 a slice or two for $6.

I could have gone to the non chain pizza place a few miles away and had two better slices of pepperoni and a drink for $7.

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>>7160366
When I get down to the bottom of a bag of chips i always get the scissors and cut off all the excess bag, leaving only the bottom few inches so that the crumbs and smaller pieces are easier to get at. I do it because my dad always did it

how long do you fry it?

>>7160397
super pro life hack tip: put the chips in a bowl and you could not possibly have an easier time eating them