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Kraft Dinner w/ cream of mushroom.

I also do the microwave scrambled egg thing, usually put cheese in it.

>unironically buying junk like this

come on family

>>7189722
It works well and is fast if you need to eat before work.

What's wrong?

I'm not claiming it's like a stir-fry wok or smoker to make fancy meals.

soda tastes better in glass bottles

I've tried a lot of these, and I've preferred the ones with real sugar in every case except mountain dew

>>7189577
I never liked Mountain Dew until I tried it in the Philippines back in 2007. It took me a while before I realized that they used sugar instead of HFCS in their manufacturing process.

>>7189219
>buy jar of cherries
>freeze some of them

If they're already the kind that's suspended in a 14% sugar solution, then you're not ruining the texture quality by freezing them, because they're already soft and mushy.

>>7189249
freezing them would be entirely acceptable if I was storing them to use in bulk

but I can't really defrost them one at a time, I'd have to wait ten minuits for every drink
and they would get even mushier

>>7189219
They're ruined. Toss in the trash.
The kind of mold you get in spoiled food is too toxic to you to consider risking it. Just getting vomiting can dehydrate you, cause severe enteritis and even hospitalize you in an ICU for beyond what your savings will like. Forget it. This is why the smaller jars cost more, fyi.

Nothing wrong with freezing it. It's already canned and kind of soft, as another anon said. Consider starting with frozen cherries and making a little syrup to order from a few, or using a cherry liqueur like Herring, or splash of chambord or even the cherry-ness of say an Amaretto.

I thought unadon was noodles?

>>7188979
Me to.
They have good lasagna made with fresh noodles

I guess its a bowl with eel and rice

You forgot to mention the part where you really need to impress her new boyfriend Jamal, who is the real father of the 5 year old boy.

It was funny the first 2 or 3 times but most people do not share your cuckolding fetish, therefore we are not endlessly sexually aroused by these fantasies as you are.

>>7188850

Cook what the boy likes with a grown up option of green salad and lean proteins of some kind. seasoned pan fried chicken breast or maybe steak fajitas, etc.

Have a treat ready to go for him as well and above all, just be chill. don't talk about your issues or have any expectations or get all weepy over ahit

>And don't you dare put on a Mickey Christmas Carol that shit is brutal

>>7188862
Thanks, I wasn't expecting decent advice here, I have a lot of steak around. Like that idea.

is this chick a chef or something?

>finally, a jewish woman has access to a cooking show

thanks op

Chipotle isn't authentic, muh lengua

Sincerely,

White people who desperately crave validation from Latinos (pronounced "lah-THEE-nohs") in their lives

>>7188561
>chipolte

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>Crunch wrap

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As a Hawaii fag, musubi is the only acceptable way to consume Spam.

put it in a blender with some heavy cream and brown sugar

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Spam and eggs is a classic, cut thin and fried.

I feel ike maybe cubed and fried it'd be good with ramen, or rice would probably be better.

I was already, and those aren't canapes.

I'm not a craving canape, fuck you OP

>>7188486
>those aren't canapes.
Yes they are. What exactly do you think a canape is?

>>7188350
>all that red
>dip instead of ketchup
2/10 would eat only after cooking longer

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>>7188357
>red
So what? It's just some myoglobin, not blood. It stays red because it denatures are a higher temperature than the hemoglobin in blood.
Pic related, what you'd eat - absolutely disgusting.

>>7188350
Holy shit learn how to cook. Fucking disgusting. Gettin real tired of this "ultra blue meme"

corn nuts
wheat nuts
coconut nuts
hazel nuts

>>7188153
Sure
Brownie, corney, nutty, salty and blurry

pine nut
cardamom pod
cinnamon in some white shit
hazelnut or something

I don't have any and im kinda full from a tv dinner I ate earlier.

>>7188013
Corn doesn't have nuts

I like havin me teeth m8

for me its Schlotzsky's because they have high quality bread and high quality ingredients.

>johnny rockets, applebee's, fatburger and big boy count as fast food
Wouldn't have thought that. They're sit-in joints with table-service, aren't they?

>>7188001
They're all stocked by shitty SYSCO et al so they're basically all the same shit on a different plate.

salsa chicken

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First I coat the crockpot with olive oil. Then I lay down some tortillas, enchilada sauce, chicken cut into small strips, then refried beans, Mexican chilies, cheese then I repeat that.

>>7188122
Reminds me of something similar that I do. Quarter tortillas, place in bowl with cooked chicken, green salsa and cheese. Layer until bowl is full. Bake until cheese is melted and bubbly.

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Also kill yourself.

>>7187843
And what do we say to death?