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>>7215989
>neckbeard in hipster glasses, probably bald
oh great, another reddit-tier chef

>>7215989

You can't be a chef unless you have a tattoo of a whisk or a knife.

>>7215989
Is there anything JJ Abrams can't do?

Wtf is "good boy" food?

>>7215774
unfunny old meme

>>7215767
t-tendies

Autism:the thread

>>7215699
>my mom's bf
You should remind him that he's intimate with a woman who has children that aren't his own. The very definition of a cuck.

I'd poison someone like that.

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>>7215699
> my moms bf

Mix in 2 lbs ground beef, 1/4th cup bread crumbs, 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce. I usually do 80/20 ground beef, if you want it leaner, it will be drier.

For the sauce after sauteing your meat balls, de-glaze the cast iron pan (your a fag if you don't use cast iron btw) with about a half cup of red wine. Add a few heaping spoon fulls of sour cream after de-glazing and about 2 tbs. of Worcestershire. If you want a thinner sauce, you can add heavy cream. Thicker you can add corn starch. You can also add salt/pepper if you wish to your personal liking it in or not. Its a very adjustable sauce for adding any spices that you like.

Meatballs are boffo

>>7215687
I'm poster
>>7215664
Also, I don't really think "finnish" meatballs has a specific recipe. Lots include eggs in the meat, or none, some has cream, or butter, or etc etc in the recipe. I think its a dish that can have a lot of combinations of ingredients based on the family/town/restaurant that makes it. The only things that matter is that its beef balls with a white sauce. You'd actually love to experiment with a whole ton of different combinations. My recipe makes it more of a brownish due to the red wine, but it makes it imo silkier with a nice taste. My personal wine choice is Mogen David which is a very wet red concord that gives max flavour after the alch is bubbled off.

>>7215588
probably not as good as the one from hoy yong fong foods or whatever that chinese shits called

>>7215597
Shitting Mongoose Brand

>>7215597
Cock Sauce

Sincronizada?

I can hear the trailer revving from here

Here in America we call that a burrito. You're never going to get your green card this way, Paco.

Bottle of Oban 14 year

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A humongous jar of Trail Mix, Hershey's Kisses and a bottle of Glenmorangie 18.

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Well, not exactly a christmas gift, but I got a 26 year old bottle of straw wine.

Looking forward to having that one with friends.

It's only good really cold

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>>7215493
when its not cold

9 seconds on google and you could find out why your bolognese recipe fucking sucks, you need a lot more than tomatoes and basil
you want parmesan not mozzarella and usually itd be served on it's own so people can add it to taste

actually just serve everyone a can of tomatoes with a tablespoon of dried basil mixed in

>>7215485
Okay, for the can of tomatoes do I heat it up first or serve it cold?

you don't sound excited at all, man.
Just give up already and get catering

The first one or two cups are going to taste like aluminum ass, so just toss them.
After that there should be enough of a patina between the metal and your coffee to brew normally.

Boil the water separately before pouring it in, the pot can burn your coffee if you leave it on the stove too long.

While it's brewing, watch the colour of the coffee as it comes out of the spigot: once it turns a golden or honey colour, take the pot off the heat and let it finish.

These make terrible coffee dude. Listen to >>7215382 in order to get the best possible results from them but honesty youd bee butting your beans to better use making hobo coffee


They're beautifully designed, but you'd have been better off getting a french press or a hario cone

>>7215483
I've got a french press but I want to make something stronger sometimes.

that's because you can't tell that it tastes like old garlic because you're intoxicated or your tastebuds and sense of smell are dulled from smoking

DUDE

WEED

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>>7215298
Turkey wrapped in bacon, beef, roast potatoes cooked in beef dripping, yorkshire pudding, brussels sprouts cooked in garlic, bacon and butter, parsnips cooked in honey, carrots, pigs in blankets, stuffing and red cabbage

>>7215298

We ate take out Chinese. My parents had made plans to go out for diner with my older sister, her husband and kids. My sister failed, after knowing this for months, to get money together to pay for her entire company and then my mother tried to get me to pay for her entire company (husband and kids) while my mother would then pay for my sister and herself+dad. Hearing this 4 days before the actual date I was sort of pissed that they just decided to do this and so we ended up staying home eating take out which was fine too. Suddenly my sister understood that I am not there to pay for her spouses, probably cause it was the holidays and she couldn't get away with it (which she tries everytime and my mother gives in way too much).

>>7215318
>Yorkies
>For Christmas dinner

>dumb shits that start their trolls with penn pics

>>7215300

Don't you like le trashman meme? It's my favorite meme xDD you're welcome to save it friend :^)

>>7215295
The only thing that makes me nope is unsanitary conditions. Even those have to be terrible. But I'm not an autist.

>>7215123

you must consult the official /ck/ bible of cooking before asking such a question.

>>7215123
I like mixing $130 bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon with Sprite.

>>7215173

I was with some japo's in HK who mixed a 10k bottle of cognac and pepsi, it was a sad day.

>>7215083

why do so many poor people come here?

>>7215090
Where?

>>7215093

there also here