What is the most hipster, meme, buzzfeed-induced meal /ck/ can come up with? Bonus points if you actually make a recipe.
I'll start:
>tacos al pastor
>Nutella infused sriracha green Chile sauce
>free-trade holistic shaman blessed onion
>kale-derived lettuce mixed with farm-fresh spinach picked from a plant on...
>the Korean food truck shelf
>takes rare pepes as form of currency
The sushi cook-along from last month was clearly the furthest anyone here has gone.
It was a shame the thread got taken over by nothing but a flood of /b/ reaction images.
A medium rare steak would probably rustle a few jimmies.
All New (tm) Chipotle bacon sriracha kimchi burrito
Chicken, rice and beans is the GOAT meal. Debate me.
A torchon of foie gras with a little good salt, good bread, and a fruit compote or two is the GOAT meal.
>don't need to debate op because i can afford to eat more than just poor people food for every meal
>>7206759
Needs a green vegetable for variety, flavor, and nutrition. Swap out the baked beans for green beans, peas, collard greens, spinach or broccoli.
>>7206776
Fuck you. Swap them for black beans.
>lock in flavor
>non-stick
Fuck off.
>I'm just washing my food down with a little water!
who /mac n cheese/ here?
From scratch, sure.
Cheddar
Butter
More cheddar
Heat till thick and gooey
Even the instant kind is better than microwave. Refrigerated ones aren't too bad though.
Mac and Cheese are literally the most boring meal in existence.
>hurr you jus don no how to make it
>huuurrr have you ever tried kraft dinner its the best you can get in american stores
>blublublu its NOT JUST FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>general hurring and durring
would you eat it, /ck/
Do your parents have a restaurant they always go to? My mom doesn't, but every time the Steelers play my dad goes to Buffalo Wild Wings and gets the chipotle dry rub wings, it's like fucking clockwork. I'm surprised he's not tired of it yet.
>>7206375
Cool story bro.
My favorite part was the chipotle dry rub twist at the end.
8.5/10, would read again
I used a secret ingredient.
>>7206292
The essence of pure flavor?
You didn't even remember to greentext this time, shitposter.
Fuck off.
>>7206292
Who is this? Her facial expression is profoundly ugly
I just feel like they're so overrated. It doesn't help that my roommate cooks them all the time/asks me to cook them. So fucking boring.
I like burgers, They satisfy my lust for meat while still allowing me to not get shit everywhere or eat while working. I like to put a shitload of spinach on them too, so it's the nutritional value of a normal meal.
There's a burger thread, a roommate complaint thread, multiple picky eater threads, and an overrated food thread.
Why did you feel the need to start this thread, OP?
>>7206262
fish stew
Would you /HitThisDip/ CK?
> Dip ingredients:
Cream cheese.
Sour cream.
Taco Seasoning.
Lettuce.
Green onion.
Red and yellow peppers.
Shredded mozarella and cheddar cheese.
If you use any other dip recipe, kill yaself.
>>7206260
>/hitthisdip/
Please, Jamal.
>>7206260
No, that sounds disgusting and probably tastes like shit. Looks like Jack's aunt myrna party salad abomination.
>>7206260
I do that with ground beef add tomatoes
I have some ground beef I'd like to get rid of. Any ideas for some tasty recipes?
Cottage Pie
>>7206238
Hamburg sandwiches.
>>7206244
Winrar. Dubs confirm cottage pie is best use of ground beef.
Or make yourself some meatball subs.
Going to make a whole roast chicken for the first time ever. Any tips? What kind of seasonings do you use etc
Probe thermometer.
Shove some Onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves, butter, thyme, parsley and half a lemon in that bitch.
>>7206225
Follow this recipe, it's the best roast chicken I've ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wk2cYarjOI
Is there a cheese you can't stand, /ck/? Ricotta is trash. That gritty texture is just awful, not to mention it's bland.
American cheese doesn't count, we already know most people hate it here.
>>7206092
>American cheese doesn't count, we already know most people hate it here.
it not as good as most cheese, but it doesn't taste bad
Who spends time thinking about things that they don't like?
>>7206092
>ricotta
>gritty
i have never even heard of this happening before
The hell is this?
>>7205935
Looks like wraps where the tortillas are made with spinach.
FYI I'm talking about the clear mush, not the chicken wraps.
>>7205939
Try taking a less shitty photo. Looks like condensation from here.
I Just came back from my first time eating japanese food, and it tasted like heaven
ITT : moment's like that
I once ate a pizza that tasted really good
>>7205856
I once ate your mum's pussy and it tasted bretty gud
>>7205856
The first time I tried a well-made liver and bacon. People always overcook it, but when it's done right it's mouthgasm-tier.
Scotch steaks were on sale.
The whole fillets were still mad expensive, so I had to get precut.
They're a little thin so I had some trouble getting a sear going without cooking it the whole way through.
Any way, I've literally never cooked steak. How did I do?
>>7205557
what the fuck is a scotch steak?
hard to tell the sear because of that sauce you got on it. what is it?
looks to be about medium. you fucked up a little bit. don't cheap out for a thin cut next time unless you have a grill that can get hot enough to sear each side for 1 minute.
>>7205560
Red wine and meat juice reduction.
Scotch steak is rib eye.