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be careful if you go to OPs house he'll try to touch ur bum because he's a big fag

>>7217808
You can't make a claim like that without providing any proof. You could own a café next door.

I believe you, OP.

Try the Longhorn

>>7217706
Honestly?
The chicken. I had it once there before and it was charbroiled to perfection and marinated in peri-peri sauce.
So... good.

>>7217668
>adds water to milk
So shes cooking something that uses water and milk? Whats wrong here?

My favorite cooking cringe moment os when you see someone using a metal spoon with a non stick pot. That scraping noise. So youre just gonna scrape that teflon right into the food, oh ok.

>>7217702
>Whats wrong here?

Carnation is a brand of evaporated milk. I assume OP is calling her out for buying that stuff instead of normal fresh milk.

>>7217668
But parmesan does melt.

By liberally sprinkling sage over cancerous threads like this one.

>>7217664
good lord I hate people who use the side of container to wipe off the knife. bloody animals.

also.. why does the bread knife have prongs?

I'm going to work and I'm going to have a croissant at work. The bakery near work is god tier, and the croissant will be the highlight of my day, I just hope nobody interrupts me while I'm eating it. My office should be closing early today.

Then, later, I will come home, start a load of laundry, and masturbate to pornography. I haven't decided which one but maybe I'll download some of that electrocution stuff, I didn't even know I had that fetish until /hc/ taught me about it. If I'm not in the mood for something cruel I might just watch some vintage early 2000s lesbian porn.

I'm probably going to roast a chicken, because I've been craving roast chicken lately.

As it gets later, I will probably drink some alcohol, and possibly rummage through my drawer to find the dessicated bag of marijuana that I bought last summer for no particular reason, and have barely touched. I don't really enjoy marijuana but it could be a nice change of pace.

I haven't gone out on NYE for years, because if I stay sober it's unbearable with all the screaming and the stupidity, and if I get drunk enough where it's actually bearable, terrible things happen. Easily my least favorite "holiday", even worse than St Patrick's day.

Her candy bowl mah nigguh

>>7217643
My granny would always make chopped olive sandwiches (basically chopped black olive mixed with mayo on white bread), and a clam dip that is legendary in our family. Every holiday, someone makes clam dip, and we all try to get it as close as possible to grandma's.

Just eat healthily. Ten seconds of research should convince you that "detoxifying" is a bullshit concept

>>7217630
if you look up anything with the word detox in it you just find blogs of Middle Aged women with to much time on their hands raving about avocados

If you look up the definition of toxicity, then that will clear up everything.

Vitamin A can reach toxic levels at around 10000 IUs per day for example. Arsenic can reach toxicity and spirulina has some preliminary evidence for lowering levels, but if normal levels produce no clinical side effects, then it's pointless to begin with. Alcohol is detoxified by the liver while N-acetylcysteine has been shown to help with that and has been used as treatment in liver failure for a while now.

There is no real detox diet. In fact, consuming ridiculously large amounts of single foods will possibly increase your likelihood of toxicity. A balanced diet is and has always been the best. You could go the extra mile and look up pesticide levels in foods, the specific pesticide and its effects, and arsenic and heavy metal levels. A rule of thumb would be to avoid Chinese.

Detox is a fad just like superfoods, toning and spot reduction. You can put any spin you want on it, being healthy has always been a fairly simple thing.

>>7217604
I like it and its cheaper than catfish

>>7217604

I did some googling, it's almost impossible for some reason to find any recent independent test results from the West (scientists being useless cunts as far as food safety is concerned as usual). Here is some from Egypt, Palestine and Poland though.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1815385212000302

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Tarek_Elnimr/publication/267994482_Evaluation_of_some_heavy_metals_in_Pangasius_hypothalmus_and_Tilapia_nilotica_and_the_role_of_acetic_acid_in_lowering_their_levels/links/551d3f860cf23e2801fe0a78.pdf

https://translate.google.nl/translate?hl=en&sl=pl&u=http://ptz.icm.edu.pl/download/2015/tom_11_1/VI%2520%25C5%2581uszczek-Trojnar.pdf&prev=search

Conclusion : very significant lead and cadmium content, not a problem for infrequent consumption but not something you'd want to eat daily.

Ignoring that, I dislike the texture of panga/swai, of the garbage farmed fish I prefer Tilapia (used to be just as cheap, but Panga pushed it out of the market a bit).

>>7217659
Nice blog post
>>7217604
Yeah it's not good. The reason people are suspicious of Asian farmed fish is that it's shit. I'm Asian, I generally like Asian stuff, this is not about xenophobia or "protectionism", people need to understand that all food is NOT the same.

nobody likes carrots, fag.

>>7217601
ok professor

too many weird hard bits in them...low quality sausage.

>>7217433

Oh and whenever we have eaten out with my family it was always my parents who paid.

Would it be the same if im eating out with her family or would i look like a total faggot if i dont pay for everyone?

You'd want to pay for yourself and your geef. Most likely the brothers will pay for themselves (and the wife+son), and the parents will pay for themselves.

If your geef's parents offer to pay for all, play it by ear and accept if you have to. Otherwise, suggest once that you can pay for yourself and your geef and then let it go.

>>7217441
Always offer to pay for yourself, even if you know the parents will cover the whole bill. The parents will respect you more.

I wonder not if but how much will hollywood fuck this up when they make the movie

I prefer a good linux kernel.

>>7217390
oh shut the fuck up faggot before I slice your throat neck

>>7217392

op here, i'm not this faggot

I live down the road but have a full time job so I don't think I can participate

I've eaten nothing but Hungry Man and Lunchables for a month. That's basically the same thing.

I'd do it but I live in PA.
:(((

fry some fucking bologna and put it on some ground beef from stop & shop and it's better than meme/fast/food

>>7217169
Yea that's great, let me unhinge my jaw just to take a bite. Meme burger.
>fuck outta here

do americans really eat this?

>>7217159
Looks runny. I always make mine with lots of potato and then mix in egg for extra structure and brotein.

>>7217177
A little more runny than I would have liked but I just couldn't wait for it to cool.

>>7217139
yeah, these don't have great reviews from what i've seen before. were they a gift or did you get them for yourself?

>>7217170
I bought them, but only because I got a really good deal on them
so I think I got what I paid for, probably sell most of them on

I like a light handle, but I think these are even too light for me

worst is useing them for anything involving bones, they are much too sharp and the edge is too thin for butchering type work, the blad cuts right into the bone and it's too easy to accidentally cut off small pieces of bone
>l2use knives

I have a global chef's knife, and my only complaint is that it gets dull quickly and I'm too lazy to spend an hour whetstone sharpening.