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every single episode is scripted you fucking dolt

>>7214497
70% of it is real, most of the scripted part comes from Gordon instigating shit.

>>7214484
>watching an episode
>gordon smells spoiled fish and pretends to vomit into a trashcan 4 times
>makes the owner smell it
>he's just like "yeah it's bad"
he's like boogie2988 on youtube with his francis character. everyone wants to be extreme and angry now on tv and youtube because people want to live vicariously through them.

They're mostly water though.

Enjoy your sodium nitrates

>>7211629
worst brand of anything in the grocery store. honestly. they are so fucking awful.

asparagus makes my piss smell gross

>>7220696

Thank you for contributing to this thread.

>>7220695
Ramake is always good. I usually leave out the chicken livers though since most people are picky faggots, but just the water chestnut works well too.

>>7220646
Nuts, enty of nuts

eat a dick like the faggot you are

So all of 4chan is just like /b/?

>>7220554
I really wish that was true

>>7220526
Posting pics of your kids on here is bad news mate.
All sorts of freaks lurk here, not to mention the animu pedophiles.
Take it down

>>7220531
A picture of some crackers on a plate with a toddler in the background made you think of pedophiles.

Think about how your life got this way, and then ask yourself if it's too late to fix it.

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>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall

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It somehow looks worse next to a pizza that was most likely made as a joke.

Also, someone ban this idiot meme guy who's spamming every thread.

do americans really eat this?

>>7220552
>Also, someone ban this idiot meme guy
The mods are passed out drunk, please give them 24 hours to recover and then another 36 hours to go through the backlog of reports.

yellow

Yellow cheese.

how did you make fondue with it and do you mind sharing the recipe?

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Pic related, my Osso Bucco.

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>>7220353
Well the cheese mix was ready to eat, so no recipe here, but it contained several cheeses, wine, potato starch and cherry schnaps.

The dutch oven sat in a Weber charcoal kettle for convinience and i used an alcohol burner to heat up the pot.
The alcohol burner emitted just the right ammount of heat, took about 45 minutes to melt 2.5kg cheese with tempereatures around 0 degrees celsius in our back yard.

We were 5 people and had almost nothing left after about 1.5 hours.

Cleaning wasn't hard, but a little time consuming. I boiled some water in the dutch oven and scraped the hard residue off.
The rest came off with a steel sponge.

The appeal is that it's basically maple syrup flavored captain crunch.

>>7220182
The appeal is that it's shaped like tiny slices of bread, therefore you're not supposed to pay attention to the flavor.

At least that's how they expect kids to think of it.

>maple syrup flavored captain crunch
>don't see the appeal

>>7220150

>>7220150
same t︂b︂︂h, but for my gf

I've just finished my third shit for 2016. Am I winning?

It was a big one too.

My resolution is to learn to cook better than my wife's son's father.

>>7219994
General Tso's chicken with beef fried rice.

>>7219994
Orange Chicken or Mu Shu Beef with extra sauce.

>>7220000
I don't think I've ever had Moo shu anything what's it like?
Nice get too

'Agna

Are you all trying to summon some magic lahzanyee cuck spirit or something?

go back to your hotglue thread

Shut the fuck up.

>>7219793
Fuck off