I was trying to make some yummy teacakes and my bitchy friend ruined them. Do you have any cooking with friends horror stories?
>>9269397
My friend did the same thing, then tried to replace my cakes with a shitty bag of pretzels
>>9269397
>my bitchy friend ruined them
How? Give us details anon
>>9269445
I was concentrating real hard on decorating them and she ran up behind me and hugged me, which made me squirt icing all over them.
Fuck you, I liked it.
>>9269363
So did I. Maybe I was a pleb at age 6, but I didn't notice a different taste.
They bought skim milk
>>9269322
buy your own fuckin milk if you don't like the free milk your mom bought for you
dumb frogposter
New beer thread?
Found these at a little corner store in MA.
>>9269264
Looks like shit. Are you a hipster?
>>9269268
Are you a faggot?
people were going crazy for sip of sunshine where Im at. Is it any good?
Got a stove-top smokerbox and loving it. Quick to use and makes great tasting food.
Any one got some good smoker recipes and tips?
You can cold smoke bacon, lox, etc. with one of these maze like contraptions. They're under $30 on amazon and they work. Just put it in the bottom of your tray without heat and light one end and it will slowly trickle smoke over your meat or cheese just like what cold smoking is supposed to do. Works with any grill setup, too.
>>9269378
usable indoors?
>>9269381
I doubt it. It produces a relatively small volume of smoke for a 12 hour period but that would be too much to have in an enclosed space. A balcony, patio or porch would work. Surely even apt. buildings in big cities have a fire escape access and that would work for it, right?
ITT: Food that is better when cooked in the microwave
My pick has to go to pizza rolls
Water
>>9269185
THIS, to be tbqh
>>9269182
Kroger frozen Swedish meatballs.
Is this canned peanut butter any good? Should I get some the next time I'm staying in France?
My dad wants to start eating a low carb diet and he decided to switch to more fish than meat. What are some healthy but still affordable frozen fish he can buy? He's picky and demands that it's frozen/prepared, not canned, and also not sardines.
Tell him to buy his own damn fish if he is going to be picky about it.
>>9269163
Tell your dad his life is reaching it's horizon and no amount of fish or diet can save him from the bitter taste of death.
What's your favorite Hot Dog Sandwich recipe?
>>9269117
tits or GTFO
>>9269128
Alright big boy, don't go crazy.
Now post some hot dog sandwich recipes.
Anybody want to put my big brown boudin balls in their mouth?
>>9268962
gimme some louisiana hot sauce and i will make sweet, sweet love to those balls
>>9268962
American this really eat do?
SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS~
I want to buy a sharpening stone, but I dont have much money. Its to sharpen a yanagi for sashimi and general use. I heard the best one to have is the 1000 grit so I was thinking about the suehiro splex 1000 or the naniwa 1000/3000. Anyway I have these to choose from.
http://www.japanstore.com.br/pedra?&utmi_p=_&utmi_pc=BuscaFullText&utmi_cp=pedra
>>9268957
Green brick of joy tbqh
Eventually an 8k or so to get some serious polish on when yr able to
>>9268957
They're called whetstones.
hey fellow leaf bros, how many liters of syrup have you hauled in so far this year? My family has several tapped trees and hauled in ~400 liters so far
Don't the trees eat this in winter? Aren't you making them hungry?
>>9268875
you don't understand how massive maple trees are
do canadians really drink this?
What are the best tasting pulses and what do you make with them?
wut
When I was a vegetarian I made a curry stew with them.
Black beans, pinto beans, green lentils, red lentils, mung beans, etc.
Soak them in water for 12-24 hours, drain and then rinse well.
I put them in a slow cooker either overnight or for a couple of hours. Add curry paste, and any seasonings you want. Veg or chicken stock for the soup base, salt, pepper, maybe some tinned tomatoes, garlic, herbs, etc.
>>9268719
I'm a vegan, and I love this kind of food?
Any recommendations on a delicious, vegan dishes? Just do we don't hurt any poor animals :{
How do we stop city retards from ruining food and cooking for rural and suburban geniuses?
>>9268634
I'm pretty sure this is a joke. It wouldn't be that color if it was real blood. She just used food coloring to get a rise out of people and you retards were dumb enough to meme it.
Fake and almost as gay as you OP.
>>9268646
this
Finnish cuisine thread
>>9268582
that gross mess finnished this thread
>>9268582
>>9268625
kek