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>>9272646
>its stiff

You are not cooking it properly.

>have no flavor

You have shit taste buds.

>and extremely overpriced.

Not really - considering what you get and what is required to raise it from animal to product in a shop, it is quite reasonable.

>it also make you feel like shit

You have a shit digestive system.

>and you can't even move after eating one

You really are just shit in every way possible.

>whats the point?

It tastes great to the rest of us who can enjoy it.

:^P

>>9272646

You're not supposed to grill it till it looks like coal you inbred hick. I

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>>9272646
>its stiff, have no flavor

Not everyone is a brain dead manchild who doesn't know how to cook like you OP.

>me responding to bait

>>9272589
This is for when you're eating nitro and glycerin on the same plate but can't have them touch or they'll explode

>>9272612
is there one for drinks

like when you drinking ammonia and bleach but can't have them mix or it'll make chlorine gas

>>9272589
>Parent of an autistic child, the starter kit.

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>>9272316
the cooking process

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>>9272316

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>>9272316
honey was added to the reduction to give it a bit of sweetness to dampen the hot pepper as well as thickening the sauce. Belly fat rendered from cooking was also emulsified into the reduction before serving.

>>9271946
AIVD is onderweg

>>9271668
We actually did that, at one point.

Thinks like salt and pepper would be bulked out with sawdust or shavings.

This was back in the 1910's before we had a bunch of laws against that or an FDA though

>>9271668
Actually, I'd probably compare it more to replacing flour with finely milled cornmeal.

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What have you got to work with starch-wise? Rice? Potatoes? Pasta? Bread?

Have you got pasta, cream, butter, and parmesan? Make an alfredo. Throw some chicken and vegetables on it if you have some.

Have you got rice? Make a stir-fry. Rice + tortillas + beans + salsa? Make a burrito.

Potatoes + butter + cheese + flour? Make some potatoes au gratin.

>>9271674
If I had anything at home I could figure something out, but you gave me some good ideas, thank you!

>>9271661
magi

ramen, chopped onions and green peppers, the seasoning packet

boil until soft and brothy, then add black and red pepper, mayonnaise and mozarella, then let it cook and melt all toghether

top with parmesan

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>>9271349
>My mom refused to by me pizza hut today, but got me gross fucking dominoes instead

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>>9271349
>Every time one of my parents eats a fully sour pickle they let everybody know that they prefer only lightly pickled pickles.

>>9271382

GET THE FUCK OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT

GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK YOU GET OUT

>>9271146
You should make yourself scarce.

>>9271146
why would you ruin broth with wine and mrs dash??

seeing as you've already fucked it up, i say go with the tuscan sausage soup. the flavors are gonna be better with the wine/overly-salted seasoning

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>>9271130
Nagasaki:

Take some cheese, put it in a steel pan, dump some brandy over it, TORCH THAT SUCKER LIKE WE DID THOSE JAP BASTARDS BACK IN '45!!!!! Put out the fire by squeezing a lemon over it. Serve.

Optional: Shout "ROPA!!!" when you ignite the brandy, because ethnic jibbajabba.

>>9271130
THIS IS TURKISH FOOD

>>9272320
I don't think you're serious. Regardless, I'll contribute a simple tzatziki sauce recipe:

>16oz Greek yogurt, not flavored or sweetened
>2 good-sized cucumbers
>2 tablespoons olive oil
>juice of half a lemon
>salt and pepper
>1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill
>1 teaspoon chopped fresh mint

Peel and chop the cucumbers, remove seeds if they have them. Peel and chop garlic cloves. Combine all the ingredients in a blender or food processor and blend until smooth and well-combined. Transfer to a bowl and refrigerate one hour before serving. Goes great on vegetables and meats.

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>mouse over link to see thumbnail

uh uh, nope. Not giving this ugly mongoloid any views.

>>9270765
man i hate white niggers

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>>9270676
kys

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Just Howl like a beast. Who knows, you might produce something like this, lol.

Get drunk

>>9270559
>potato
>calorie negligible

>>9270563

For clarification, I'm talking about the peas and carrots that went into the meat mix. Use your head kid. If I wasnt counting the sweet potatoes, why would I be counting the sweet potatoes.

5 layer burrito from taco bell and one of those "fun sized" bags of burritos.

Stop backtalking and listen to your father you little shit

>>9270516
This isn't r9k.

Wings are traditionally tossed in the sauce AFTER frying

Stop arguing with your dad about dumb shit

>>9270516
sounds like your dad is lost in the sauce

dip the meat into the yogurt sauce

Pepper your Angus.

>>9270496
>how am I supposed to eat my food
plz go