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>>9279634
looks like mine has been for the past 5 years

8/10 keeps you alive

>>9279654
thanks man

>>9279548
No, mcdonalds is a treat, not a meal.

But according to /zeegay/ as long as you had a mcchacken you're number one a-ok

>>9279553
Fuck you kike

>>9279548
I'm so sorry OP. I too was conditioned by my parents to associate McDonald's to feeling good. Aw don't cry son, it's normal for your dog to die, want some McDonald's? I'm sorry I didn't attend your stupid school play, want some McDonald's? It's too bad there's no pokemon games in stock, want some McDonald's? yes? ok good boy he'll have a happy meal with a sprite and the girl's toy because I don't want him to grow up being a cis male.

>>9279441
>walk to the store
I hope you like being called a poorfag

>>9279444
but I live a block from the store ;-;

why would I drive faggot?

>>9279457
I'm not saying you should, faggot. I was informing you that this thread is going to be full of people calling you a poorfag. And now they are going to be questioning your reading comprehension skills.

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>>9279420
are you simple?

what kind of retard are you

the answer is obvious my son

>>9279420
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>>9279420
Boars head honey maple turkey. Also, be sure to order online.

>>9279410
aluminum core and a stainless steel coat is what you want.

>>9279410
Acidic foods will leach aluminum so get what >>9279417 said. As for the scorching, you shouldn't need to keep it over high heat, medium/medium-low should be enough otherwise you might just want to do it in the oven.

>>9279428
We bring it to a boil over high heat. I dunno if it's ideal but it's what the previous chef showed me

Scorching is usually minimal but for some reason today it was crazy

>new york city
>chef anne burrell

I'd rather die

what a terrible PR stunt.

>>9279384
>chef anne burrell
I was under the impression that these celeb chef types could basically set up a restaurant anywhere and make it super comfy and still make money. Sad that she has to sell out this way.

>no cheetoh burrito
you had one job

>>9279236
Just check on it after 25 - 30 minutes if you're worried. Poke the middle with a toothpick or knife, if it comes out dry it's done, if not keep it in longer.

Gotta cook it thoroughly to kill the salmonella.

>>9279248
oh thank you! :)

I've been checking on it, it smells super good so I think it's going good

Cutting: Before
Bulking: After

>>9279209
You'd think the salad WOULD be the main course, but I guess Americans just need more and more, it's sad a country needs to use """appetizers"""" to convince americans to eat at their establishments, "Please give me a cheap meal to get me ready for MORE food.

don't forget the dessert, and cup of corn syrup also fatty

>>9279209
I don't know what would make either qualify as better, but I've always been someone who prefers salad after the meal, before dessert/cheese/diegistifs or all three.

>>9279204
really America?...

>>9279156
Is it smallish? Should be fine.

>>9279129
Fuck off intern

>>9279148
that's not a very good meme anon

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You faggots already have a thread for your shitty meme

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I dont care what you say, this is good

>asks for a grater instead of a Microplane

There's a reason I didn't waste my Parmigiano-Reggiano on you, you barbarian.

>>9279110
>Microplane
I didn't know I could use my old toy plane in the kitchen

>he's never had coke no sugar

>>9278947
ma nigga

HEB zero cal cola is legitimately better than that, I wish HEB was outside Texas and Oklahoma

>>9278874
Probably. Just be careful with how much you use.

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The true king of /ck/

>>9278864
I learned a lot from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY