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Nice blog, faggot

>>7320679

>>>/blogspot/

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>>7320679
while youre busy being a lazy faggot waitress cunt, the actual people who do work in a restaurant (line cooks) are freaking out and sweating doing all they can do operate smoothly and remain prepared through the night, keeping a clean station and making sure the dishes come out okay and to reasonable expectations of quality

all while waitresses make twice as much as cooks on good days and complain about their wage and omg this table only tipped me 15% what jerks

one day i will massacre all waitresses

WHERES MY TOAST WHERES MY TOAST IS THE BURGER READY YET WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES

prilosec

Sour Patch Kids are pretty good I kinda miss Warheads those were pretty good as far as sour stuff goes.

ohh something good that you might like that I used to do but haven't done in a while is take a lemon cut it in half then get a plate with some sugar on it and dip the lemon in the sugar then lick it off.

Taco bell

Does Taco Bell give you the shits?

>>7321146
no why would it?

waterfags not allowed below this line
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ay o, waterfag here

>>7320604
Where's squirt on that list?

What's the big deal? Spit it out and resume eating.

stop buying your meat at the dollar store, shitbird

>>7321519
Ah, ah, ah, ah... we do not permit logic within the parameters of /ck/. Quiet.

They are inferior to whole peas and inferior to pea puree. The only people who eat them are peasants for "MUH WORKER FARE" and "MUH CHILDHOOD"

they are shitty, bland, pretentious British """"""food""""""

>>7321090
>mmm I really enjoy a nice portion of fish, chips and pea puree
The only bad thing you can say about it is that it doesn't go well with curry sauce so you're left with a Sophie's Choice every time you go to the chippy.

sage.

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try tabasco it isn't sweet.

>>7318978
It tastes like vinegar though

>>7318028
I can easily live on $30 or $40 a week so yes, $120 is enough. Try and buy non perishables like rice and pasta when they are on sale and in bulk for discounts. I alternate between meat, chicken, and seafood depending on what's on sale that week. Same for vegetables. You can do it no problem. For a simple meal, make rice beans and chicken with sauteed onions and peppers. Nice and cheap, keeps for a few days, and is good for you.

>>7318048
>I can live on $40 a week therefore $120 is enough for a month
The fuck kind of calendar do you live by?

>>7318059
Why did you cut out where I said $30? Are you that desperate to make a witty comment? Get a life.

it makes you release endorphins. similar to a runner's high

It only overpowers what you're tasting if you're sensitive to it. Nothing wrong with that. It's a little emasculating, but you can easily make up your masculinity in other ways.

the same reason you see so many young men wear shorts every day in the winter- it's a kind of try-hard masculinity posturing whereby one can prove how stoic or whatever the hell they are.

people -can- enjoy food that is as spicy as those hot sauces, but for the most part they're people from south or southeast asia who grew up eating spicy food and developed a tolerance for it, and the spice brings out the flavor of the food. none of the fucking white gingers dripping specialty ultra-hot hot sauce on their fucking quesadillas are doing it for any other reason than to feel cool or impress people

what's the problem? nothing wrong with a bit of onion

i'm not sure you realise it or not but those burgers are not yet cooked

>>7310397
What's wrong with the burger?

>>7321264
>why does marmite taste exactly like velveeta?

Because you have some horrible disease which has destroyed your ability to taste? That or someone has been doing something very fucking weird to your Velveeta.

>>7321269
its true though. ive been eating it for weeks like a monster, but the other day, after having a mild cold, I realized its basically just cheese spread.

it taste slieka s lice of melted then chilled American cheese.

>>7321297
>after having a mild cold

Well there you are then, your sense of taste is fucked up.

>I realized its basically just cheese spread.

Don't go full retard anon.

>eternal cat blog general

>>7302257
this is about food/drinks, cats are just the mascots

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that anon better be telling me how he knew I'm in philly

>>7302172
fuckin tell me about it. look at this I have half a drawer

>current song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBvM33UX3Y

>>7321358
First off, congrats on bagging a deer, co/ck/ su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er. Secondly, have you considered sweet potatoes? It's a passe trend in sports restaurants but still a viable idea in private homes.

>>7321369
you talk like a fucking faggot.

>>7321376
He do talk like a faggot but he bring some idea at least you fucking cunt

>>7321369
Never baked sweet potate, how you do? Some spice i should use?

I would be with you if it was real sausage but its just potted meat made into a shape of a sausage and it tastes like ass and papermill

>>7321348
>little

Go big or go home

Still can't get a halfway decent cup o' joe over in bongland yet?

>>7319297
k we are in america we do not understand your demented post. even if we did we'd probably find it incessantly annoying and pointless. try harder. much harder.

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>>7319287
>anti-occident