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probably the way their dna is coded

>>7365728
tannins make them astringent before they are ripe

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>for no reason at all
>Why?

>>7365711
Give them the address, and pay with a credit card. Tell them you want to include the tip while on the phone.

>>7365711 (checked)
>My bf is out of food until his parents get paid tomorrow
????????

ditch this loser, you're better off on your own. I hope those dubs are an indicator of good things to come for you

>>7365723
Okay! Sounds simple enough, thanks :) I've never paid for delivery with a card before, I didn't know that was a thing.

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>>7365615

>>7365643
Rekt

/thread

Cook rice in pan with onion and garlic. Once golden throw in chicken stock and cilantro. That's it. Protip: add a tbsp of tomato paste to make it red.

Stfu u stupid mod fag

Never had it but have always been dying to try it ever since I saw that vice short on Chanko.

I want to try it at a restaurant before I make it myself so I can get the flavor right

>>7367657
christ, can you imagine cutting all those carrots like that. what's the point.

"ohhh so kawaii flowers." japan stop.

>>7367657
>>7367713
It just looks like a normal nabe that literally every Japanese person has with their friends and family every fall.
>>7367718
Nobody actually does that unless they are planning to take a picture of it. People do cut the mushrooms because it helps them absorb more of the soup while maintaining their shape.

>>7366450
Where did you get it? Gas station in the Rockies?

>>7366450
Pepto bismol and stop eating shitty sushi from the chinese market

>>7366450
No. Replace electrolytes though (that means gatorade type stuff).

First you wait until the religious police aren't available to catch you. One way to do this is to be rich as hell and live in your own private compound, or at least a very large house. Bribery is another option. Or, the all-time favorite: wait until you are traveling outside the country, then you can let loose with all the booze, hookers, and drugs you want.

>>7366377
You drink it.

>>7366377
Get naked and do a handstand with your legs spread apart. Then have a friend pour it in your asshole.

Yeah I do. Its called "Cooking cheap shit fast and easy"

Yeah I do. Its called "Here's how to cook decently 30% of the time"

>>7366287

Yes actually. But I will take it a step too far. When my mom and dad leave the house for vacation I will set up a camcorder and actually cook. I will sometimes imitate Gordon Ramsays accent and techniques, I've even stripped naked. We have a really big kitchen and I love to pretend to be a professional chef. I've even gone as far as ripping the music and sound FX from Ramsays shows and editing them into my own clips but I'm naked. I delete them shortly after but I'm afraid someone will find them via file recovery software on the camcorder memory card when I die. I'm such an embarrassment I can't even make scrambled eggs with smoked salmon on croissant.

disgusting bullshit

drinking it out of a fresh coconut is ok

>>7366220
I tried it once then smacked myself on the forehead and remarked, "I should have had a V8!"

At first I thought it was a scam. Then I tried a free sample at Costco and was like, "not bad." But then again I'd never pay money for it myself. It would probably be nice drinking it straight out of a coconut if I was on some tropical vacation or something tho.

also yes i do work for coca-cola but im doing this in my free time because COME FUCKING ON GUYS HOW LONG HAVE WE WAITED

Wow, you're only about a year late.

>>7365409
and last I saw it's pretty much available only through amazon, and to cover shipping they want an arm, a leg, and your first born. I liked Surge too, but it's not that much better than readily available alternatives.

>>7365356
>But I'm very surprised with taco bell.
gotta squeeze that morning mountain dew in there, eh? A day wouldn't be right without it

>>7365356
A cashier at a gas station told me that the sausage burrito at McDanks works wonders for hangovers

>>7365380
Of course. Mixed with OJ because its breakfast.

>>7365272

Where in the world are you getting apple juice that color?

best drink ever is sugar free hot cocoa.

boil water and cocoa powder, add aspartame and coffeemate and little bit of salt. tastes fabulous.

>>7365282
Apple juice is packed full of sugar, it isn't on there. Which one looks like apple juice?

>>7365286
Oh shit, good call. Cacau powder is great stuff

It's a flyover city. If you want real culture and cuisine, you have to go to New York or San Francisco.

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>>7365231
>>7365258
>bump bump bump
>OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES WHY ISN'T ANYONE ANSWERING ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT
tell your caretaker she forgot to give you your ADHD pills, and meanwhile fuck off back to
>>>/b/

>>7365263

stop spamming or you will be reported.

Maybe you should give up chocolate as well.
Also, who /GivingUpCoffee/ here?

That is a weak-ass thing to give up for lent.
Go ahead and eat that brick of sugar, you know full well why you didn't pick anything substantial.

Yes, the wafers are made using refined flour

Eat a butterfinger

>>7364966
That's a New Zealand flag you dumb autist.

KHAN'D

>>7364966
K