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>Europeans and Australians will never stop shitposting

Jesus fuck.

America is literally the global 1% that has access to 99% of the world's cuisines.

Just because it's 'straya shitposting hours doesn't mean everyone other than shitposting 15 year old's are already asleep.

Fuck off.

die

>>7377872
I might as well. I just tried doing the recipe and managed to fail it pretty miserably.

Back to junk food and microwaveables I go.

get a block of philadelphia spread
but it on a plate
add salsa
use crackers to scoop it up

oh and don't mind the water

>i was one post off of 5 repeating digits because of a shitpost

>>7377777
What a god damn waste of quints.

OK, just because I'll fall for your epic troll.

OMG! Dressing? Runny? That's not even what blue cheese is! WTF, you fool, I am so much smarter about cheese than you!

>>7377784

There's no cheese in ranch...

Probably just /s4s/ "stealing" a get.

>when you wake up still drunk
Fuck, it's like impending doom. Especially during a workday.

All you can do is drink a bunch of water/gatorade/pedialyte, eat a greasy meal then say a prayer. That or go full alchie, then drink 'till you pass out and sleep it off.

>>7377470
I do that without even drinking sometimes, just sleeping ten hours at the end of a series of five or six hour sleep nights during my work period. This is my Friday due to janky work schedules, so in a bad move I am like 300% too drunk. My posting being cogent is mostly because I am carefully quad checking everything to not APPEAR drunk, which I somehow find to be worse.

However I downed about twice as much as I need for a nice comfy, groggy hangover so fuck everything. Why grease? I have bacon. I can make bacon in the morning. Or early afternoon, at this point.

>>7377537
Conventional wisdom with no further proof other than the anecdotal. I would say the hearty meal gives you something for your digestive system to work on instead of just he leftover alcohol, and a full stomach always helps with nausea.

I've heard things about the amino acids/nutrients/fat lining the stomach, but I think that may all be bullshit. Different cultures swear by different meals, but just having something substantial in your stomach seems to universally help.

>>7377168
See if the extender ring works on your anus.

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Looking it up on Google it seems it costs a whopping $33 from Home Depot. Given that price my expectations are pretty damned low. Yet oddly enough it has good reviews?

Maybe some astroturfing on the part of the maker, haha. Anyways other side of the box.

Put your cat in it.

>>7377167
Usually once fudge is fucked, it's time to start again.
Use the wrecked fudge as hot sauce for ice-cream.

>>7377199
I'm trying 100C in the over for ~10 or so minutes.
It's time to make science.

>>7377167
pop in the oven at 350F for a couple hours. easy fix.

>say there must have been a mistake
>send them back
>get new wings 3 minutes later

nice shitpost, please do it again

>>7377022
okay

>order buffalo wings
>get barbecue wings
JUST

>>7376948
>that pile of asparagus
I'm so inspired to post that image of the girl with bunches of asparagus in her bum and vag, but I don't want to get banned.

>>7376948
>What do you co/ck/'s have in store for the SO tonight?
>implying

Also, that's a lil too much food OP.

>>7376948
That doesn't look like filet mignon at all. Those look more like some cheap ny strips or something.

>>7376616
>needing unitaskers this much

>>7376616
>egg boiler
uwotm8? how is that any more effecient than just boiling them in a small pan? also what's wrong with soft boled?

>slow cooker
those things pretty much only have two settings, overcooked and really overcooked

>>7376616
>spending money on a fancy contraption to cook your rice
>spending money on a fancy contraption to boil your eggs

Both of these things take less than 10 minutes in an ordinary sauce pan. You're lazy, I get it.

Alternate Lopez.

Mexican sock puppet?

>Father's last name Lopez
>Mother's maiden last name Alt
>Child's name is Lopez-Alt with official name passed on to future children being Lopez
Latinos...

why are troll threads so obvious op?

>>7376195
how's this a troll thread faggot

i just wanna talk about scones

Those are biscuits

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>there

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Appetizers are second to none as I know you will agree

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The lasagna Classico is a very wise choice for a entree

Any burger you have to break down because you can't even fit in your fucking mouth

>>7374759

an expensive burger thats hard to eat and less satisfying

Grass fed beef
Roll baked in house
Cheese name you can't pronounce
Bitter greens that have no business on a burger
Aioli
It costs 10-15 bucks without fries or a drink

There are a few places like this in my city. The burgers are great but the experience isn't worth doing all the time at that price. You shouldn't have to pay more than 10 bucks for a standard burger meal.

>>7374611

Oyster is not a liquid. How do you have pints of oyster?

>>7374611
>oyster
>recipe
Shuck the fuckers and eat them with lemon and hot sauce. Congratulation, that's the best oyster recipe known to man.

if they are fresh I'd say just eat em raw with a little lemon. if they were previously frozen and you can be bothered, bread em fry em. fried oysters are awesome

thats funny, arent cucumbers like 98% water anyway

>>7374565
It really bothers me when people use more than exclamation or question mark. There's no need. Ever.

Also this is a bad thread, please don't make bad threads anymore.

>>7374565

Isn't that a Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul reference?