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>>7405093
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this janitor asshole is getting out of hand. Simply Sara is a fucking cook.

anyway OP are you saying you made chili, added dry beans to it in a pressure cooker and they're not cooked after 45 minutes at 15lbs?

if so a) your cooker is broken or b) you're doing it wrong and c) you're supposed to rehydrate and cook the beans separately from the chili

>>7405353
a) I don't think my cooker is broken. THe pressure thing still seems to be working

b/c) I think it didn't work because I was cooking the beans from raw in the chili itself, with the tomato paste/sauce and other ingredients...

>>7404641
Ramsey for me

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Yeah I'd fucking rek their shit, that's why I shitpost on 4chan

>>7404641
I'd fuck Bobby Flay's shit in on Iron Chef

>>7400220
Glorified sugar-water.

>>7400220
milk is healthy in moderate amounts unless you're lactose intolerant or allergic to casein.

>>7400282
you probably think drinking anything other than water and tea will instantly turn you into a mentally challenged diabetic

>>7400282
More like fatty sugar-protein water.

>>7400220
you're better off with less or none of it unless you do a lot of physical work every day. Graduate to cheese or yoghurt like an adult.

gluten awareness itself is not a meme. the zealotry of the faddists is

gluten free exists for the same reason scientology is so popular, because belief in it takes away any personal accountability

I'm fat and unhappy because of
>gluten
>carbs
>red meat
>under active thyroid
>GMOs
>thetans

it isn't my fault its all of these BAD THINGS!!!!
anything that allows people to pass the blame and not own up to their poor personal choices

>>7389177
Because stupid soccer moms are dumb enough to listen to no-talent nutritional "experts" and propagate their retarded ideas.

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menstrual blood pancake

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>>7408749
lol

i hate females so much

>>7408729
If you browsed this board more often you would already have your answer.

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Meme fruit.

A pear fresh from the tree is most definitely god tier. I haven't had one in a couple years but I miss my ex girlfriends grandmothers pear trees.

>>7408691
Fucking hate hominy. It's like eating cartilage.

sounds kinky

It depends on the pulled pork, I'll go out on a shank here (lel) and guess it's BBQ Pulled pork? If so:

Cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes, paprika dusting (on top if you wanna look fancy). As a side, if you can do home-cooked french fries (with the proper blanching included) that'd be really great! Toss in some more Paprika after they're done for total epicness.

>>7408602
Sadly I live in sweden, which makes a lot of classic american bits and bobs a bit hard to get hold of. For example, it's impossible to get hold of good cheddar without paying an arm and a leg for it.

Doing fries as a side sounds like a great idea, although I think potato wedges might make my life easier. Could skim some fat off from the pork and rub that all over them along with some olive oil and thyme.

>>7408441
This happens when people take advantage of the current system. They would make me charge a penny on their gold card and pay for things individually.

>>7408441

their previous reward system was too good and i felt like a scumbag for free rewards when i just get an americano or two every morning.

it grouped everyone using the app with the moms who spend their entire day trying to game the system

no idea. i dont really make a habit of hanging out at starbucks. know what i mean?

stick it up your ass

>>7407807
You need a bag with the air removed so the water can completely surround the meat. A plastic container like that won't work.

you could probably get away with using a ziplock bag

but just grill your fukken steak like normal and deal with it i guess haha

I think you mean steamed veggies.

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Add shread chicken safeway roast chicken whole

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Instant make stir fry chicken of leftovers

>>7405905
nigga, you can't even correctly spell the most popular hot sauce on the dinner table.

>>7405914
Wait, it's not Tobasco? Is this a Bernstein Bears thing?

>>7405921
It's "TABASCO", with an "A", you illterate fucking retard. Are you blind?

Poor man's kirkland

>>7403779
Never had a problem with them.

>>7403779
They have good canned tomato sauce and decent pasta and mozzarella.

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>>7397637
>shitwest nonhumans

>>7397637
Truly the best grocery store. They carry kewpie mayo.

>>7398084
they had sriracha and shin ramen before the normies ruined it.

fry bacon lardons
put cooked pasta into pan
pour in egg mixture (an whole egg and several yolks, parmesan)
stir until eggs are set
more freshly ground black pepper than is appropriate

>day 2123 of browsing /ck
>have lost hope that people will stop shitposting
>bitter hatred of God is all that keeps me going
>will see you tomorrow

>tfw 'tor keeps deleting my 'nara threads and banning me

Nice 'naro tho. Good twist on and old classic.

Wala!

1 lb meat
1.5 lb chinese noodles
2 tsp sesame seeds

cook meat and boil noodles

serve meat on noodles. garnish with sesame seeds

>>7408335
nice, which kind of meat would be the best ? also what kind of seasoning should i use ? normal oil or something else to cook the meat ?

I've never seen actual sesame used with fried noodles, it's usually just sesame oil.
I like char siu as a meat but lap cheong can be nice occasionally.
Have you tried chow fun before? It's pretty good and is usually just beef, hor fun, bean shoots and soy sauce. If you're frying it always make sure that the noodles are slightly cooked before.