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So delicious.

>>7409900
Are you the guy from a few weeks ago that takes girls to eat lamb brain on the 4th date and doesn't see her again if she won't try it?

>>7409909
Yes, why?

I choose d2

e5 claimed

>>7409852
>>7409894
Patrician choices.
C6 taken

I cut the plug off the toaster once when I burnt some toast. I nearly blew myself up but I was in such a rage I didn't care. Fuck know why but I get angrier and angrier the longer the cooking of a meal goes on to the point that I'm nuts by the time it comes to plating up. My gf thinks I'm a weirdo

>>7409978
OP here, I think it's the build up. You spend an hour making something, people are waiting, it's gonna be so good and then...your dumb ass wasn't paying attention to the heat, you didn't season your properly, didn't mix enough, etc.

It's that disappointment that makes me feel that way. Bothers my gf too but shit, there's one thing I'm competent at in life and that's cooking. When I fuck it up its just...I dunno.

Depends on my current mental state. If i'm depressed and I fuck something up i'll slam my shitty dishes and swear out loud quite a lot (only if i'm home alone). Sometimes i'm tempted to smash my plates and shit but i've only ever smashed one bowl

I then don't usually cook for 2 weeks or so

eggs brah

Semen.

Beans son, beans.

>>7409025
I really like your style

Green olives are the only acceptable form of olives

>>7409039
Thanks! I got some from Costco and they're the darker green olives that don't feel like you're eating pieces of pure salt

And the Perrier was cold in the fridge, figured I may as well have it.

And I mean I REALLY won't taste it. I was advised to buy the Bailey's because "you wont taste it" and it has a terrible bite.

>>7408728
can always add alcohol to things, you know. try adding bailey's to chocolate milk or even better hot chocolate.

You just have to train yourself though. I used highballs (whiskey + sprite/ginger ale + twist of lemon) to get me into whiskey

tootsie roll is rum, orange juice and kaluha sp

Long Island Iced Teas have so much alcohol in them that you can't taste them, they'll get you fucked too. I recommend those.

>>7408728
make a white russian.
use cake or whipped cream flavored vodka instead of plain vodka.
make sure you use plenty of milk/half and half.

>>7408224
Well done, you committed a war crime against onions. I hope you're please with yourself.

>>7408238
Lol
How do you like them?
Typically I like them grilled like they do at Bunnings, with all the Coles sausage drippings mixed in, hence this trial.

>caramelize
>onions are completely white and soupy

clearly u fucked up

>>7407681
>he's never had an orgasm
Are you retarded or is this a bait post?

>>7407681
I ask for extra vinaigrette on mine

>>7407696
>vinaigrette
Vous parlez parfait francais, mon anon.

>>7407546
>Am I the only one who's weirded out by people patting down their burgers

Apparently

>>7407546
why do people do this?

>he doesn't pat his 'gers

A fried egg with a lid on it

i mean anyone would still call it a fried egg but there is plenty of steam cooking.

>>7407159

a ruined sunny side up egg

you can make a beef stew in red wine and use that as a guideline if you want, but yeah round is not a good stewing cut.

>>7407036
shit, my bad it's actually chuck. not really sure how I got them confused

>>7407027
Your meat is fine.
The bacon/ham really helps the dish; you sure you can't scrounge some up?
Your pot is not ideal but it will work; just make sure you watch the heat so it doesn't burn to the pan.

I'm not familiar with Woodbridge wine. I would say that you shouldn't use cheap shit, if that's what you have. If the wine tastes off then you will only concentrate those nasty flavors when you cook it down. On the other hand there's no need to splurge on expensive shit either. Use something you'd be willing to drink.

Romaine and lettuce. Also italian dressing with some shredded chicken . Good shit when you are trying to lose wieght.

>>7405812
Mix arugula and whatever other green you want. Dressing is easy. Lemon juice + w/e other flavors you want (honey, miso, garlic, shallots, w/e) + salt / pepper and whisk in oil. Toss it more than you think you need to. Add tomatoes, cucumbers, sliced onions, or green onions. Cheese if you dont care about being healthy

>>7405812
You don't, salad fucking sucks. By the time it tastes good with vinagrette, you could've made it into a decent dish with meat and potatoes/noodles/whateverthefuck.

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and because it's rude to start a thread with just one pic, here's some classics

>>7405770
There would be something there if the chicken were even slightly browned.

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>>7405777

>>7405197
Guy on the left makes me fucking rage

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i wish sonic would stop creating shitty new products and just stick to what they are good at
super sonic double cheeseburger and tots and mozarella sticks

everything else they serve is pure dog shit
in b4 some faggots says they have good ice cream
they dont you just have shit taste
sage because op is a faggot and this is a shitty thread

are they homo? theyre always with each other in a car, I never see any women or kids

>>7404981
When your house smells like shit because you haven't showered in 6 days, put an onion or two, with a few diced cloves of garlic in a pan with some olive oil on heat.

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You can dry age chicken in your fridge as long as you cover it with paper towels. Gives your chicken a nice nutty flavor and extra tender.

I really want chocolate chip waffles but it would break my diet

what do