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Anonymous
2016-02-26 00:19:00 Post No.7414822
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Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:19:00 Post No. 7414822 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your favorite lunch-in meat?

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:24:15 Post No.7414835
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cock meat

Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:29:30 Post No.7414848
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>>7414822
>lunch-in

Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:36:10 Post No.7414862
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lebanon bologna. it's like a cross between salami and bologna and it's healthier than either

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2016-02-26 01:10:36 Post No.7414944
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Anonymous 2016-02-26 01:10:36 Post No. 7414944 [Report] [View this topic]

my neighbor(a family man) just brought my a plate of his wifes cooking since he saw me get home at 8pm.

I just moved in a few months ago and we have only talked a few times but are planning on doing a few activities together

What's the appropriate thing to do in return? I washed the plate and taped a note describing how great the meal was so his wife knows I enjoyed it.

anything else I should do? natural born autist so i know i already fucked this up

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 01:13:11 Post No.7414954
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He's prepping you to be the bull in his cuck fantasy. Your autism probably can't handle that. I suggest you write a note telling him that human interaction makes you uncomfortable, and to please avoid it in the future.

Anonymous 2016-02-26 01:14:14 Post No.7414958
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>>7414944
Say thank you and invite them over to make dinner for them sometime. Or maybe bake them a pie or some cookies or something neighborly like that.

Anonymous 2016-02-26 01:14:15 Post No.7414959
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>>7414944
Box of chocolates for her and beef jerky for him.
Bottle of wine.
Make love to her while he watches.

Basically any of the above.

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2016-02-25 02:47:22 Post No.7412011
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Anonymous 2016-02-25 02:47:22 Post No. 7412011 [Report] [View this topic]

Never made bread before but theres a first time for everything
Did i do a good?

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Anonymous 2016-02-25 02:48:39 Post No.7412014
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Crust looks on point. Cut a slice and let's see the crumb

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looks like bread to me op, good job

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Round 2 : the breaddening 2016-02-24 19:30:50 Post No.7410763
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Round 2 : the breaddening Anonymous 2016-02-24 19:30:50 Post No. 7410763 [Report] [View this topic]

more adventures in 100% hard red wheat bread. last batch was great but didnt get much oven spring. this dough is very slack, highly hydrated. nothing but yeast and water. its starting the bulk ferment and im going to let it go way long because im busy and because this is slightly underyeasted and i want to see what happens.

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Anonymous 2016-02-24 19:32:12 Post No.7410772
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here is more porn of my vintage Hobart while we wait.

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thats about as risen as its going to get. if I cant bake tonight Im going to fridge it overnight.

Anonymous 2016-02-24 23:22:38 Post No.7411377
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I like you

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2016-02-22 10:22:12 Post No.7402923
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Anonymous 2016-02-22 10:22:12 Post No. 7402923 [Report] [View this topic]

R8 bread also post your bread.

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>>7402923

>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall

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>>7402959
Fucking tablets mang

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2016-02-26 05:04:18 Post No.7415652
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Anonymous 2016-02-26 05:04:18 Post No. 7415652 [Report] [View this topic]

Dave's pimpin seafood stir fry.

Some dumb girl tried to hijack my thread so I'm starting a new one.

ingreds are in the pic; this will be a quick one; and here is the video bonus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwvfxWF460

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 05:05:14 Post No.7415653
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>>7415652
look at this shit; calamari and shrimps; decent.

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>>7415652
nice?

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>>7415652
Toss all that shit up.

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Cheesecake 2016-02-25 06:17:35 Post No.7412626
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Cheesecake Anonymous 2016-02-25 06:17:35 Post No. 7412626 [Report] [View this topic]

So I have a problem with gaming and need a new hobby. Being a massive faggot with no gf I have decided to try baking. Being the fat fuck that I am I like vanilla cheese cake, but have never made one.

Any good tips ?
best recipe ?
Creative Innovations ?

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Anonymous 2016-02-25 06:19:28 Post No.7412630
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>>7412626
use a scale, preheat your oven, and don't eat everything

Anonymous 2016-02-25 06:22:28 Post No.7412642
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Anonymous 2016-02-25 06:22:28 Post No.7412642 [Report]

Perhaps consider a sport or just a light jog as a hobby instead of cake...

Anonymous 2016-02-25 06:24:13 Post No.7412652
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cheesecakes are very expensive to make, not worth it if you can't do it in bulk

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2016-02-24 21:05:00 Post No.7411003
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Anonymous 2016-02-24 21:05:00 Post No. 7411003 [Report] [View this topic]

Who first invented the fabulous, the magnificent, the orgasmic Lasagna dish that is so damn tasty I want to bathe in it?

Also what is the best Lasagna recipe?

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Anonymous 2016-02-24 21:06:54 Post No.7411008
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lasagne is shit, and every time i say it's shit people are on here are like 'you've just had shitty lasagne' and it annoys me because i am a better, more well-travelled cook than any of them and i made an entirely well-informed decision to hate lasagne.

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>>7411008
will you travel to my home and cook for me?

Anonymous 2016-02-24 21:33:38 Post No.7411084
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lasagna is nice but spagbol is better

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nudescan cook 2016-02-26 13:56:21 Post No.7416420
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nudescan cook Anonymous 2016-02-26 13:56:21 Post No. 7416420 [Report] [View this topic]

hey, guess who my favorite food writer is.
It's not Tina.
It's the dork who gets his fingers pinched.
Nudes can cook.

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 14:04:45 Post No.7416442
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Holy fuck...
>tfw not honey for tasting

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 14:15:23 Post No.7416476
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Anonymous 2016-02-26 14:15:23 Post No.7416476 [Report]

not tina nordstrom

nobody down with the male in the OP pic???

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2016-02-26 07:58:50 Post No.7415929
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Anonymous (ID: !STR4WB0SlE) 2016-02-26 07:58:50 Post No. 7415929 [Report] [View this topic]

Holy fuck I love my griddle.

What other down-home style cookin' can I do with this thing?

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 08:10:02 Post No.7415948
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>>7415929
>buy some real thin or beef steak or slice some super thin
>buy some hot dog buns, the good kind
>yellow onion
Mince the onion, and put it on the griddle, put steak on top of that. As soon as the onion is done, start mixing the meat around, sprinkle some salt. When it's at desired level of rare, slap a slice of your favorite cheese on top, and put a bun on top of it. Let the cheese steam and melt, than pull it all off with a big spatula. Makes a bretty gud philly cheese.

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>>7415946
How can you tell the difference?

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>>7415946
>sh*t

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 03:49:48 Post No. 7415484 [Report] [View this topic]

ask a guy who just made a chocolate malt in a bowl anything

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 03:51:53 Post No.7415490
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>>7415484
What did you serve the malt in?

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>>7415490
a cup, i just didn't have a blender

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>>7415484
How did you make it?

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2016-02-26 00:37:43 Post No.7414869
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Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:37:43 Post No. 7414869 [Report] [View this topic]

So a while back my girlfriend made some meat/tomato sauce for ravioli and when I ate it I could tell the beef was bad, I just manned up and finished my plate and then didn't eat any more of it.

The rest of the sauce went into the fridge and just sat for a couple weeks, I thought she threw it away eventually but I just found it in the freezer and she's re cooking it to make beefaroni right now

What do?

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Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:40:47 Post No.7414875
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tell her that shit is bad u fucking goob
>G/F is trying to kill me what do?

Anonymous 2016-02-26 00:41:13 Post No.7414876
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>>7414869
Tell her it's probably gone bad in the fridge over 2 weeks. Be very insistent on this. Suggest pizza night instead, her choice of toppings. Lava cake too. Bitches love lava cake.

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