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how did it slap my nonexistant girlfriends ass are you sure someone didn't just throw it at her? i don't see how a sandwich can do something like that

I order the Club sandwich all the time and I ain't even a member.

>>7438371
take bath salts and eat his face

>>7438126
Depends on both your supermarket and your butcher, anon.

Sometimes one is cheaper, sometimes it's the other. Call them both and find out.

Please kill yourself

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If you let the butcher fuck you, you'll get his meat for free

>>7437874
>idk where to start,

Get a beginner cookbook, or watch a beginner cooking program like Good Eats (it's on youtube)

>>7437874
Ask your oma

>>7437874
Learn to cook noodles, rice, potatoes
Bolognese, lasagne, chili, burger, mince-feta soup, chances are you know "Flammkuchen". Of course everything will be more time consuming than waiting for mom to cook, so it depents on the effort you want to put in. Ground meat is easy to handle and cost 2,29€/pound at Aldi if expenses also worry you.

why did your dad buy you a meme?

>>7437823
well, long story short: he received 3 pieces like that as payment

>>7437835
your dad is a hitman who gets paid in bacon?

American greasy shit

>>7437719
I feel like I don't really know that much about foreign cuisine, just the Americanized versions of it. I've been to a few "authentic" Chinese places that were fucking amazing though.

Also Tex-Mex > Mexican

Italian>USA>>Chinese>Japanese>Spanish>Mexican>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UK

They're the world's greatest steaks.

it's just prime angus beef. you can get that anywhere.

the resulting product depends on the cook who actually prepares the meat.

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Pretty soon he is expanding the menu by adding tubesteak. As in his tubesteak. It will be webbed chilled, up you ass, with a generous side of smarmy fuck-u.

Well I used to cook a lot when I dated my last ex but since I broke up with her I don't cook much anymore because I'm not home that much. So unless I just happen to have like a hot pocket in the freezer or something in probably gonna go out and get something. There is a Wendy's literally 20 steps from my apt door but I'm not a huge fan of wendys, there's a McDonald's down the road a bit but I think they switch to breakfast around that time. I could hit up taco bell but sometimes I'm not feeling it. The one fast food place I'm always down for is krystal. Sometimes I'll not eat all day and go at night and just get a dozen cheese krystals with extra mustard and onions and an order of chili cheese fries and just murder that Shit. I live in a huge college town and there's this place by the bars that supposedly has some fuckin killer chili cheese fries so I need to try that

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>>7437560

Depends. Often if I'm drunk around 2 am I'll make frozen pies and be eating them around 4.

If it's actually 4am when I feel hungry probably the thing that's easiest and doesn't have much clean up so something like smashed avocado on toast.

>>7437584
What kind of pies? Like pizza or dessert pie

>>7437545

The overwhelming majority of it tastes bland.

So many restaurants (This doesn't include the ones that just give you store bought) just toss chickpeas into a food processor with a tablespoon or two of olive oil and serve that shit to you with stale pita bread.
Pretty sure Sabra is the same shit, only with more preservatives crammed in and this tiny little disc in the center middle of the container that's filled with much better tasting dip ingredients.

The fact that it's incredibly easy to make yet 90% of the population that makes this shit INSISTS on fucking it up is in and of itself a major flaw.

>>7437572

Except 'bland' is just a euphemism for ' I have no palate at all' around here. So kindly refrain from posting. And go fuck yourself.

>>7437572
I once read a story from a guy who actually made "hummus" from raw chickpeas and served it to a friend who got sick for days and only avoided hospitalization only because he realized soon enough how much it tasted like ass rather than regular hummus.

shoreditch & bermondsey for best food per price.
hackney & Dalston for slags
where u from m8?

>>7437435
USA. I'm pretty excited. Are there any specific spots you recommend? I think my apartment's around the Chancery Lane area.

>>7437450
you mean flat?

>falling for vegan propaganda

theres nothing wrong with milk.

The first guy to drink a cow's milk must have been really really thirsty.

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>>7436960
If you are fit a glass of whole milk now and then is good.

Especially if you exercise.

Fun fact: Human breast milk is the only thing you could consume your whole life and be completely nutritionally satisfied (nosauce)

A recent addition for lunches is a salad I finally love. I've tried so many fancy and simple ones and end up bored and disappointing by all of them. I got the perfect one from a budget-bytes blog-post:

1/2 a head romaine,
one roma tomato,
ceasar dressing,
a fried egg,
some cracked pepper.

Not only is it tasty and filling, but it doesn't bloat my weekly shopping at all.

The two desserts I'm expert on are Tiramisu and Nutella Cheesecake, though I make impulse mug cakes every other week. This is the best recipe for those btw: http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/the-moistest-chocolate-mug-cake/

>>7436899
egg mcmuffins
cut onion (any size to about 1/2" thick slices)
use ring or two open rings to form one large one to hold the egg together
drop ring onto hot pan with butter
drop egg carefully into ring
maintain round shape
flip once
place cooked egg on toasted english muffin
cook sliced ham in hot pan with remaining butter
melt cheese on ham
fold over ham
place ham/cheese on egg
place remaining toasted english muffin
--
enjoy
i have these once a week - could have more but would end up being 300 lbs

Because I'm not a NEET and I can buy my own booze.

>>7436263
I do.
6 gallons of kit wine, 2 different gallons of mead, 2.5 gallons of makgeolli, and 1 gallon of choujiu.

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HOMEBREWMEN

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>>7436227
I would add a can of tomatoes and chopped up onion to what you have and then serve with pic related and sour cream

>>7436227
That's sad anon. At least add a vegetable. Onion or something.

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>>7436227
>No Cilantro
>No Onion
>No salsa/sauce
>Fucking Microwave

>>7436201
Silver Seven has a decent one

Wicked spoon

>>7437077
i thought wicked spoon was just alright

Shin Black posters will be here soon.

>>7435547
Ace cooks does such a better job at kimchi ramen though
Shin is just the dankest may may ramen

Sorry I don't eat chemicals made in toxic Chinese slave factories, enjoy your cancer.