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household income. obviously she makes too much for you to qualify.

>live with my parents
That's why, dingus. They take into account the combined income of your household. Generally even if you pay rent they'll take your family into account.
It doesn't have anything to do with you being a guy or your skin color or how many kids you have (just based on you having kids) or whatever. It's all household size, income, dependents. They have a chart and if you don't fit the numbers on the chart, then you don't get food stamps.

>>7454130
>>7454132

My parents are exactly rich, dad doesn't work due to health problems and collects social security and they don't give me any money at all. Together they probably make less than 50K a year I just thought it would be nice to have some food stamps so I can eat the way I want once in a while.

>>7453834
I SAW THIS SHIT ON REDDIT

>>7453836
que?

>>7453834
I think the rule is one per person, per visit.

Also, do you live an an apartment or a 'facility' of sorts that's marketed to old people? I've read about younger people choosing to live in those places since it's quiet and safe while also being at a decent price.

>>7453827

He's 50% potato 50% aspie 100% autismal

>>7453839
but it's from his retardation that he draws his culinary powers

>less put a fookin foie gras in a fookin mandarin orange, blimey that'll be top I reckon

>>7453731
every time i blow a load in your mother's mouth.

>>7453751
So,every 45 minutes or so?

>>7453751
So several times a day?
How fucking fat are you, mane?

>>7453522

not like this
>>7453211

>>7453522
Too much oil. Turn the pan upside down when you put it in the oven. Wipe it out again after it's been in for 15 minutes. You're on the right track. Don't forget you'll probably need to do it 2 or 3 times as well.

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>>7453536
I've done 5 or so coats on this pan and its still pretty similar (lighting makes it look more black than it actually is). Forgot to mention, but pan is always upside down during seasoning.

>>7453520
Once I went to McDonalds and had to use the bathroom.
It was a mess so I hovered above the bowl and let rip.
Specks of fecal matter went all over the toilet cistern. I felt so bad for the cleaner.
I think it's because of the amount of chemicals and preservatives McDonalds food contains.

>>7453520
The side and drink are most of the problem.

>>7453520

Because it's the stuff you can't see that is in the burgers that is harmful you stupid fucking idiot.

>>7453476

not drinking vodka and not cooking scallops

Eating a banana while watching AVGN

>>7453476
Lurking and thinking about whether I should jack off before or after I take a shower. No, not during. Not tonight.

at least drink mickeys jesus christ

>>7453304
not strong enough

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>>7453296
Is there no cheese on that pizza?

What if the meats that I would choose come with their own fat, which I already save for later use?

>>7453192
Totally fine. That's just being smart.

>>7453186
>Meat
Pork, beef and chicken
>Carbs
Rice, wheat and corn
>Greens
Onions, celery and carrots (I'm assuming you mean vegetables)
>Spices
Pepper, cumin and garlic powder
>fats
Butter, olive oil and lard.

>>7453064
i suppose making the shell taste like pie crust is out of the question

>>7453097
I would think so, since to the best of my knowledge sort of the whole point is that they're made from meringue and almond meal. There might be a way to make them taste like crust, but I wouldn't know how to do it.

>>7453064
Should be pretty easy to make cinnamon shells and then do the filling like you said, sounds good.

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I've been sober as a priest for three weeks. Not an Irish one.

>>7452975
>/alc/oholics general
>quit drinking
you aren't welcome here

>>7452981
I don't care. I'm going to reply to every post and remind them that there's a better life out there.

That sounds foul. Just make aglio olio and peperoncino. (Olive oil, garlic and chilli peppers)

Add tinned anchovies to the sauce and breadcrumbs for epic win.

Whole thing will cost you like 5 dollars

>>7452906
>5 dollars

Nigger a whole pot of spaghetti doest even cost 5 dollars and taco bell sauce is free

>>7452906
>5 dollar sauce
Well I'm not rich, thanks though.

>>7452809
Wendy's/Popeye's

Burger King

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>>7452812
>wendys
>>7452839
>bk

What do you mean by fuzzy?

bread is better than rice.

>>7452801

Fuzzy Logic. If you google 'fuzzy logic rice cooker' there's a bunch of info, but I just hoped for frank, first hand experience.

Okay so here's my issue OP.

I won't pretend even for a second that I wouldn't demolish one of those any day of the week. I love nachos and all the dressings that go with them and your pic looks delicious.

But it irks me that Americans take pre-made processed foods, put them together and then call that cooking. I see it all the time on your food shows and food blogs (e.g using ketchup as an ingredient for sauces not as a condiment, putting ritz crackers in your stuffing and so on). I realise I sound like a dick but I had to say it. For every store-bought, proccessed ingredient there's definitely a homemade equivalent you can use that tastes better.

>>7452777
This is kinda off-topic so apologies for that.

>>7452733
how much cost?