Hey co/ck/s, I'm going to be visiting Austin TX tomorrow. Any TXfags have some recs for restaurants in the area?
Also, QTDDTOT.
just bring a bic camp stove with you and grill up some dogs in the park, dawg
I mean, for 3 dollars a pack you really cannot beat that value, and you will get some fresh air to boot
>>7459276
Avoid downtown Austin like the plague for the next week and a half if you know what's good for you.
>>7459276
I'm hijacking your thread to ask something similar: What are the chances of picking a random, hole in the wall mom & pop barbecue place and getting the best meal of my life? Do I have to hunt on Yelp or can I just throw darts at a map?
>Make bangin' ass bleu cheese burgers
>Dog giving me hardcore begging stare
>Can't hold out on the little bro so save a chunk for him
>Immediately upon eating his piece of burger, sits down and starts licking his own asshole
Well fuck you too you ungrateful little shit.
Also ill share the recipe if you want.
>>7459178
>I'll share the recipe
Why? The only review we've heard so far doesn't make it sound great.
>>7459178
>bleu
triggered
>>7459222
/thread
What does /ck/ have in their knife sets?
>>7459059
It's called a honing steel not sharpening steel you amateur. You aren't actually sharpening a knife but realigning the blades edge.
Honing steel, 9 inch chefs knife, filet knife and a paring knife.
>>7459070
It's a meme anyway, it doesn't do shit.
>>7459059
Honing steel, 9 inch chef knife, 6 inch santoku, 2x paring knives.
Santoku and one paring knife were gifts, otherwise I wouldn't have bought them.
Alright, flo/ck/ of cooks, I have a date tomorrow and I'd like to see what you can recommend cooking in less than one hour using only frying pans, saucers and a minigrill/microwave oven.
I'd thought of something easy but classy, like some pasta and wine. Let's see what you got.
Also, my plan is to cook myself. Not because I'm a beta, but because I want her to eat what I have cooked. Maybe she can help, but mostly it's just me showing off.
Pic related: dinner date thread.
Pasta and wine.
>>7459050
What type, what sauce, what wine?
Can you name any combinations?
Lobster.
Why don't they sell bread without the crust?
But they do.
Picky eater? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>fast
>and
>tasty
>confirmed.
I just ate at Jimmie's and glad to see that now advertising is full of shit.
>>7458459
shit, I meant to say NOT ALL advertising...
dang dysletxia
get off the internet, liautaud.
I don't know about tasty, but yeah they're fast
>order an ultimate porker with chips and a drink
>they hand me my sandwich before I've filled my drink up
They'd be perfect whenever I'm in a hurry, if not for the fact the only Jimmy John's here is all the way across town, defeating the purpose.
In any case, Firehouse is more delicious, and more than worth the wait.
Is diet Dr.Pepper ok for your teeth if you drink a lot of it every day?
If you brush your teeth regularly, sure.
ENJOY YOUR PHOSPHORUS
the ph is 3.4
So yes, you will destroy your teeth. do not drink soda at all. You're probably young so you have wonderful teeth with thick enamel and no pain. Keep it that way.
avoid sugar, brush with colgate total after every meal, don't snack, and floss once a day.
What do you guys eat or drink when you're plugged up?
>>7458340
I eat plenty of vegetables and fiber so I don't get plugged up.
sauerkraut
I drink a pint of heavy cream, eat two family-size orders of KFC mac and cheese and two Double Quarter Pounders with extra cheese, 4mg of Xanax, and some shitting supplements.
What's your favorite cheese?
Why would I want to associate cheese with a woman's ass?
>>7458124
It's not for fags.
>>7458072
I'd tongue punch her fart box.
Some random guy on the street sold me a bottle of vodka. Absolut Peach I think. Said he was homeless and needed the money, so I'm like w/e.
Is it safe to drink? It's in a sealed glass bottle.
Drink it
>>7457977
Its probably stolen but fine. Flavored vodkas are shit though. Toss it and feel good that you helped some guy get some drug money.
absolut flavored vodkas are quite good if you're into flavored vodkas
if the bottle is sealed and the thing tastes like it's alcoholic you'll likely be fine
Alright co/ck/s, whats the best and worst condiment? pic related, the nastiest shit I ever have eaten.
>>7457467
Any non-heinz ketchup
the only condiment I currently use is sugar free pancake syrup.
>>7457526
Any other cheap brands I'll agree with you on but the fancy brands with less sugar and crap in them are better.
Poor fag here, how can I eat for $20 a week
Smoke a Pork Shoulder.
1.75 a pound
>>7457209
Insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
>>7457209
$20 is manageable. If you go to China town, you can usually find cheap vegetables and rice from bulk. Get a few bags of greens and some rice. Most supermarkets will have reduced chicken because the expiration date is soon. You can buy some chicken thighs (I like the boneless thighs)/breasts and they are actually fine to eat a few days past the expiration date. It's really just more of a "best before" date. But yeah, stirfry some chicken/veggies/rice, add some spices, you got yourself good meals. Best part is this entire thing won't cost you $20. You'll probably have like $5-$7 left over and you can buy some bread, deli meats (smoked turkey is great), maybe some chips to have something to much on.
Alternatively you can also buy some pasta from bulk, a jar of tomato sauce and cook that+add in some chicken/veggies.
$20 is totally doable honestly. You just gotta look for good deals.
Who else misses this?
cant speak for the rest of Europe, but the Netherlands still gets these
Still available in Australia.
redpill me on beer. Why do people keep pretending they love it when it tastes gross?
>>7456502
Developing an affinity to acquired tastes. Bitter is not a taste you intrinsically like. Also culinary stokholm syndrome, as well as booze gets you high.
It tastes "gross" to you because there is only one thing in the world that tastes like beer, and that's beer.
It can be an acquired taste. But, once acquired you'll be amazed at the different variants available to you. Drink enough and you'll find one that suits your palate.
>>7456515
This.
The only people who dislike beer are underage plebs and manchildren who have to mix every type of booze with fucking soda and mikes hard lemonade.
let us have a friendly thread about cocktails and spirits. share recipes and favourite spirits.
pic related, what i'm drinking right now
>not drinking chambord straight up
>2016
>>7456277
>16.5%abv
>similar to wine
>$40 a bottle
Wow OP, its like drinking a $100 bottle of wine that tastes like it was made for 19 year old girls. You're a badass.
making cocktails for yourself/gf/friends is only fun for so long, at least I get bored of it rather quickly and after the first two-three we just go back to straight shots
how do you actually enjoy alcohol.
it rarely tastes good on its own, and all it does it dehydrate you and make you feel awful 2 hours after you stop drinking.
what's the secret?